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19/01/2015

THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN ZAMBIA NEXT WEEK ON TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY AND FRIDAY !!!
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Tuesday, 22:30 hours: HH takes an early lead after results from Southern province comes in.

Wednesday 00:10: HH Still comfortably leading with the north western results in.

Wednesday 03:30 hours: HH still Maintains his lead with the western province results coming in. The UPND supporters go into a frenzy. The Zambian watchdog has a screaming headline "HH headed for victory.The end of the donchi kubeba era"

Wednesday 05:30 hours: Edgar Lungu reduces the gap as results from central province comes in and the Zambian watchdog reports that PF are planning to rig the elections.

Wednesday 08:00 hours: Edgar Lungu takes a slight lead as results from Luapula comes in. News reports of riots and protests in parts of western and Southern province are reported in the media

Wednesday 10:00 hours : HH comes live on Muvi TV and says that the UPND have evidence from "reliable sources" that the elections have been rigged and he won`t accept the results if he loses.

Wednesday 12:00 hours: ZNBC and the post newspaper reports that Edgar Lungu is headed for landslide victory as votes from the Copperbelt filter in.

Wednesday 15:00 hours: Edgar Lungu tipped to be next president as he wins Lusaka by landslide.

Wednesday 18:00 hours: Edgar Lungu ahead by 400,000 votes compared to his closest rival.

Wednesday 19:00 hours: Edgar Lungu further widen the gap as votes from Muchinga, Northern and eastern province comes in.

Wednesday 21:00 hours: The opposition claim the elections were rigged, yet people in Lusaka and Copperbelt takes to the streets in celebrations and no one is protesting.

Thursday 00:30 hours : Lombe Chibesakunda the acting Chief Justice being the returning officer declares Edgar Chagwa Lungu Zambia's 6th President.

Thursday 01:30 hours Edgar Lungu promises to continue building on Sata`s legacy and promises a new constitution before 2016.

Friday 12:00: HH addresses the press and announces that he has now gone into an alliance with Alex Muliokela in readiness for the 2016 elections ;)
12:30 inauguration ceremony EL walks to Nkwazi House

EL
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18/01/2015

Zambia is beating the rhumba boys and teaching them a football lesson.

18/01/2015

I would to inform the nation that Flight
HH2015 was in an accident yesterday in
mid-air. Its planned destination was state
house in Lusaka. We don't know what the
cause of accident is and we are still
investigating. The investigations are indicating that the pilot was at fault.
According to our findings so far the pilot
used to miss a lot of his pilot classes due to
the following reasons: Attending
freemason sessions. He didn't like the
tribe of the tutor and some of his fellow students. Lack of financial gain in classes.
He knew everything they were teaching.
He was good at lying. Therefore, he will lie
that he is an experienced pilot to
passengers. Some powerful foreigners will
control his plane on remote to state house, as a result it does not matter whether he
can fly the plane himself or not. Luckily
enough for some passengers they fell on
the boat by the name Patriotic Front (PF),
it was commanded by Edgar Chagwa
Lungu. We were just informed that the same boat was heading to the same
destination and seems like there is
nothing stopping it. Our investigations will
be concluded on the 24 and that is when
we will publish our final report. Just for
heads up sake, the pilot by the name of HH is in an hallucinatory state as is some of
his passengers. They think that they have
landed on state house ahead of schedule.
Thanks fellas.

18/01/2015

COIN ZAMBIA WORKERS DEMAND
PAYMENTS, EXPECT TO BESIEGE HH AT UCZ
GOLDEN JUBILEE CELEBRATIONS
Some Coin Zambia employees, a company
formerly owned by Hakainde Hichilema
have gathered at Heroes Stadium where the United Church of Zambia is holding its
Golden Jubilee.
The workers are anticipating that
Hakainde Hichilema will attend the
celebrations and have lined a protest
activity to besiege and demand their benefits.
Coin Zambia was dissolved to create Mint
Mater Security Company.
Coin Zambia was closed for its huge debts
and failure to pay Zambia Revenue
Authority taxes. The bulk of workers were laid off in the
process and have remained unpaid for
years.

17/01/2015

JUST WHAT IS IT ABOUT EDGAR LUNGU
With regard to the above mentioned person, have U ever asked yourself the following Questions; 1. What did (mhsrip) see in EL to replace him with da so-called 'untouchable' Wynter Kabimba if he was not fit enough to fit in his office? 2. Why has EL bn given more key ministerial positions than otha ministers if he is not fit enough? 3. Why did Sata pick on EL on several instances as da 'Acting President of da Republic of Zambia' if he was not fit enough? 4. Why did some pipo in selected parts of da country demonstrate EL's firing as PF's Secretary General? 5. Why did a lot of pipo in the Stadium Cheer on EL during Sata's funeral in National Heroes frm da time he stood up, thru his speech n till da time he took his seat? 6. Why did over 60 PF NEC members endorse EL even b4 going for a General Conference(GC)? 7. Why was EL's 'GC' rendered a Valid one by the High court and leaving those from da otha GC biting their fingers? 8. Why did Guy Scott n Miles Sampa despite their numerous attempts to block EL's candidature as a PF president remain futile? 9. Why has it remained that out of 10 PF presidential Aspirants EL has until today remained da last man standing? 10. How come EL succeeded in filing in his PF candidature papers amid huge speculations that it was not going to be possible? 11. How come otha PF candidates have rallied behind their competitor they thought wasn't good enough then? 12. How come EL has received overwhelming support across the country if he is not fit? 13. Why has EL succeeded in attracting huge crowds wherever he has gone to campaign? 14. Why didn't Rupiah Banda endorse HH but instead EL if he's not fit? 15. Why has EL received da largest share of endorsements frm members of the disgruntled MMD party than that ov HH? 16. Why has EL received more endorsement from BIG artists in Zambia among them JK, RAYDO,KING DANDDY,MACKY2, etc? 17. Why has EL received more campaign songs than his opponents? 18. Why has Zambian Watchdog and The POST panicked over EL's current political position? 19. Why has EL received more endorsement from Chief's in various parts of the country than his opponents? 20. Why has bn point at one name ? Well, it matters less what name uv given him(EL) and It matters less what U think of Him(EL)! But what has bn clear NOW is that has fought his way up to the TOP! 's humility n soft spoken personality has earned him massive support n it can safely be concluded that EL bn on the ticket of da ruling party, will stop at nothing as he has proven that he's stronger than the stones sum few pipo have thrown @ him! He's headed for VICTORY come 22nd JAN, 2015! Indeed, !

16/01/2015

PF SECRETARY-GENERAL EXPOSES
DESPERATE OPPOSITION FORGERY Lusaka, January 15, 2015 – The Patriotic
Front (PF) Secretary-General Mr. Davies
Chama regrets to announce that the
opposition have fraudulently created a
bogus e-mail account in the name of our
party president, Hon. Edgar Lungu from which they are attributing falsehoods to
him. It has come to our attention this evening,
Thursday 15th January 2015, that a bogus
email: [email protected] has
been created and is churning out
falsehoods. They have issued a statement
purporting to explain our leader’s absence from a television debate that took place at
Mulungushi International Conference
Centre this evening. Hon. Lungu has not issued any statement
to that effect and neither does he
maintain any such email. The matter will
tomorrow be reported to the police for
investigation because this is a criminal
offence. I wish to restate that Hon. Lungu is
currently in North-Western Province
campaigning to reach as many voters as
possible. Our candidate launched his
presidential bid a month ago and wishes
to spend the remaining limited time dialoguing with the grassroots in rural
areas.
It is regrettable that the opposition must
get to such levels of desperation and resort
to outright criminality in a bid to smear
our candidate. It is a matter of choice which platform the
opposition chooses to utilise to garner
votes. On our part, we have decided that it
is most useful to spend the remaining
quality time with our voters listening to
their stories so that we promptly address their concerns immediately we win next
week’s presidential election. Said the Secretary-General: “President
Lungu continues to command
overwhelming reception from voters across
the country and today he held a mammoth
rally at Kyawama Grounds in Solwezi. On
Friday he will conduct more rallies in Mufumbwe and Zambezi before
proceeding to another province. The
opposition has no right to tell us how we
conduct our campaign anymore than we
should be telling them how they should
conduct theirs.’” Issued By: PF Media & Publicity Team

10/01/2015

BELOW ARE THE REASONS WHICH ARE
GOING TO RETIRE HH FROM
POLITICS ON 20TH JANUARY
The PF has a very strong base of support in
Copperbelt (845,439), Luapula (408,791),
Lusaka (796,687), Muchinga (269,139), Northern (434,478), and now Eastern
(600,098). These provinces have a total of
3,354,632.00 voters. The UPND's support base is in three
provinces namely, Northwestern (315,588),
Southern (617,461) and Western
(394,617). These have a total of
1,327,666.00 registered voters. Central Province which is a wild card has
483,790 registered voters. If you subtract
the numbers between PF and UPND
strongholds, the PF strongholds have
2,026,966.00 more registered voters than
UPND strongholds. Even if you generously give UPND Central Province, they still fall
short by 1,543,176.00 registered voters. These figures simply suggest that UPND
will need some monumental and very
dramatic efforts to reverse the PF
advantage on 20th January, 2015 elections.
Its important to note that in 2011, only 6%
votes seperated late President Sata from the former President Banda. So if PF lost
these 6% (183,100) votes to UPND, PF
would still win confortably. The PF has infact trippled its voters by
including a huge chunck of MMD voters
through the support from President Banda.
This has also been noticed through the by
elections held in the recent past. Sorry for HH! To move from 18% to 40% is
not possible, not in Zambia. Sata moved
from 35% to 42%, which was a 7% rise,
that is realistic.
This was achieved by a man with serious
track record of having been in government and known as a man of action. It is not possible for HH to increase the
votes by 25% even with the fake
endorsements he has had in the past one
month. Not all endorsements can be
meaningful in an election. Some can
actually be very harmful and this is what has happened to HH. Ifintu ni Lungu!

10/01/2015

BELOW ARE THE REASONS WHICH ARE
GOING TO RETIRE KASAKA AKA HH FROM
POLITICS ON 20TH JANUARY
The PF has a very strong base of support in
Copperbelt (845,439), Luapula (408,791),
Lusaka (796,687), Muchinga (269,139), Northern (434,478), and now Eastern
(600,098). These provinces have a total of
3,354,632.00 voters. The UPND's support base is in three
provinces namely, Northwestern (315,588),
Southern (617,461) and Western
(394,617). These have a total of
1,327,666.00 registered voters. Central Province which is a wild card has
483,790 registered voters. If you subtract
the numbers between PF and UPND
strongholds, the PF strongholds have
2,026,966.00 more registered voters than
UPND strongholds. Even if you generously give UPND Central Province, they still fall
short by 1,543,176.00 registered voters. These figures simply suggest that UPND
will need some monumental and very
dramatic efforts to reverse the PF
advantage on 20th January, 2015 elections.
Its important to note that in 2011, only 6%
votes seperated late President Sata from the former President Banda. So if PF lost
these 6% (183,100) votes to UPND, PF
would still win confortably. The PF has infact trippled its voters by
including a huge chunck of MMD voters
through the support from President Banda.
This has also been noticed through the by
elections held in the recent past. Sorry for HH! To move from 18% to 40% is
not possible, not in Zambia. Sata moved
from 35% to 42%, which was a 7% rise,
that is realistic.
This was achieved by a man with serious
track record of having been in government and known as a man of action. It is not possible for HH to increase the
votes by 25% even with the fake
endorsements he has had in the past one
month. Not all endorsements can be
meaningful in an election. Some can
actually be very harmful and this is what has happened to HH. Ifintu ni Lungu!

09/01/2015

HAKAINDE HICHILEMA IS A FREEMASON,
BISHOP CHOMBA TELLS COURT Orthodox Bishop Edward Chomba has
defended his remarks at a public rally that
Hajainde Hichilema belongs to the
Freemason movement, a movement
christians consider a satanic cult.
Chomba told the Lusaka High court judge Mwila Chitabo that opposition UPND
Leader Hakainde Hichilema the satanic
cult in April, 1999 and was initiated from
Eagle Lodge Number 7232EC which is the
Grand Lodge for Freemasons in Zambia.
Chomba disclosed that Hichilema still a congregant of the Masons Temple located
in Cha Cha Cha road, next to the Zambezi
River Authority building in Lusaka. Chomba stated that Hichilema appears on
both the local and international register of
the Freemasons and members of the public
could find this information freely on the
Freemasons Register. The former Bishop has maintained that Mr
Hakainde’s membership is confirmed by
the list and register of the freemasons in
Zambia. Anderson Mazoka founded the UPND and
used the Freemason's symbol -the hand-
as the party's symbol. Mazoka later renounced his membership
from the cult and changed his christian
congregation and died a Catholic. Many who have known that the
Freemasons Movement usually attract
strong businessman, feared that Hichilema
had taken a high risk challenge by denying
his membership with the cult. Many stated that this was a can of worms
similar to "Chiluba is a Thief case" This is a case were the UPND leader has
sued Bishop Chomba for referring to him
as a satanist who drinks blood. On their websistes this how Freemasonry
is described:Freemasonry is one of the
world's oldest and largest non-religious,
non-political, fraternal and charitable
organisations. It teaches self-knowledge
through participation in a progression of ceremonies. Members are expected to be
of high moral standing and are encouraged
to speak openly about Freemasonry.

07/01/2015