13/03/2025
Finance Minister’s Masterclass in Empathy: How to downplay a humanitarian crisis with a straight face
By Joyshree Usham
Imphal, March 12:
In a stunning display of political acrobatics, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitaraman graced Parliament on Tuesday evening with a speech that will undoubtedly go down in history as a masterclass in how to trivialize a burning state while maintaining an impressively straight face. Manipur, a state currently grappling with ethnic violence, economic collapse, and the displacement of over 60,000 people, was reduced to a mere footnote in her fiery monologue. Instead of addressing the crisis, she chose to play the age-old game of “Who’s Worse: Us or Them?”—a classic distraction technique that left many wondering if she had mistaken Parliament for a comedy roast.
“It’s Not as Bad as 1993, Guys!”
The Finance Minister’s pièce de résistance was her audacious comparison of the current crisis to the Kuki-Naga conflict of 1993, which claimed 750 lives and destroyed 350 villages. With the finesse of a seasoned statistician, she implied that since fewer lives have been lost this time, the situation isn’t that severe. One can almost imagine her shrugging and saying, “It’s just a little ethnic violence, folks. Nothing to see here!” Her remarks were a stark reminder that in the world of politics, human suffering is often measured in numbers, not stories. The fact that thousands are languishing in relief camps and prices of essential commodities have soared like never before seemed to escape her notice. But hey, at least it’s not 1993, right?
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In a stunning display of political acrobatics, Finance Minister Nirmala Sitaraman graced Parliament on Tuesday evening with a speech that will undoubtedly go down in history as a masterclass in how to trivialize a burning state while maintaining an impressively straight face.