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๐Ÿ‘‘ Official Home of Prince Pinata
๐Ÿ“ฐ Creator of The Sarcastic Kenyan Times
๐Ÿƒ Waembu Traditional History & Culture Archive
๐Ÿ˜‚ Humor, Sarcasm, Satire, Embu History
๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝ Linguist Ta**us Writer & Director Sapiosexual Stoic Practical
โš ๏ธ Read Responsibly.

WAEMBU CORNER โ€” TODAY IN HISTORY ๐Ÿ“œThe Aembu trace their roots to Mwenenyaga โ€” "owner of the snow" โ€” settlers who made th...
15/08/2026

WAEMBU CORNER โ€” TODAY IN HISTORY ๐Ÿ“œ
The Aembu trace their roots to Mwenenyaga โ€” "owner of the snow" โ€” settlers who made their home on the slopes of Mt. Kenya centuries ago. Fierce in defense, deep in tradition, and never ones to back down โ€” from Mau Mau resistance to Kigari mission days. Sio excuses, ni resilience. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฅ

15/08/2026

In my head.

The Sarcastic Kenyan Times Magazine brings you....From kitchen smoke to charging cables โ€” how family life in Kenya has c...
14/08/2026

The Sarcastic Kenyan Times Magazine brings you....
From kitchen smoke to charging cables โ€” how family life in Kenya has changed, one generation at a time. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ Progress is beautiful, but somewhere between the cooking fire and the router, we misplaced a little bit of togetherness. Issue 021 is here.
CrazyK_ munene Kinyua Brian

A PEOPLE. A HERITAGE. A LEGACY.Before colonial borders drew lines across maps, Gฤฉkลฉyลฉ, Embu and Merลฉ communities shared ...
13/08/2026

A PEOPLE. A HERITAGE. A LEGACY.

Before colonial borders drew lines across maps, Gฤฉkลฉyลฉ, Embu and Merลฉ communities shared deep historical and cultural connections.

But history is more than old documents. It lives in our homes, languages, ceremonies, food, music and the stories our elders carried forward.

The question is simple:

What is one tradition your grandparents knew that todayโ€™s generation is slowly forgetting? ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ

Tell me in the comments. Letโ€™s turn the comment section into an archive. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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ROOTS THAT REMEMBER.Today, we remember the sons and daughters who walked before us, fought, sacrificed, and never lived ...
12/08/2026

ROOTS THAT REMEMBER.

Today, we remember the sons and daughters who walked before us, fought, sacrificed, and never lived to see the Kenya they helped shape.
From the elders of our homesteads to the freedom fighters who paid the ultimate price, their stories are part of our inheritance.
We remember.
We honour.
We preserve.
Our heritage. Our identity. Our pride. ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช


11/08/2026

POV; "Me trying to explain My terms and conditions for this relationship that has come to challenge my Selflove, again." ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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FIRST FAMILY WEDDING SHOCKER! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚Azi said YES to Prince Pinata because apparently heโ€™s the only man who understands her ...
11/08/2026

FIRST FAMILY WEDDING SHOCKER! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚

Azi said YES to Prince Pinata because apparently heโ€™s the only man who understands her sarcasm without needing a parliamentary committee. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

The wedding is private, the vows are personal, but the budget? Tafadhali, donโ€™t ask too many questions. ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿคฃ

Meanwhile, Kenyans are already asking the important question:
โ€œWill there be nyama choma, or will we just attend the press briefing?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

From the palace of sarcasm to the streets of Embu, we wish everyone a blessed day ahead. May your August come with open doors, full pockets and fewer โ€œplease send me something smallโ€ messages. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚

Prince Pinata & Princess Azi: officially unserious, spiritually committed. ๐Ÿ‘‘โค๏ธ


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What do you call this in your native language? Check mine in comment section ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ.
11/08/2026

What do you call this in your native language?
Check mine in comment section ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ.

Every Morning; ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธMe, Myself & Iโ˜บ๏ธ, huweka Mola mbele, na self motivation lazima ili hizo mean words zishindwe kulower ...
11/08/2026

Every Morning; ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธMe, Myself & Iโ˜บ๏ธ, huweka Mola mbele, na self motivation lazima ili hizo mean words zishindwe kulower my self-esteem wakati wanazitapika na hizo smelly mouths๐Ÿคฎ zao nikiwa mboka mchana. โœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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