Nice Naj

Nice Naj I prefer original so don't sugar-coat it and think that it will impress me

10/12/2024

There is no easy job in this life , you must work hard and smart to make it in life.

17/10/2024

You said you're lawyer by profession
Mutuse; I imagine
Lawyer: listen keenly, you said you're lawyer right?
Mutuse: I think
Lawyer; I need a direct answer
Speaker: the answer should be yes or no
Mutuse: ye ye.. no.. come up again
Lawyer; are you a lawyer by profession
Mutuse; yes
Laywer : Are you with us
Mutuse: yes yes am with us
🥱🤭🤸🤸🤸

08/10/2024

ile story ya wahenga inayosema mtegemea cha nduguye hufa maskini haiku apply kwa dp 🤣🤣

08/10/2024

When I went to braid my hair weeks ago, I met a lady there, and we started gisting. Soon, we began to talk about red flags ladies often ignore in relationships and she shared her story with me.

So, she met a man and started dating him. It was a serious relationship because he kept talking about marriage. The first day he visited her at home, she was taking tea and bread when he walked in.

The guy looked into her cup of tea and said the tea was too thick. He complained that the milk she used to make that tea could serve for two to three days😂

She just laughed and didn't think much of it. A month later, his mom came around, and the lady went to visit and acquit herself.

During the course of her stay, the mom asked the guy for 1k. She said she wanted to use it and get fruits. He looked his mom straight in the face and said he couldn't spare 1k

According to him, he usually budgets every penny he spends in a day. The lady offered to give the mom the money but he flatly refused.

Now, to the final red billboard flag that made her run away and never look back. The guy’s younger sister who was in boarding school came to spend the holidays with him.

Seeing how rough her hair looked, the lady decided to take the girl to the salon to braid her hair. Note that she didn't ask the guy for money oh. She used her own money to pay for the hair.

Immediately they got back home, the guy started shouting. He said the hair looked too expensive and was a total waste of money.

According to the lady, that was when she realized that she was about to walk into big trouble. She promptly ended the relationship and ran for her life😂

The truth is that some ladies would have walked into the marriage with their eyes wide open, ignoring all the red flags. Once they're in, that's when they would realize their mistakes but by then, it might be too late to undo the damage.

from Temitope

17/08/2024

It is a Friday afternoon, I have just finished eating my lunch when my phone rings, I check and it's an Airtel number. I pick the call and this is how the conversation goes...

Naj: Hello

Caller: Hello madam, habari Yako?

Naj: Njema labda Yako

Caller: Naitwa John Bosire kutoka Kenya power . Tuko hapa kwa plot Yako tunataka kukata stima. Unasemaje?

Naj: Kusema juu ya nini

Caller: Tunataka kukata stima juu hujakuwa ukilipa bill Yako

Am just relaxed coz I know this is a con man and because I can do with some entertainment I decide that am interested in the game.

Naj: Umesema mko kwa plot Gani ?

Caller: Hii Yako ya nyumbani.

And because I don't want them to know that am ahead of them I indulge them.

Naj: Ooh Hii plot yangu ya Chwele?

Caller: Ni hiyo na Sasa unajua tukikata utalipa elfu kumi ya kuconnect na pia Tano ya ya mafuta heri tuongee TU tusikate halafu utalipa mwezi ukiisha.

Naj: Yeah kuliko kukata ni vizuri tuongee. So nikuje hapo tuongee ama.

Caller: Usikuje juu tuko na haraka . Tuko hapa watu watatu so unaona unaweza tupatia chai ya ngapi.

Naj: So unasema nikikapatia chai hukati si ndiyo

Caller: Yeah. Si nimesema kwani hujaelewa.

Naj: nimeelewa na kwa Sasa Niko na elfu Tano si niwatumie mgawane hiyo

Caller: hiyo ni kidogo hebu ongeza Moja iwe sita Kila mtu aende na mbili.

Naj: Naenda mpesa niweke hiyo Moja ndiyo ifike sita then natuma

Caller: Unajua madam tutakata Hii stima , tuma TU hiyo Tano halafu uweke Moja then utufwatishe

Naj: Stima hamkati juu hata huko Chwele Mimi sijui yeyote so Wacha kunisumbua. 🤣🤣🤣

10/08/2024

Congratulations Wanyonyi

Kenyan genz's prayers were answered in 🇺🇸
22/07/2024

Kenyan genz's prayers were answered in 🇺🇸

"YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE" Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni sents a warning to Ugandans planning to have a Tuesday dem...
21/07/2024

"YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE" Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni sents a warning to Ugandans planning to have a Tuesday demonstration in Kampala.

In a press briefing, Ugandan President has warned Ugandans not to dare demonstrate on Tuesdays and urged them if they want to, they should pick a day like Sundays where there are no people selling food on the road to avoid destruction of products.

"you are getting cheap food unlike other countries staving" he added.

Huku Kenya baba ya msichana anaweza vaa hivi siku ya harusi ama watu wataongea vibaya
07/05/2024

Huku Kenya baba ya msichana anaweza vaa hivi siku ya harusi ama watu wataongea vibaya

07/05/2024

A person comes to your home for a visit and even before they are properly welcomed, they start undermining everything
V: Hii Gate ungeekea pale ndiyo mgeni akija blabla....,halafu hii nyumba si ungejenga pale nyofnyof...

After you usher them in the house they continue blabbering on what colours are good for the wall, mara you could have told me to give you my fundi' s number for the perfect furniture........

People should learn to mind their business, poh

02/05/2024

Kenya kuna nini, mgomo wa madaktari, mafuriko na black out kwa wakati mmoja

Don't mess with Messi
02/05/2024

Don't mess with Messi

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