16/05/2025
Ushawahi ishi nyumba za mabati?. Mtu akikooa unadhani mko wote. Mechi sasa ndio unaipokea live.
Kuna siku I used to pay rent for a single room 2500 bob mitaa ya Dandora. Landlord zikamtuma akaja kwa "plot" akatuongezea rent na 150%. Who does that?
He told us, "kuanzia next month, rent ni 4k".
I know you are thinking, hesabu zangu don't add up to the 150% hike I am talking about. Well, s**t doesn't always add up. Tulia nikupeleke na mtara tara
We protested the increase. We argued we deserved enough notice. As tenants we agreed not to pay the rent altogether. Huo ni unyanyasaji mkubwa, unafiki and we knew our rights. Landlord alitufika kwenye koo. Yee ni taafash tu.
Come mwisho wa mwezi, nikaingia tiplo nikapatana na Landlord amekuja kudai rent yake. My fellow tenants wamesimama nje ya nyumba zao.
"Wewe kijana, wapi rent yako?", he asked me as soon as he saw me.
"Buda, wachaga za ovyo. Nani analipa 4k?. Don't you know tunajua rights zetu?. Hatukulipi buana?", I told him na confidence ghunia mbili.
"Hamtalipa wewe na nani?", he asked me.
"Mzae, si sisi qwote kwa hii ploti. Ndio sasa tunaitwa hatulipi", I informed him.
Looked at the other tenants waiting for their back up. Kumbe magui zililipa.
He laughed so hard and said, "kijana you are very funny. Ebu lipa nyumba niko na haraka. Wenzako walilipa".
Didn't have the money. Nikafungiwa nyumba. Sieet!
Called my friend and asked if I could crush at his place nikitafutaga rent ama doo ya kuhama Kenya. He gave me a week.
He lived ploti ya mabati. His next door neighbour was his crush. He was always talking about her. The woman was beautiful na shape ajab. Hapo nyuma alijaza kishundundu. She was a fish monger.
"Come ucheki", my friend would call me when the neighbour was walking towards the gate nijionee mjiass.
"Si umwambie unamtaka tu?", I challenged him.
I befriended her ndio my mninja apate chance amwambie the way he felt about her. We hit it off with her. Tukikuwa marafiki. By the first week,she would invite me to eat fish in her house.
One week into his house turned into three weeks. Mninja was so fed up with me akaamua kunifukuza.
He woke me saa saba usiku and told me, "kesho kuna mtu ananitembelea sitaki akupate hapa. Nataka utoke six asubuhi".
At first, I thought mninja amepata mdemu. I was happy for him. All I needed to do was to hide for a day ndio mdemu wake aende.
I was awfully wrong. Nikitoka that morning he said, "na ubebe hio bag yako ulikuja nayo".
"Form?", I wanted to know mbona nabeba bag.
"Nimekupea enough time umeamua kumea hapa kwangu. Haurudi.", ndio nikajua nimefukuzwo.
Nikatoka nje na bag yangu nikatulia nikipiga hesabu naenda wapi. His crush akanipata nje akaniuliza, "mbona kuchanganyikiwa hivi?".
Nikamwambia nimefukuzwa na arif.
"Come tukae kae huku kwangu kukuche. I knew huyo msee hujifanya sio mtu mzuri", she told me.
"Usitense, ukikosa place ya kudoze, I will house you for a few days", she offered.
It was a chilly morning. She had come from soko kubuy fish. She showered and said she was going back to sleep and would wake up later to prepare to go sell her fish.
"Unataka kulala", she asked me.
"Kitanda yako ndogo, nani atalala juu ya mwingine na mimi sio mdogo", I said it as a joke.
She laughed. Scooted over to one side said," panda kwa kitanda".
"This is just a bad idea", I told her as I climbed the bed.
"Kwanini?", she asked me.
"Because of this", I told her squeezing her ess.
"Ni ess yangu unaita bad idea", she asked me.
"Nooo, silly. Being in the same bed with this ess ndio bad idea?", I answered her.
"Kwani itakukula", she asked me.
"Wacha maswali, Mimi ndio nitaikula", I said it pole pole but she heard me. And pretended not to have.
"Ebu rudia tena", she teasingly asked me.
"K**a hujasikia, the better", I told her.
She playfully pushed me with her ess, I had to grab her nisianguke from the bed. And when I grabbed her, I didn't let go of it.
I adjusted my body on the bed while still holding her waist. We spooned. I reached for her belly and started gently rubbing it. I took good minutes on it because I wasn't sure if to proceed. All this time, we are both quiet.
"Wajua as long as mkono yako iko hapo siwezi lala", she said.
"Thought I am giving you the calming effect ndio ulale", I told her.
"No it's not calming at all", she said.
"Na saa hii", I moved my hand higher near the space between her b***s.
"Nini?", she asked as if she hadn't heard my question. She didn't ask me to remove the hand though.
I touched under her tirrie. The one I had full access to. She didn't say anything or react much. I touched her nipuu, and I felt a movement. I played with the nipuu turning it around until I heard change of breathing.
She turned to look at me and said, " sijakuita kwa bed to turn me on".
"Told you it was a bad idea", I reminded her.
She removed my hand and told me, keep your hands to yourself and lay facing up.
Kwa Jirani, the Mumu that chased me, I could hear him akishindana na masufuria Mimi nikingangana na majegi. What a change of fortunes.
I put my leg between hers and she parted them so my leg could fit properly. I went for the other tirrie that was now accessible.
"I can see you are really determined leo nisilale" she said.
I did not answer. I just grabbed one breast and put it in my mouth. She moaned and sighed. And lifted the leg that was free. I had the other under my leg. She held onto my hand and started rubbing it.
"Heeey, you are turning me on", she whispered. I didn't say anything. I was flickering her ni**le with my tongue in an up and down motion with my right hand kneading the other tirrie. And my left running my fingers through her hair
I held the back of her head and looked at her, she bit her lower lip. Her eyes were begging for a kiss and I planted one. First the upper lip, then the lower lip. Then a deep french kiss.
We kissed for a while, still not sure whether to proceed. It's like she read my mind. She took my hand and brought it inside the jog pants she was wearing and parted her legs. I ran my fingers on her pantie that had laced edges. It was soaking wet. I put my hands inside the pantie, and felt the warmth of her pvssy. Deep, warm and very wet.
I sank two fingers into her and her eyes rolled back. All this time as I kissed her. She lifted her waist as if she was meeting something in the air and let out one loud moan.
"Oooh, usiwache", she urged me on.
Moments later, she said ," babe nacum". When I tell you babe is the number one moan word ya wimens, believe me.
Before she could recover, I got on top, slid her panties one side, and slid deep inside her. She lifted her legs so I could easily work her. I could feel the layers of her inner walls deep inside her tightening on my D. She was scratching my back calling me 69 babes per minute. She asked me, "hapo ni wapi?. Hapo patamu". She groaned and arched forcing me to sp*ed up the pace. Deep, fast and furious delicious thrusts. We exploded within moments of each other. Her first, and me shortly after. Half time.
I went out kunyora and I met the arif mwenye alinifukuza kwake. He asked me, "umerudia nini na nilikwambia usirudi?".
I told him, "kuuliza swali ni bure, kujibiwa ni bure, kwenda na screen protector ndio pesaaa". Na nikaingia kwangu second half.
He heard us. We cranked up the volume.
