14/09/2025
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1. Urinating behind the latrine
2. Wife always sleeping next to the wall
3. Hiding brooms behind the door
4. When you get rich, people say it's connected to witchcraft.
5. When you grow old, youโre automatically a witch
6. If you take a bath, people ask if youโre going somewhere
7. Keeping plates, cups, and spoons aside only for visitors
8. Counting pieces of meat during meals
9. No โnaturalโ death โ itโs always blamed on an enemy
10. Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is linked to marrying a pr******te
12. Certain chicken parts (like the gizzard) are reserved only for the husband
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud
14. Buying new clothes only at Christmas
15. Blowing air or tapping a microphone before using it, even if the last person just did
16. Sweeping the whole compound when visitors are expected
17. Looking left and right before crossing a one-way street
18. Keeping empty plastic bottles โfor future useโ
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband
20. Feeling proud when seated next to a white person in a bus
I am a proud Africanโค๏ธ
