21/03/2026
My girlfriend told me last night that it's over
between
us.
I thought about it and i found out that life without
her
is meaningless, so i decided to kill
myself.
I jumped from my reading table to my bed but i
didn't
die, i went to the express road and looked carefully
before crossing the
road, nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with
plenty suya but nothing happened, i took a lot of
mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet i didn't
see
hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concoction.
I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry
juice
and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to
me.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still i
didn't
die.
I'm so worried now cause i just
finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and
fresh
fruit salad but nothing has happened to me.
I'm really upset right now.
Friends, what do i do? Should I
try fried plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it
work?
Advice me please, I'm waiting for your advice.
What concoction do you prescribe?
