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Kristen Van Nest

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Kristen Van Nest

Thriller author, comedian & creator. Dark, absurd news that reads like a book plot. Books, podcasts & videos at dot.cards/kristenvannest

Comedian based in Stamford, CT.

17/09/2026

Birthday duck 🦆 > birthday cake 🎂 Happy birthday David T Chien ❤️

04/09/2026

I grew up in New Canaan, Connecticut, which is the same rich-town Connecticut that The Last Mrs. Parrish is set in, and I was the kid whose friend asked "You live in an apartment?" after driving me home in her BMW. So Amber scheming her way into the Parrish house has always felt a little personal.

two sisters wrote that book over daily FaceTime, one of them playing Amber and one playing Daphne, and now Jennifer Lopez is about to play Daphne for Netflix. I put together 9 books like it, the sequel included, plus the Stepford Wives original, which they filmed in my town 👇

03/09/2026

Robert Pattinson just told GQ he has been going nonstop since the Hollywood strikes ended — Die My Love with Jennifer Lawrence, The Odyssey, The Drama with Zendaya, Dune Part Three, Primetime where he plays To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen, and is now in London filming Batman 2 until the end of the year

He said, and I quote: “at the end of this, I’m definitely taking a vacation”

Meanwhile Timothée Chalamet — his Dune co-star — and Jacob Elordi are also in London right now holding Jenner hands and getting papped outside restaurants

Three men. One city. Robert Pattinson is in the Batsuit doing fight scenes at 40 saying his body hurts. Jacob Elordi is at The Dog Stars premiere with Kendall. Timothée Chalamet is somewhere in a turtleneck with Kylie.

29/08/2026

Guess I won’t be getting an invite 📧

29/08/2026

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27/08/2026

Thank you CrimeReads for featuring The Storm Reaper!!!

25/08/2026

my mom used to stay out on Fire Island through mandatory evacuations, for the adventure of it. I have never done that. I would like it noted that I have never done that.

my beach memories are the other kind: laying fence on the dunes with the whole community before hurricane season, and helping my grandparents tape windows and stack the beach chairs under the house so they wouldn't come through the glass. a window did blow out during one storm anyway and wrecked a lot of the inside of the house. so I have never once been fully relaxed at a beach, which turns out to be the exact mood coastal gothic fiction runs on. I put together 9 coastal gothic books for people who love the beach and don't quite trust it. Rebecca leads it, obviously 👇

24/08/2026

a fish tank of puffer fish on the front porch, that was my childhood summer. my mom ran the nature center in our Fire Island community, so we'd spend our free time dragging a seine net through the bay to see what came up. which is why Where the Crawdads Sing got me the way it did: Kya has all that peace, and then one man makes her marsh a place he could be waiting in. so if you finished it wanting more, I have 9 mysteries where nature plays its own role 👇

23/08/2026

my book club meets every month, which is where Serial Chillers Club came from. and every dead book club I've seen died of homework: somebody assigns a 600-page Important Novel, 3 people finish it, and the meeting turns into a potluck with guilt.

so if you want to run one people come back to, I wrote the whole thing up 👇

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