21/11/2025
We have Uhuru Kenyatta steering Jubilee on one side and Rigathi Gachagua steering DCP on the other ,two former roommates now living in separate political houses but still peeping through each other’s windows.
Now imagine this: if Uhuru wakes up one morning, dusts the Jubilee files, and announces a Jubilee presidential candidate, do you honestly think the DCP squad will clap and support that person?
My brother… that support will disappear faster than free WiFi in town.
Because let’s be honest the two parties are not joining hands because they suddenly love Kenyans. No. They simply have a shared mission: “Operation Removing Ruto Ltd.”
It’s not a coalition; it’s a revenge tour.
Now picture 2027:
Jubilee brings their own candidate,
DCP fields their own candidate,
And Kenya Kwanza enters the chat with William Samoei Ruto, the sitting president, ready to defend his seat like it’s the last plate of nyama choma at a political rally.
What happens?
Simple: the opposition will divide their votes like chapati in a hungry household, and Ruto will be watching all of them fight each other while polishing his second-term speech.
Because if Jubilee and DCP go to the ballot separately, the only “uniting” they’ll achieve is uniting their candidates in the category called “Opposition casualties.”
Ruto will win before lunchtime.
In short, 2027 will look like a comedy show:
Jubilee shouting “We are the original owners of this country!”
DCP shouting “We are the mountain!”
Ruto calmly saying, “Argue slowly, I’m still the president.”
And Kenyans?
We’ll be on Twitter with popcorn, asking, “So who exactly is removing who from power?” 😂🇰🇪🔥
