
08/07/2025
"Here I am, a glorious bachelor, living my best life in Betul, Madhya Pradesh, face-to-face with this magnificent plate of pav bhaji! The perks of flying solo? I eat what the 'Good Orderly Direction' (and my incredibly generous colleagues and their better halves) decides to grace me with. No arguments, just pure, unadulterated, buttery bliss. My relationship status might be 'single,' but my plate status is 'seriously committed.'"