18/07/2025
DEAR MEN listen..
She WAKES up by 4am, gives you SËX, you SLEEP back, she will move straight to the KITCHEN. She would join MORNING DEVOTION by 5:30am, start preparing the KIDS by 6:00am, serve everybody FOOD by 7am, take the KIDS to SCHOOL and move to her OFFICE or BUSINESS PLACE by 7:30am, go for SCHOOL RUNS by 2pm.
She would come back to the HOUSE by 5-6pm, start WASHING of CLOTHES and COOKING DINNER by 6pm, serve DINNER by 7:30 the day you are home early, other days when you are with friends or SIDE CHICKS late she WAIT up on you, start HOMEWORK for the KIDS by 8-9pm.
She then SHOWERS and meet you the HUSBAND in the ROOM by 9:30pm, discuss about your day at work and catch fun so that you will be in the mood for SËX, you will even ask for DOGGY STYLE, WHEELBARROW STYLE and SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOW STYLE. And you the HUSBAND who only what he thinks is AM THE HEAD, with your BIG HEAD will SLEEP like a KING.. She will get up to CHECK on the CHILDREN if they are SLEEPING, will off the LIGHTS. Start praying for you and the FAMILY by 12am-1am, while you SNORE like a SECOND HAND GENERATOR. She sleeps a little and will wake up again by 4am to start all over again.
With all these a MAN will OPEN his OVERSIZED MOUTH to say WHAT DOES A WOMAN BRING to the TABLE. MY BROTHER no man have a RIGHT to ask a WOMAN what she is BRINGING TO THE TABLE, she is bringing her LIFE, her SOUL, her COMFORT, her PEACE and her whole EXISTENCE.
We tend not to see our WOMEN'S EFFORTS. If MEN were to be given this TASKS and DAILY ROUTINE, we would DIE before our TIME, but WOMEN are natural MULTITASKERS. Let us spend more time in preparing the male child for marriage even as we prepare the females. We have so many irresponsible husbands. CLASS DISMISSED.
