17/09/2026
Me: AHH A WALKING LAMP 😭 The lamp: AHH A MOVING HUMAN — wait, he's SEATED 😭 I was too scared to stop the cart, it was too polite to stop beckoning, so we jogged side by side in the fog for ten seconds like two strangers who waved once and now have to commit. It never showed its face. I never showed my brake hand. Mutual fear. Mutual respect.