HON. Ndung'u Ndichu

03/09/2025

📌 CONFIDENTIAL BRIEF TO THE NATION

Kenyans must treat the illegal presence of Jubbaland Forces in Mandera County as more than a border issue. This is not coincidence—it is a calculated political script. In politics, nothing is ever ruled out, and nothing is underestimated. Kenya has lived this movie before, and the lead villain has always been the same: Mobutu Lukashenko Ruto.

Flashback, 2007: Ruto, then Eldoret North MP, blindly sacrificed his soul and blood for Raila Odinga’s presidency. He was not merely chanting “Tinga Tinga!” in rallies—he was a key planner of the 2007/08 post-election chaos that bled Kenya. That is why he stood trial at the ICC for crimes against humanity, escaping conviction in 2014 on a technical acquittal.

Today, the stakes are even higher. If Ruto could orchestrate violence for someone else’s presidency, what won’t he do now to protect his own throne? If he gambled with Kenya’s peace then, what about now, when the humiliation of becoming Kenya’s first one-term president looms large?

This is not paranoia—it is a dictator’s handbook in motion. Remember Laurent Gbagbo in Ivory Coast, Yahya Jammeh in Gambia, Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe, Joseph Kabila in DRC, Omar al-Bashir in Sudan—they all manufactured chaos, deployed mercenaries, or invoked “insecurity” to postpone elections and cling to power. Ruto is simply flipping the same dirty pages.

So when CS Murkomen insults Kenyans with claims that armed Jubbaland troops are mere “refugees,” the question is obvious: refugees carrying AK-47s? This is not humanitarian flow; it is mercenary infiltration. This is not about Mandera’s border; it is about 2027’s ballot.

⚠️ The truth is blunt: Ruto is cornered, desperate, and terrified. He is playing the chaos card again—only this time to protect his presidency.

👉 Same Ruto. Same chaos. Different stakes. And Kenya must not blink.

03/09/2025

The illegal presence of Jubbaland soldiers in Mandera is not an accident—it’s a coward’s strategy. Mobutu Lukashenko Ruto knows 2027 is around the corner and his popularity is evaporating faster than rain in Turkana. His plan? Manufacture chaos in Mandera, destabilize the nation, then scream to the world that “Kenya is too unstable for elections.” Translation: postpone the polls and cling to power like a drowning man clutching a straw.

Now, Murkomen wants us to believe that Jubbaland forces “are not invited” and are just refugees fleeing Somali chaos. What nonsense! Since when do armed foreign troops cross into Kenya with full combat gear, and suddenly they’re treated like hungry tourists? This isn’t refugee movement—it’s imported mercenaries smuggled in under Ruto’s watch. Murkomen isn’t explaining; he’s insulting Kenyans’ intelligence while laundering Ruto’s dirty scheme with fairy tales.

Imagine a “Commander-in-Chief” who can’t even trust his own people to guard him, so he sneaks in Somali bodyguards—what a borderless dictator 😂. This is not leadership; it’s a circus, and Ruto is the clown in oversized boots.

But Kenyans are not fools. We see through his cheap theatrics, his borrowed mercenaries, and his cowardly plots. We will expose him, ridicule him, and drag his lies into daylight until the whole world knows his regime for what it is: a desperate mafia government run by fear.

02/09/2025

🤣 BREAKING NEWS: SAKAJA’S POLITICAL CAREER ON LIFE SUPPORT! 🤣

Johnson Sakaja thought he was Nairobi’s cool kid, but kumbe he’s just rehearsing Sonko’s Half-Term Governor script! 📽️ If this impeachment wave doesn’t drown him, it’s only because Raila Odinga and Mobutu Ruto are busy bidding for MCAs like it’s an OLX auction.

But here’s the bitter truth 👉 Sakaja isn’t fighting politics. He’s fighting the Nairobi Business Community—a force more powerful than the Presidency itself. Once the Monied Class decides you’re an enemy, your political obituary is written in bold italics. 🪦

History doesn’t lie:
✅ Waititu dared the Alcohol barons = Political death.
✅ Kabogo mocked the tycoons = Goodnight forever.
✅ Even Uhuru Kenyatta himself once got humbled.

And now Sakaja? He went full Judas, selling himself to Mobutu Ruto by sending goons to infiltrate Gen Z protests, ordering looting of businesses tied to Mt Kenya traders. What he forgot is simple: business has no tribe, no party, no region—it only unites when profits are threatened.

Right now, Sakaja’s career is in ICU, on oxygen paid for by angry investors. 💸 MCAs are properly “lubricated,” impeachment files are being dusted, and even if Raila and Ruto rescue him today, 2027 will serve him cold revenge—trailing last like a rejected boda boda. 🚲

Advice to Sakaja:
👉 Double your bodyguards.
👉 Triple your fasting.
👉 And prepare for a political funeral service—date to be announced by the Nairobi Business Community. 😎

31/08/2025

Reports says Arsenal fans are wailing loudly 🤣🤣

31/08/2025

Updates:
Muhoho High School in Gatundu South, Kiambu County is on fire 🔥

30/08/2025

29/08/2025

Jubbaland forces in Mandera have hijacked Mandera county inspectorate vehicle registration number 09 CG 084A and drove away. Security forces are currently in hot pursuit.

29/08/2025

UDAIMONO PARTY
Team Kuiba Bila Break 🤣

29/08/2025

Lawyer Elisha Ongoya: "Mr Job Oguya!
what interactions did you have with Weldon Kipyegon Langat this week?
Job Oguya: "There was no solid interaction with him."
Lawyer Elisha Ongoya: "Give us the liquid or gaseous one!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

29/08/2025

⚔️ DEFENSE GRANDHEIST: MOBUTU SESEKO LUKASHENKO RUTO EXPOSED ⚔️

When Mobutu Seseko Lukashenko Ruto hijacked power in 2022, Kenyans expected leadership. Instead, he opened the floodgates of theft in broad daylight. For 3 years, his proxies have plundered Defense, Health, Education, and even the thin payslips of struggling Kenyan workers.

But let’s zero in on Defense—the backbone of our nation. Since Mobutu took the throne, Kenya has seen only ONE KDF recruitment exercise—launched on 28th August 2023 by then VCDF Lt. Gen. Jonah Mwangi. Just one! 🤯 Previous regimes, even with their flaws, ensured yearly recruitment to strengthen the army. So why the drought?

👉 Because Mobutu Ruto has been siphoning Defense Funds into his looting empire.
👉 Because KDF Command has been reduced to mute spectators, watching as the nation’s security crumbles.
👉 Because Mobutu prefers pouring billions into annual NYS recruitments, where youths graduate only to rot in joblessness, while our military manpower collapses.

This is not neglect. This is sabotage. A calculated weakening of Kenya’s defense so Mobutu’s proxies can eat in peace while citizens are left exposed.

Kenyans, open your eyes:
We don’t have a Commander-in-Chief. We have a Commander-in-Thief.

✊🇰🇪 The Defense GrandHeist is real, and silence is complicity.

28/08/2025

⚡ FAROUK KIBET & THE PROXY MAFIA: THE INVISIBLE LOOTING MACHINES ⚡

Kenyans, you keep asking: Why do our hospitals lack drugs? Why are our payslips shrinking with Housing Levy cuts? Why does “universal health” feel like a scam?
👉 Because your money is not lost. It’s stolen—by proxies.

Case 1: FAROUK KIBET
The so-called “Personal Assistant” to William Ruto. No office. No seat. No payroll. Yet he controls State House gates, dictates tenders, and sprays millions in church harambees.
From where? Not salary. Not business. Farouk is the PRESIDENT’S MONEY-BAG PROXY.

Case 2: SIDIAN BANK
On paper, it’s just another commercial bank. In reality, it’s a laundering pipeline for looted billions—controlled by Ruto’s lieutenants like Kiharu MP Ndindi Nyoro, Mathíra aspirant Solomon Muriithi Maina, and other shadowy insiders.

🚨 Through Sidian Bank, billions of:
💸 SHA Medical Scheme funds
💸 Housing Levy deductions
are quietly siphoned, washed clean, and recycled into campaign money, flashy choppers, and church donations.

👉 Pattern is clear:

Farouk Kibet = Political proxy bagman.

Sidian Bank = Financial proxy bank.

Meanwhile:
❌ Hospitals run out of oxygen.
❌ Schools beg for desks.
❌ Hustlers are auctioned over loans.

This is not random corruption. It’s STATE CAPTURE through proxies.

So when you clap for Farouk at a fundraiser, or see Sidian Bank “expanding,” remember:
💔 That is your SHA card.
💔 Your child’s bursary.
💔 Your hard-earned housing levy.

Proxies are the silent thieves killing Kenya. Wake up.