Tawa Fun Baze

25/04/2025

"Stop Using LinkedIn, Upwork, and Fiverr for Remote Jobs!!!"

Here’s How Kenyans Are Quietly Earning in Dollars from Home

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Everyone says, “Get on Fiverr, Upwork, or LinkedIn to make money online.”

But what if I told you there are OTHER remote jobs—easier, faster, and still paying in USD?

No degree. No fancy laptop. Just smart work and Wi-Fi.

Here are 12 remote jobs you can do from anywhere—even from your phone:(Worldwide 🌎)

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𝟏. 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 – Get paid to test websites and give feedback.

𝟐.𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐕 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 – Help job seekers create sharp resumes.Charge $30–$100 per CV.

𝟑. 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 – No joke. Sites like Rent a Friend or ChatOperatorJobs pay to chat.

𝟒. 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 – Review and filter online content for platforms.
(Remote, flexible, paid in USD!)

𝟓. 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 – Try apps or physical products, then review them for money.

𝟔. 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 – Teach English or basic subjects.

𝟕. 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 – Simple typing tasks for $5–$15/hour.

8. 𝟖. 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤 – Help businesses manage emails, schedules, etc.

𝟗. 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 & 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 – Listen and type.

𝟏𝟎.𝐀𝐈 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 – Help train artificial intelligence with simple prompts.
(Remote & in demand!)

𝟏𝟏. 𝐕𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 – Record your voice for ads, videos, e-learning.
(Yes, you can start with your phone!)

12. 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 – Handle chats and calls for companies abroad.

BONUS TIP: Websites where you can sign up today to start earning in USD

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1. User Testing – Get paid to test websites & apps

https://www.usertesting.com

https://www.trymata.com

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2. Virtual CV Writing – Write resumes for job seekers

https://www.peopleperhour.com

https://www.freelancer.com

(Tip: Join Facebook groups like “Remote CV Writers” to get clients direc

15/04/2025

A Person From Somalia🇸🇴 Is Called A Somali Not A Somalian

A person from Lesotho🇱🇸 is called a Mosotho (singular) or Basotho (plural).

A person from Botswana🇧🇼 is called a Motswana (singular) or Batswana (plural).

A person from Madagascar🇲🇬 is called Malagasy

A person from Seychelles🇸🇨 is called a Seychellois.

05/04/2025

*Egg Cleansing Ritual for Spiritual Purification*

*Objective:* To calm the anger of spirits, remove bad luck and negativities, and break free from spiritual blockages.

*Materials:*

- 1 egg( must be local egg or native)
- 1 candle
- Incense
- Quiet and peaceful space

*Procedure:*

1. Find a quiet and peaceful space where you can perform the ritual without disturbance.
2. Light the candle and incense to create a sacred atmosphere.
3. Hold the egg in your hands and call your name seven times, declaring your intention to use the egg for spiritual cleansing.
4. Pray over the egg, stating your intention to calm the anger of all spirits, including witches and ancestral spirits, that may be angry with you.
5. Declare your intention to remove all bad luck, negativities, and blockages from your body, including failure, disappointment, low sales, hatred, evil eyes, and near success syndromes.
6. Roll the egg all over your body, starting from the head and moving down to the toes, while praying and declaring your intentions.
7. Ensure the egg touches every part of your body.
8. Continue praying until you feel a sense of release and cleansing.
9. Turn the egg four times on your head in an anti-clockwise direction.
10. Break the egg outside your home or in the street, symbolizing the release of all negativities.
11. Do not look back at the broken egg; instead, walk away, leaving the past behind.
Simple but effective

Nature is Powerful

30/03/2025

A Painful Truth from Nature 🦂💔
After giving birth, a mother scorpion carries her babies on her back. But what’s heartbreaking is that these young scorpions begin to feed on the flesh of their own mother. Though she has the strength to resist, the mother stays silent, enduring the pain without complaint.
She becomes weaker day by day, unable to move, while her children grow stronger and eventually walk on their own. By the time they’re ready to survive alone, their mother has died—sacrificed completely so her offspring could live.
Sadly, many of us have become just like these scorpions. From the moment we are born, our parents sacrifice endlessly—working hard to provide us with education, food, clothing, and shelter. Yet when they grow old, many are left neglected, forgotten, or taken for granted.
We chase our own goals while forgetting those who made them possible.
But life comes full circle. One day, we too will be where our parents are now.
Let’s not wait until it’s too late to honor them.
👵👴❤️

14/03/2025

Intelligent people often take the longest to settle because they have the lowest tolerance for nonsense.

They need you to engage them meaningfully, not just endless, 'Hi, Hello, Wyd.' We can't stay on the level of greetings forever. Bring an agenda or be gone.

Intelligent people require someone who can teach them something. Mental stimulation is a love language for them. You can't interest them when you're always shallow and boring.

Something else that makes intelligent people different is that they're intentional, whereas most people are emotional. They gather information so that they can make an informed decision.

As a result, they possess insight into many things, especially everything they have dealt with in the past.

They researched about cars when they were purchasing a car so they can tell you something insightful about cars.

They studied the psychology of trauma and self-healing when they took that journey themselves, and so they're quite informed about that.

If you look at the book collection and subscription list of an intelligent person, you can trace their personal evolution. They always gather materials around what they're growing through at that time.

The rest of the population fleets around life with minimal mental engagement.

Intelligent people can not stay in a cycle of repeated relationship mistakes because they break down each experience to learn and do better next time.

You can never hear an intelligent person saying they've been in a detrimental relationship for years. They're never that sleepy.

When something bothers them, they ask around about it. They will burn the midnight oil just to lay their finger on the term narcissist that they came across, and it seems to explain something they're going through.

Intelligent people know that knowledge alone is not power. You could know the right medicine for your disease, but if you don't act on that information and take that medicine, you'll still die with the knowledge.

As a re

27/02/2025

Dear self,

Go ghost for 6 months
Make everything your fault.
Find the beast within you.
Throw yourself into pain.
Cut out all the excuses.
Go all in on yourself.
Train like a warrior.
Work like a robot.
Eat like a king.
Reject vices.
Transform.
Upgrade.
Create.
Thrive.
Win.

13/02/2025

Dear Young Man,

Stop dating liability.

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to visit someone that she claims she love. (liability)

2. A lady who can't get you birthday or valentine gift but expect you to bring down the world for her during hers.
(liability)

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on the phone for 5 minutes.
Always flashing, complaining and requesting for data and airtime...(liability)

4. I wonder how some Men cope with ladies that think a relationship is an occupation where she's supposed to be paid and taken care of??
(S*x is not a benefit to only men, such a girl is a (liability).

5. Stop dating a liability no matter how beautiful she is.
Beauty is a bonus, focus on her content!
Date a lady who can add something meaningful to your life.
Things like: financial intelligence, emotional intelligence, spiritual intelligence.

6. Date someone who's capable of managing multiplying whatever she has and the ones you give to her, your soul will be at peace! Not someone that will always be at the receiving end.

7. I'm not saying she must be rich.
But let her have something doing no matter how little it is because no matter how much money you make, she must be able to assist you during the rainy days...

Two good heads are better than one.

Stay wise..

07/02/2025

05/01/2025

Niliambiwa Ninyamaze For 40mins Nipewe 2Million😁Kufika 39mins And 45Secs Wakaniuliza Wataniekea Kwa Number Gany😏Guess What😭😂💔

12/12/2024

My house girl Jane Nekesa has just met me in limuru town, she has been dispatched by Mama Wambui to come and buy cereals and greens ,she found my car parked on the streets and called me.
We are now snacking a plate full of beef rice and chasing it with avocado.
Nekesa is asking if we can have a small ugali chaser on the same plate 😂😂😂.

That aside Nekesa has ruffled my feathers, she has told me that,she too have my birthday gift .
" Mtosi nemewekako zawadi yako ya pathday, nataka nikupeako k**a siku hazi jaenda sana," Neks said .
Inquisitively I have looked at her as she swallowed the cooked rice grains wondering what present could she be holding for me.
Let us finish this snack I'll tell you guys what is in store for me, though I know there Ndeiya proverb that says " a wise child does not need a mountain of books to understand"
Meanwhile put me in your prey-ers
Prey for me

27/11/2024

Drink water where your horse drinks, a horse will never drink bad water. Make your bed where the cat sleeps peacefully. Eat fruit touched by a worm. It fearlessly collects mushrooms on which insects perch. Plant a tree dug by the mole. Dig a hole where the birds hide from the heat. Sleep and wake up at the same time as the birds, you will reap the golden grains of life. Eat more greens, you will have stronger legs and a resilient heart like the spirit of the forests. Look at the sky more often and talk less so that silence can enter your heart. and your soul is calm and your life is peaceful.
Credit Goes to Respective Owner

Join 👉

13/11/2024

😂😂😂😂😂🤭
Kuna siku mwalimu alichora map ya east Africa then akaniuliza "where is Uganda?"nikanyamaza.akanipiga.akauliza Tena nikanyamaza akaendelea kunipiga mi nikaona ataniuwa nikatoroka nikaenda nyumbani.kufika home babangu akaniuliza ni Nini nikamwambia mwalimu anataka kuniuwa.akakasirika tukaenda nae shule.akauliza mwalimu "mbona unataka kuniulia mtoto wangu,,amefanya Nini?".mwalimu akasema "nilimuuliza Uganda iko wapi".babangu kusikia hivo akanizaba Kofi karibu nizimie.akaniambia "nilikuambia usijaribu kuguza vitu za watu! Iko wapi Uganda ya mwalimu?"
🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

08/11/2024

Bradley GenZ Goliath meets Ugandan internet sensation, Tenge Tenge

08/11/2024

05/11/2024

💎💍😂Leo nimeingia club nikaitisha Captain Morgan Mzinga😎🍾🍸But nikaona watu wameniangalia sana nikasema siwezi kunywa na watu wameniangalia😏so nikashout 🗣Waitor..Siwezi kunywa na watu wananiangalia pea kila Mtu yake😎..Watu kuskia hivo wakafurahi🥳🤗wengine wakaanza kudance💃🕺Baada ya kila mtu kupewa pombe..nikaitisha Chips kuku😎🤓..Tena nikaona watu wananiangalia, nikaambia waitor siwezi kula na watu wananiangalia..Pea kila mtu yake😎😎🤓wacha watu wafurahi🕺🕺wakaanza kuniita majina poa poa eti ooh Mkuu..Ooh our incoming President👉..wewe ndio budah boss sasa💪💪🤗...
Baada ya kumaliza kukula nikiitisha Bill nikaona tena watu wote wakaniangalia🙄..Nikashout🗣..Waitor Siwezi lipa na watu wameniangalia..pea kila mtu yake😎🤓...Sai vile naongea hivi sina Meno Nne kwa mdomo wakuu😭😭😰wacha nipakwe dawa narudi kumalizia story😂😩🙆🙆💍💎

27/05/2024

KENYAN TRIBES.

1. Kalenjin
Has one Wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most.

2. Kikuyu
Has one wife
Has one girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most.

3. Maasai
Nine wives
One girlfriend
He loves his cows the most

4. Somali
Four wives
No girlfriend
Loves his miraa the most

5. Teso
Has one wife
One girlfriend
But he loves the house maid the most.

6. Luhya
Has two wives
Has two girlfriends
He loves the wives’ sisters the most.

7.Taita.
One wife
2 girlfriends
He loves his beer🍺 the most.

8. Luo
Has 4 wives
Has 4 girlfriends
He loves his neighbours wife the most.

9. Kamba
Has one, two, three wives
Has several girlfriends
He loves the barmaid the most.

10. Kisii/Meru
One wife
Many girl friends
He will beat them all