09/11/2025
How to Survive Hell (LITERALLY): A Guide to Finessing the Demons 😈
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You got sentenced to eternal agony? Bummer! 😩
Good news: You don't have to suffer. This is the 4-step survival cheat sheet to navigate the demonic bureaucracy, earn 100% flame resistance, and avoid those annoying end-game bosses.
Step 1: Accept your fate. Step 2: Master the poker face. Step 3: Bribe the guards with eternal tea and gossip. Step 4: Become middle management!
If you're going down, you might as well go down in style. Tag the friend who you're taking with you to the Hell VIP section! 🤣
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