Tawa Fun Baze

01/08/2025

TUJIFUNZE KISWAHILI:
1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kichokonoo

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14/05/2025

29/04/2025

Members with their role in wakadinali clan.
1.Munga-shugli ya munga niku provide chorus, mainly to attract audience in every song they relies, ndio maana yeye hupiga off the beat sana sana.
2.Scar-as you know drill is about rapping, na scar ameivia hapo sana, actually is considered to have the highest syllable in Kenya "that is anaweza ku rap first than any other rapper in Kenya, that is his mandate in Wakadinali.
3.-Sewersydaa, is considered to be must intelligent person in the band, yani ndio uwelewe line yake lazima uwe very keen, otherwise huwezi elewa, lines zake mingi huegemea politics.

25/04/2025

"Stop Using LinkedIn, Upwork, and Fiverr for Remote Jobs!!!"

Here’s How Kenyans Are Quietly Earning in Dollars from Home

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Everyone says, “Get on Fiverr, Upwork, or LinkedIn to make money online.”

But what if I told you there are OTHER remote jobs—easier, faster, and still paying in USD?

No degree. No fancy laptop. Just smart work and Wi-Fi.

Here are 12 remote jobs you can do from anywhere—even from your phone:(Worldwide 🌎)

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𝟏. 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 – Get paid to test websites and give feedback.

𝟐.𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐕 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 – Help job seekers create sharp resumes.Charge $30–$100 per CV.

𝟑. 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 – No joke. Sites like Rent a Friend or ChatOperatorJobs pay to chat.

𝟒. 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 – Review and filter online content for platforms.
(Remote, flexible, paid in USD!)

𝟓. 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 – Try apps or physical products, then review them for money.

𝟔. 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 – Teach English or basic subjects.

𝟕. 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 – Simple typing tasks for $5–$15/hour.

8. 𝟖. 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤 – Help businesses manage emails, schedules, etc.

𝟗. 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 & 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 – Listen and type.

𝟏𝟎.𝐀𝐈 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 – Help train artificial intelligence with simple prompts.
(Remote & in demand!)

𝟏𝟏. 𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 – Record your voice for ads, videos, e-learning.
(Yes, you can start with your phone!)

12. 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 – Handle chats and calls for companies abroad.

BONUS TIP: Websites where you can sign up today to start earning in USD

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1. User Testing – Get paid to test websites & apps

https://www.usertesting.com

https://www.trymata.com

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2. Virtual CV Writing – Write resumes for job seekers

https://www.peopleperhour.com

https://www.freelancer.com

(Tip: Join Facebook groups like “Remote CV Writers” to get clients direc

15/04/2025

A Person From Somalia🇸🇴 Is Called A Somali Not A Somalian

A person from Lesotho🇱🇸 is called a Mosotho (singular) or Basotho (plural).

A person from Botswana🇧🇼 is called a Motswana (singular) or Batswana (plural).

A person from Madagascar🇲🇬 is called Malagasy

A person from Seychelles🇸🇨 is called a Seychellois.

05/04/2025

*Egg Cleansing Ritual for Spiritual Purification*

*Objective:* To calm the anger of spirits, remove bad luck and negativities, and break free from spiritual blockages.

*Materials:*

- 1 egg( must be local egg or native)
- 1 candle
- Incense
- Quiet and peaceful space

*Procedure:*

1. Find a quiet and peaceful space where you can perform the ritual without disturbance.
2. Light the candle and incense to create a sacred atmosphere.
3. Hold the egg in your hands and call your name seven times, declaring your intention to use the egg for spiritual cleansing.
4. Pray over the egg, stating your intention to calm the anger of all spirits, including witches and ancestral spirits, that may be angry with you.
5. Declare your intention to remove all bad luck, negativities, and blockages from your body, including failure, disappointment, low sales, hatred, evil eyes, and near success syndromes.
6. Roll the egg all over your body, starting from the head and moving down to the toes, while praying and declaring your intentions.
7. Ensure the egg touches every part of your body.
8. Continue praying until you feel a sense of release and cleansing.
9. Turn the egg four times on your head in an anti-clockwise direction.
10. Break the egg outside your home or in the street, symbolizing the release of all negativities.
11. Do not look back at the broken egg; instead, walk away, leaving the past behind.
Simple but effective

Nature is Powerful

30/03/2025

A Painful Truth from Nature 🦂💔
After giving birth, a mother scorpion carries her babies on her back. But what’s heartbreaking is that these young scorpions begin to feed on the flesh of their own mother. Though she has the strength to resist, the mother stays silent, enduring the pain without complaint.
She becomes weaker day by day, unable to move, while her children grow stronger and eventually walk on their own. By the time they’re ready to survive alone, their mother has died—sacrificed completely so her offspring could live.
Sadly, many of us have become just like these scorpions. From the moment we are born, our parents sacrifice endlessly—working hard to provide us with education, food, clothing, and shelter. Yet when they grow old, many are left neglected, forgotten, or taken for granted.
We chase our own goals while forgetting those who made them possible.
But life comes full circle. One day, we too will be where our parents are now.
Let’s not wait until it’s too late to honor them.
👵👴❤️

14/03/2025

Intelligent people often take the longest to settle because they have the lowest tolerance for nonsense.

They need you to engage them meaningfully, not just endless, 'Hi, Hello, Wyd.' We can't stay on the level of greetings forever. Bring an agenda or be gone.

Intelligent people require someone who can teach them something. Mental stimulation is a love language for them. You can't interest them when you're always shallow and boring.

Something else that makes intelligent people different is that they're intentional, whereas most people are emotional. They gather information so that they can make an informed decision.

As a result, they possess insight into many things, especially everything they have dealt with in the past.

They researched about cars when they were purchasing a car so they can tell you something insightful about cars.

They studied the psychology of trauma and self-healing when they took that journey themselves, and so they're quite informed about that.

If you look at the book collection and subscription list of an intelligent person, you can trace their personal evolution. They always gather materials around what they're growing through at that time.

The rest of the population fleets around life with minimal mental engagement.

Intelligent people can not stay in a cycle of repeated relationship mistakes because they break down each experience to learn and do better next time.

You can never hear an intelligent person saying they've been in a detrimental relationship for years. They're never that sleepy.

When something bothers them, they ask around about it. They will burn the midnight oil just to lay their finger on the term narcissist that they came across, and it seems to explain something they're going through.

Intelligent people know that knowledge alone is not power. You could know the right medicine for your disease, but if you don't act on that information and take that medicine, you'll still die with the knowledge.

As a re

27/02/2025

Dear self,

Go ghost for 6 months
Make everything your fault.
Find the beast within you.
Throw yourself into pain.
Cut out all the excuses.
Go all in on yourself.
Train like a warrior.
Work like a robot.
Eat like a king.
Reject vices.
Transform.
Upgrade.
Create.
Thrive.
Win.

13/02/2025

Dear Young Man,

Stop dating liability.

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to visit someone that she claims she love. (liability)

2. A lady who can't get you birthday or valentine gift but expect you to bring down the world for her during hers.
(liability)

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on the phone for 5 minutes.
Always flashing, complaining and requesting for data and airtime...(liability)

4. I wonder how some Men cope with ladies that think a relationship is an occupation where she's supposed to be paid and taken care of??
(S*x is not a benefit to only men, such a girl is a (liability).

5. Stop dating a liability no matter how beautiful she is.
Beauty is a bonus, focus on her content!
Date a lady who can add something meaningful to your life.
Things like: financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, spiritual intelligence.

6. Date someone who's capable of managing multiplying whatever she has and the ones you give to her, your soul will be at peace! Not someone that will always be at the receiving end.

7. I'm not saying she must be rich.
But let her have something doing no matter how little it is because no matter how much money you make, she must be able to assist you during the rainy days...

Two good heads are better than one.

Stay wise..