I am an Idiot, Thats why I am an Engineer

05/07/2013

The Big Bang Theory: Rock Paper Scissor Lizard Spock!

Price: Rs. 349

31/03/2012

I was arrested this morning for playing a trick at work.

The police have informed me that, despite it being April Fool's Day, it's still r**e.

29/03/2012

My friend got mad at me playing Scrabble.
"Spondulak" she said, "How can that be a word?"
"Of course it is!" I said.
"I've never heard of it, I bet you can't use it in a sentence" she said.
"Sure I can" I told her, "Here goes"
"I don't know what Spondulak means."
Done.

29/03/2012

Statistically speaking... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang r**e.

29/03/2012

I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 14 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but none of them could suggest an answer either...

29/03/2012

My daughter said, "Dad, can my new boyfriend come for
tea?"
I said, "That depends sweetheart, what's his name?"
"Corey" She replied.
"Corey what?" I asked.
She said, "Corey Ossity."
I said, "I suppose so, but don't
let him near the cat."

29/03/2012

I was walking down this street and this really sexy woman tells
me, 'Oh my god. You are so hot. I want you to f**k me right now!'
It's true. You can ask Brad Pitt, he was right behind me.

29/03/2012

I was walking behind a lady and she started to speed up so I did
too. She then started running so I ran too. She then started
screaming so I screamed too...I never did see what we were
running from...

29/03/2012

My girlfriend was furious with me the other day.
I put a stick in a non-stick pan.

26/03/2012

26/03/2012

S**T HAPPENS !!

21/05/2011

I called Justin Bieber Gay..and she slapped me with her purse..

10/09/2010

Mushikavaahana modaka hastha,Chaamara karna vilambitha sutra,Vaamana
rupa maheshwara putra,Vighna vinaayaka paada namasthe..Happy Ganesh
Chaturthi!

03/09/2010

We
are all here for some special reason..Stop being a prisoner of your
past..Become the architect of your future....'The monk who sold his
Ferrari'

31/08/2010

"A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth..."

05/07/2010

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.