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Hussein Barack, Karen, Nairobi, Karen (2026)

10/07/2024

1. Dont be a børing girlfriend😒 Take him to the mørtūary🙄 and shøw him the space u have kēpt for him, if he brēaks ur heārt 😂

2. I am looking for a girl, that has been used, heārt Brøken and dūmped. Pls if u are one indicate so that I can help Amend it 🤗🤍

3. All those boys wēaring earrings🙄 may God add Menstrūation to ur swag in Jesus Name 🙏

4. I want to brēāk record. On my wedding day I will share empty take awāy 😂

5. On my wedding day ehn 🤨 if u dance more than me,🙄 u will tell me who invīted u😒

6. A man's shoes should always match his belt🙄 says a Lady who's face doesn't match her neck. Mtcheew lēmme be going jhoor😒😒

7. Men want to support women's drēams But some women only have iPhøne and urgent 5k as drēams. 🙆🙆😂😂

8. How can we finish s£x and u are tēlling me: "u are the best"🙄. Come oh, who are u compāring me to🤔🤔

9. If we are dāting and I text u good morning Love. And u reply Goodmorning. The relatiønship is øver😠 Me that added LOVE am I stupīd?🤔🙄😂😂

10. A Kenyan girl will Nevēr admit she has fēeling for u😡 instēad she will be like: U are making me to do things I dont use to do BEFØRE. 😂

11. The way kenyan police wee be shouting "Let's go to the station". U will think it is something that ksh100 cannøt sølve😏 Ogbeni take jhoor😂😂

12. How do u expect your mothers prayers to work for u. When she will be praying for NGOZI OKOSISI and u have changed ur name to QUINN NIKKI.😡🙄😥 Just know that the Angels are tīred of sēarching and løoking for u. 😂😂😂😂

You're going without reacting 🥲 🚶

Which day person go dash me møney for this wørk🤗❤️

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi i no dey try

07/07/2024

ANOTHER JOKES 🥰😂😂😂

1.I tell you say I dey Canada like this, instead of you to congratulate me....you dey flash my kenya number to see if am telling truth ... Kenyans why? Don't be an enēmy of progress😢😢

2. Stop sleeping in the bus oo a lady was sleeping in the bus and shouted from her dream Peter please use c0ndom 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

3. I BrøKe up with my girlfriend in a restaurant 💔 she started çrying, everyone thought I proposed and they started clapping 😂😂🙄

4. Kenyan neighbors will see every Lady you bring home, but they won't see your cloth outside when it's raining

5. According to ur battery percentage how much did u love me.be sincere ooo🙄🙄🤣

6. The moment I heard "So help me God" in the Nigeria pledge,I knew I entered the wrong country😂😂

7. Today's quote
The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you are. The second greatest is being happy with what you find.
Smile 😃😃

8. Aunty So for fornicatiøn u get mind dey b!ll person 30k haba🙄😒
Something wey God go still pūnish person for

9. if one girlfriend can make you happy, how much more for 6 girlfriends
Too much happiness 😋😂😂

10. Respect Prēgnant women Becoz It's not easy to Carry the Evidence of S£x in Public full stop .🤣

11. Because I chop for your house you posted it's good feeding the pøor😒😒

12. Me: Baby,send me your pics
Her:Awwn🙈am ugly oo
Me:I know,I want to scāre someone
🤣🤣

13. Girl : Hello
So it's true we are done just like dat?🤔

Boy :U want a receipt?🤨🤨

🤣🤣

14. Poor network connection🥴🥴🥴😎💔

15. If a m@d man look at u and laugh just know u have a serious prøblem*😂😂

16.Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii na joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯

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06/07/2024

Oya laugh with me🙃😁😁
1_I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts. That’s why their heart gets broken easily. They have no airbags to support their emotions🙃😁😁
2_I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from us*🙄😅😅
3_You are dating 5 people and you say you are in a relationship Sister you are not in a relationship....You are in a MEETING😆😎😎
4_When am bored I call MTN customer care and ask why my phone isn’t charging…😋😁😁
5_Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings🙄😅😅
6_Money is the root of all evil..but poverty is the
complete tree ..infact a forest. An evil forest for that matter.😹😹
7_I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food.🤣😁😁
8_You don't treat your girl right, another guy comes and treats her
like the queen that she is, she dumps you for him and now you're calling her a Cheat..... The thunder that will f!re you is still
doing press-up!!😋🙄🙄😆
9_Ladies being single ends at 25. You can’t be 26+ and you are talking of being single. Your not single but Unmarried.
Say it with me: I am U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D😋🤣🤣
10_You won't know how broke you are until the bank manager calls you and ask if you are still alive🙆🏾‍♂️😆😆
11_When some people are acting so important,
Just skip them like the first slice of bread.😮‍💨😁😁
12_The Way this weather is Cold this Days, I won't be surprised if fowls start laying boiled eggs in fact let me be going🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
13_No Matter How Arrogant & Disrespectful You Are, U will always Obey Running Stomach😋😆😆
14_English has a habit of running away in a serious moment🤷🏿‍♂️😁😁
15_I always double check my spelling before I post anything because of this unemployed Facebook English professor*🙆🏾‍♂️🙄
16_Some of you ladies also want to be loyal to your boyfriends but the economy doesn’t allow you👍🏻😎😎
17..A young boy is doing poorly

05/07/2024

20 UNSPOKEN RULES FOR MEN‼️
1. Always keep your word - if you make a promise, keep it.

2. Respect women - treat them with dignity and respect.

3. Take care of your appearance - dress appropriately and maintain good hygiene.

4. Be honest - don't lie or deceive others.

5. Show respect for elders - listen to their advice and guidance.

6. Be loyal - stand by your friends and family.

7. Be responsible - take ownership of your actions and their consequences.

8. Be self-sufficient - learn to take care of yourself.

9. Learn to forgive - holding grudges only hurts you in the long run.

10. Be humble - don't brag or boast about your accomplishments.

11. Be patient - good things come to those who wait.

12. Don't be a bully - treat others with kindness and compassion.

13. Be a good listener - pay attention to what others are saying.

14. Be a good communicator - express yourself clearly and effectively.

15. Be confident - believe in yourself and your abilities.

16. Act with integrity - do the right thing, even when no one is watching.

17. Be disciplined - have self-control and focus on your goals.

18. Show gratitude - appreciate the people and things in your life.

19. Be open-minded - consider different perspectives and ideas.

20. Be a lifelong learner - never stop growing and improving yourself.

04/07/2024

My father😌 😎My father🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😊
I was inside my house watching movie when my father went out to look for trouble.

The elderly man who was in his late 60s walked angrily to the compound and started shouting and ranting outside. He was pointing finger at my father.

"If you try nonsense now, I will call my sons to deal with you."

My father began to fire back aggressively.

"Look let me tell you, only my son will handle your sons."

At that point I opened the window to peep outside. I wanted to see this man who was boasting. I even pulled off my shirt to expose my muscles and six pack and walked outside to confront the man personally.

I started shouting back and my father was nodding his head proudly.

"Okay… pa Hussein you have called your son to attack me."

"You should be happy I did not tell him to beat you."

The man simply turned and walked away.

In other to prove I was capable of protecting my father, I ran inside to bring cutlass to scare the man, but my father held me.

I watched as the man ran and even fell down twice in the process.

The man returned that afternoon with his eight sons. Each carrying kerosene and matches. Three of them were holding cutlass. Two were holding hunting riffles.

"Where is that stupid son of yours that was pointing me finger. Come out. I say come outside. Come out let God punish you today. Hussein Barackl!" The man shouted.

"Daddy they are calling you o."

"Kai shut up. Who is your daddy? Are you not Hussein Barack? Can't you go outside and fight your battle?"

"But it is your battle o."

"Ehen… I was handling my battle the way my power reach. You now removed cloth like Hugan, started showing chest like chester. Even went to bring cutlass. Now you are hiding inside kitchen cupboard with me. Go out and fight your battle o."

I can't forget that day oo😂😂😂😂

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03/07/2024

Daughter: dad nataka
Dad: unataka nini
Daughter: nataka 😭😭
Dad: wataka nini si useme🙄🧔
Daughter: mbna aunt Sara aliposema anataka ulimwmbia twende nkupe na hata ujauliza anataka nini?
Dad:wacha kuongea k**a unakula
Mum: nambie toto wangu alfu wakafanya nini
Dad:🤐🤐🙄
Daughter: alifanya vnye ulifnya na baba Sandra(jirani)
Mum:sikiza maneno ya babako. Babako c alisema unyamaze
Daughter:hata mimi ntafanya na kaka Jimmie
🙆🏃 Lazima nijue walifanya nini 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

03/07/2024

1. Welcome to Kenya where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to kenya where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Kenya where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Kenya where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Kenya where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with aruda soup inside.

6. Welcome to kenya where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Kenya... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to kenya where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to kenya where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to kenya where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Kenya where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12 Welcome to Kenya where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black.

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03/07/2024

12 Deep Messages That Life Sends to You

1. Sometimes it's better to choose peace over being right and getting into arguments.

2. Being kind to others doesn't cost anything, and it can make someone's day better.

3. We can learn a lot by listening and being quiet sometimes.

4. The kind of people we attract in our lives is often a reflection of the kind of person we are.

5. Sometimes, our feelings and pain go away with time.

6. Trust is important in relationships because, without it, we can't be open and loving.

7. It's important to have a soft heart and be caring, but also set boundaries to protect ourselves.

8. It's important to be patient and stick to our plans, even when things get tough.

9. We should never look down on others unless we're helping them or lifting them up.

10. It's important to say what we mean and be honest with our words.

11. It's better to deal with our problems before they start affecting our happiness.

12. Sometimes the best advice is the one we ignore because it seems difficult, but it might be worth considering.

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