04/08/2025
Ayaaam telling you Omwami,, My guy YY is still standing at the same spot, wearing a dust coat, seeing with his mouth wide open like a sundried fuluu, after witnessing his ex-girlfriend glide down the aisle like nothing ever happened between them! Word on the streets is that, the black & red themed photos doing rounds were from a low-key proposal held on 31st May.
Fast-forward to Saturday, and boom,,, animal print everywhere like it was a National Geographic wedding special. That was the engagement plus traditional wedding! Wamama fungeni leso, ni Sherehe kubwa saidiii. Wanaume, kindly report to the bench and stay there with silent mode activated, hapa tumepigwa ten nill.
For us Men, it takes six months to move on. But for this other gender, they heal at the crime scene, start dating the investigator, and marry the chief detective before the guy even finds his barakoa. YY thought he was on a break... kumbe he was on the waiting list.
Woooi Nyasaye konya, may Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor boyshauud, this world is not our own. I want to welcome YY to our great institution Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where dust reign supreme. K**a kawa siku zombo sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni,,😅🧐😂
Cc.
