18/09/2026
Comic Panel Breakdown
* Characters: A female superhero in a yellow and maroon outfit and Spider-Man sitting together on a rooftop or elevated structure.
* The Conflict: The female hero holds up her smartphone, visibly upset, and exclaims that she was just dumped over a text message after saving the city.
* Spider-Man's Reaction: Spider-Man leans back casually, sympathizing with her plight by replying, "Brutal. Men are pigs."
Long Caption for Social Media
> When you literally spend your entire day protecting the city from imminent danger, only to check your phone and realize you've just been dumped via text message! Talk about adding insult to injury. At least Spider-Man is there to validate the frustration and drop the ultimate truth bomb: "Brutal. Men are pigs."
> Superhero dating life is truly a different breed of chaos. Who needs romance when you have rooftop venting sessions and existential dread? 🦸‍♀️🕷️💔
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