𝕄𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕆𝕟𝕖

14/12/2025

Sasa hapo kwa barabara Kalonzo atajitetea aje surely 😂 that's why we need someone with a track record to face Kasongo otherwise we'll see pepe

12/12/2025

☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️🍀🍀🪾🌿
Guinness World Records

This record is for the longest marathon hugging a tree. This record is to be attempted by an individual. This record is measured in hours, minutes and seconds to the nearest 0.01 second. For the purpose of this record, a tree 'hug' is defined as both arms wrapped round the tree in a close embrace.

10/12/2025

Truphena Muthoni, push on.

Your 72-hour challenge is Great

08/12/2025

Imagine going to hell with a "Devil is a liar" tattooed on your arm

08/12/2025

“So you mean I invest 1 million kwa MMF to get like 300 daily k**a mtu wa boda. This is not funny 😏

Si heri ninunue boda 10 nipate 3000 per day”

Watu wa Boda maoni yenyu ni gani?

07/12/2025

Arrange these in order according to you.

CAR, HOUSE, MARRIAGE, JOB.

06/12/2025

ni festive season wakuu ,tulisema route haujui maintain 80kmph.. enjoy your Dec Holidays

06/12/2025

Be the next hero,,,bro

06/12/2025

Take care of yourself this December holiday. Fake alcohol is being made for the drinkers

06/12/2025

Bro, It’s not late to remind you

Alcohol is very unnecessary

Avoid it!

05/12/2025

Sasa wacha niwaibie siri.

Tafuta 300k

Nunua Ngombe mbili

Ziweke huko ushago.

Make sure Ngombe zenyewe zitakupea atleast 25 ltrs per day. So in a day unapata 50 ltrs

Litre moja ni 50 bob. So in a day utamake Kshs. 2500

Each cow will cost you 650bob to maintain per day. From vet, feeds etc. Thats 1300 per day

Unabakisha 1200 per day

In a month iyo ni 36k

Lipa mfanyi kazi 8k huko ushagoo. Wachia mzazi 8k ya kununua kaunga na kwenda chama zake.

Unabaki na 20k yako safi.

Si hii itakulipia one Bedroom ya 11k na montly shopping ya 9k ya hao.

Alafu 70% ya mshahara umaweka MMF

Watu waaanze kusema umeingia Forex😂

Hii Nairobi inataka akili mtu wangu.