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Leo natakâ kuwachanua mapema,K**a wewé ni mwanaumé alafu siku moja ufike kwako na wageni then mké apike chakulâ yenye ch...
30/06/2025

Leo natakâ kuwachanua mapema,
K**a wewé ni mwanaumé alafu siku moja ufike kwako na wageni then mké apike chakulâ yenye chumvi nyingî kimakosa,usishaout eti
"Mama kasongô ebu kuja hapa mbona unanihaibisha na wageni, mbona umeeka chumvi nyingî kwa chakulâ "🙄Noooo

Fanya ivi ukiona wageni wanaangaliana ni k**a wanacommunicate using sign language,onja chakulâ chako ,ukipata chumvi ni nyingi ambiâ mama Kasongô akuletee chumvi alafu uongeze kidogo kwa chakulâ chako alafu ulize wageni wako pia k**a wanataka chumvi, automatically wanasema wako Sawa

By doing this utakuwa umeokoa ndoa yako,wageni watatoka wakijua kumbé Baba Kasongo ndo anapendâ chumvi nyingî ndo maana mke wake huweka nyingi kwa chakulâ.Hawatasema mke wako hajuî kupika

In short,kwa ndoa kila mtu anaficha uchî wa mwenzaké,do not shout at your wife infront of your visitors,unamuaibisha , wageni wakishatoka mtajipata mnaangaliana tu na mnacheka yaani unaokoa mwenzako then mnarekebishana
BE A WISE MAN.

K**a hujanifollow kwa haya yote basi hunipendi Thee Elite

30/06/2025

Let's break it down logically:

> “Sara’s mother is my mother’s mother-in-law.”

Step 1: What does “my mother’s mother-in-law” mean?

Your mother’s mother-in-law is your father's mother (your grandmother on your father's side).

So:

> Sara’s mother = my grandmother (on my father's side).

That means:

Sara is my aunt (my father's sister), or possibly great-aunt, if we assume generational skipping — but based on the standard generational logic,

✅ Final Answer: I am Sara’s niece or nephew.

Next week in Parliament:Kimani Ichung'wah : "We should investigate TikTok fo gifting H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH , with 7...
28/06/2025

Next week in Parliament:

Kimani Ichung'wah : "We should investigate TikTok fo gifting H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH , with 78 Lions. These lions should be taken to Nairobi National park"

Hon. Junet Mohamed : "Mr, Speaker sir,these lions should be taken from him by force. How can gachagua keep the lions which he received on behalf of Kenyans?"

Babu Owino "Mr speaker allow me to pump knowledge and wisdom to these 2 empty skulls...... TikTok lions are not real lions. they are gifts 🎁 which are convertible to money. you seem to be clueless as your Master.

Order! Order! Mr babu! (speaker roars)

23/06/2025

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K**a una date a man above 30 years of age🙂 wacha utoto ya kushinda ukimleta juu ukimuuliza mbona hajaku text Kila time🙁H...
19/06/2025

K**a una date a man above 30 years of age🙂 wacha utoto ya kushinda ukimleta juu ukimuuliza mbona hajaku text Kila time🙁Hana time ya kushinda mkiongea kwa simu🤙🏽 ama kukesha mkichat🤳🏽wacha kumshuku eti anaku cheat ju amekwambia Ako busy🤌🏽
Huyo ni mtu mature mwenye anapanga maisha ya familia 🧑‍🤝‍🧑Hana time ya kukimbizana na wasichana 💃🏽🏃 Anatumia mda mwingi kufikiria vile atajiendelesha kimaisha 🤌🏽K**a anakupenda ❤️ tulia Mommaa 🥰 pea mwanaume amani apange maisha yenu ya baadaye 🫴🏽

🚨🚨I borrowed 50k from Dad and50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left.I returned 1...
19/06/2025

🚨🚨I borrowed 50k from Dad and
50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left.
I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself.
I now owe Dad 49k and
Mum 49k also.
49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k.
So where did 1k go..?

I'm sweating 🙆🤷🤷

Amewasalimia
18/06/2025

Amewasalimia

K**a ni kusimama tu nimesimama. I saw two cockroaches enjoying TWA TWA. I wanted to spray RAID and I thought  twice, May...
18/06/2025

K**a ni kusimama tu nimesimama.
I saw two cockroaches enjoying TWA TWA. I wanted to spray RAID and I thought twice, Maybe he has been chasing her for years and she has been eating his money without allowing him get down there, I am human I have a good heart so I let him enjoy...But as I was about to go, I had a second thought ....what if he was rapping her? Or what if he was enjoying someone's wife?

I sprayed it 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

06/06/2025

Thee Elite Group wishes you Eid Mubarak to all Muslim Brothers and Sisters

Wanawake wa Mombasa bana unaweza kumwambia Nakupenda akakujibu “kumekucha”😩😩😩😩😩🙌🏽
06/06/2025

Wanawake wa Mombasa bana unaweza kumwambia Nakupenda akakujibu “kumekucha”😩😩😩😩😩🙌🏽

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