23/09/2025
1. By 7pm you should be done with anything food. And ngerima is eaten when hot
2.Men, By 8pm you should be relaxed in bed and having taken enough water .
3. By 9pm you should be singing " Oh oh KANU yajenga nchi!"
4. By 9:15pm you should be deep inside Kamariny Stadium harvesting honey like lack of importance. No phone calls. Dim lights. No questions. Just total concentration and the woofer playing cool music in the background
5. Between 9pm -10pm , OSHUN the goddess of love, fertility, femininity, and beauty is very active. Take advantage of that and score goals.
6. If she says , " Pass over my phone" , shame on YOU as a man. You have done zero. Bure kabisa
7. If she says , " Na nîgwakîa na ihenya " ( the night was short) , my brother , wait for your HSC medal from Kipchumba Murkomen over Jamhuri day
8. By 10pm, she should be singing, " Abarikiwe , Abarikiwe, Abarikiwe sana or Nimeuona Mkono wa Bwana " .
9. By 10:15pm everybody should be happy, satisfied and asleep.
10. Having read 1- 9, go brush your dirty teeth and sleep like karendi.
11. Bonus : Research has established that singles are eaten more than the married
This message is brought to you by the grandson of shortgun Gioko Kagure who is recorded to have slapped Waitina ( Whitney) around Kabuta area now Kiriaini town