08/10/2025
ਗੀਤ ਗੋਰਾਇਆ ਦਾ 500 ਕਰੋੜ।
In this episode, we tackle six burning (and mostly ridiculous) issues that Punjab just can’t stop talking about:
Sidhu Moose Wala vs Babbu Maan Fans – The Great Keyboard War
Somewhere in Punjab, two people are abusing each other over Sidhu Moose Wala and Babbu Maan… while the singers are busy making money and not even aware of their existence. Science even says extreme celebrity obsession lowers IQ, and after reading some of these comments, we believe it. Imagine burning your brain cells for someone who won’t even wish you on your birthday.
Punjab Police’s New SSF – Superman Service Force
Chandigarh Police finally had to change their rules after the Punjab CM basically said, “Bas karo yaar.” Meanwhile, Punjab launched the SSF — not to be confused with WWE’s Shield — whose main job is to help people on the road. Yes, you heard right… a police force that actually helps you instead of just checking your RC and asking, “Kitthon aa rahe ho?”
Thar Owners – The Unofficial Road Mafia
If you own a Thar, congratulations — you automatically get a license to drive like Vin Diesel without brakes. Over-speeding, overtaking from footpaths, and honking at traffic lights like it’s a sprint race — they do it all. In Punjab, police see a Thar and instantly think, “Laga le isnu side te, kuch na kuch galat kita hovega.”
Punjab vs Himachal – The Rivalry Nobody Asked For
Every time some Punjabi boy misbehaves in Himachal and gets told off, it turns into “Himachal hates Punjab.” Bro, no one hates you — they just hate your parking style, your speaker volume, and your 14 friends dancing on the highway at midnight. Not everything is a border war; sometimes, it’s just you being… you.
Puwadh Region Mindset – Forever in 1980
In Puwadh, some folks are still living in the good old days that never really existed. They’ll sell their land for crores, then spend the rest of their life telling everyone, “Oye, eh zameen crore di hai!” But until you sell it, uncle, it’s just dirt with nostalgia on top.
The 500 Crore Geet Goraya “Scandal”
Actress Geet Goraya said she’ll only marry someone earning more than her… and joked that even ₹500 crore might not be enough. The int
