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26/12/2025

Sasa k**a marashi Fake ni 6K🤔hiyo ya 70 yenye huwa mnanunua ni gani😂😂💔

Chris Kirwa to Kenyan Men : NEVER EVER SLEEP AT YOUR INLAWS:Its that time of year again to remind the boy child: avoid s...
26/12/2025

Chris Kirwa to Kenyan Men : NEVER EVER SLEEP AT YOUR INLAWS:

Its that time of year again to remind the boy child: avoid sleeping at your in‑laws’ home.

No matter how much your girlfriend or wife insists, don’t spend the night at your father‑ or mother‑in‑law’s place.

In some communities the rule is even stricter — don’t be around after sunset.
Many people especially girls will disagree in the comments section; men, ignore them completely - Thank me many years later.

If she gets angry, step away and handle it later — her parents will respect you.
Even if her own parents ask you to stay, bounce like a bad cheque.

Hizi tshirts ni pesa ngapi huko kwenu 😂🤣
26/12/2025

Hizi tshirts ni pesa ngapi huko kwenu 😂🤣

Hapa accident itafanyika kwa slippery wound itakuwa fire 🤣🤣🤣
26/12/2025

Hapa accident itafanyika kwa slippery wound itakuwa fire 🤣🤣🤣

K**a unajua kwenu ni wewe ulipewa kazi ya kupiga mbuzi ngumi ndio ngozi itoke wengine wakiwa wameshikilia miguu na kichw...
26/12/2025

K**a unajua kwenu ni wewe ulipewa kazi ya kupiga mbuzi ngumi ndio ngozi itoke wengine wakiwa wameshikilia miguu na kichwa,you need to work hard. You are the poor uncle😅

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26/12/2025

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Na wazee mjue, a man is only considered peaceful when it is understood that he has the capacity for violence but he choo...
26/12/2025

Na wazee mjue, a man is only considered peaceful when it is understood that he has the capacity for violence but he chooses peace. I said it,that There is a reason North Korea regularly fires ballistic missles closer to japan in the name of testing. Hakuna testing apo,hiyo ni asserting dominance. Ni muhimu mwanaume kwa ndoa una assert dominance. Lazima bibi akumbuke nani mzee kwa nyumba.

Otherwise ukilegea,you will see of cutting wood,yani utaona cha mtema kuni. Bibi anakuambia leo usilale bedroom,ati amekasirika. My friend! Na ni nyumba unalipa rent! Si hiyo ni mapepo. Bibi ata k**a ako na mshahara kubwa kukuliko,ni lazima akuwe on toes. Lazima akae na wasi wasi. Juu hajui unapanga nini. Saa ingine chukua blanketi ingia ceiling lala huko. Na mtu asikuulize swali.

Saa ingine ingia kwa hizi duka za wamaasai,nunua mkuki enda weka chini ya kitanda. Akikuuliza mwambie you’re a traditional man,you come from a lineage of warriors. Kidogo ukiona ameanza kulegea tena,nunua kamba. Sasa badala ya kushukia stairs,ukuwe unashukia kwa balcony k**a swat. Mwambie ni zoezi. Bibi atatoa wapi wakati ya kukua kichwa ngumu na hii njaro yote umepiga?,ata akikatiwa kwa ofisi anakumbuka mzee ni wazimu. Anarudi line!

They will never teach you this in unifasti buana🤗🥂!!!

When I left Radio Maisha for Hot 96 I was earning 1.8 million. If if I return to radio today, I know my worth" - Jalang'...
26/12/2025

When I left Radio Maisha for Hot 96 I was earning 1.8 million. If if I return to radio today, I know my worth" - Jalang'o

Moses Wetangula to Jirongo's family -"K**a familia ya Jirongo inataka kwenda kortini, niko tayari kusimama na wao k**a ...
26/12/2025

Moses Wetangula to Jirongo's family -
"K**a familia ya Jirongo inataka kwenda kortini, niko tayari kusimama na wao k**a wakili mpaka wajue ukweli na wapate haki yao. Hakuna haja ya kutafuta mawakili k**a kina James Orengo kutoka mbali. Mimi k**a rafiki mkubwa wa Jirongo nitashughulikia kila kitu. Heri kwenda kortini kuliko hao waganga na wachawi wa Natembeya." ~Wetangula hataki stori za torch kabisa ati afadhali kortini.

26/12/2025

Don't be ashamed of your hustle. what do you do for a living?
Someone might need your service this week for Christmas.

26/12/2025

Ladies, ukiwa na kutu, unaweza omba boy mechi?

"I'm very sorry for what has happened, sitarudia tena wakenya mnisamehe" ~ Mama Gift ask Kenyans for forgiveness 😭
26/12/2025

"I'm very sorry for what has happened, sitarudia tena wakenya mnisamehe" ~ Mama Gift ask Kenyans for forgiveness 😭

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