25/09/2025
🚨 Breaking News 💔💔💔
VDM has been “arrested” this morning at his Abuja residence for one major “crime”… 😂
They say he wore a uniform that looked like military attire and started addressing the nation like a true President or General. 🇳🇬
The accusations? 👇
– Trying to keep Nigeria clean 🧹
– Trying to make schools healthy for students 🏫
– Trying to build extreme patriotism and love for our country ❤️💛💚
And guess what? He’s 100% GUILTY! 🤝
The court has sentenced him to years of nonstop Celebration 🥳 — because a man like VDM deserves flowers every single day. 🌹
Moral lesson: Not every arrest is punishment… some arrests are promotions. 🚀
