carlson

13/05/2026

hello 👋

13/05/2026

I don’t even know how we got here as a country, where women are being unalived and buried every other week and it’s starting to feel normal. Meanwhile, we have female leaders just shaking nyash and remaining silent. The female representation that women thought they needed in parliament has not translated into protection.

This women rep position should be abolished completely.

Kenya does not lack awareness of femicide and GBV. It lacks urgency that matches the crisis.
Until that changes, women and girls will keep paying the highest price for a crisis that has been known, documented, and ignored for far too long. K**a kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

12/05/2026

It's like whatever they said about lips is true 😲

08/05/2026

Another lockdown is coming. Get ready!

03/05/2026

Kujeeni 😆

How did you know you were dating an idiot?

22/04/2026

Goodmorning early birds

22/04/2026

This is what imagine, 35+ year old cat look like.🥴😂

21/04/2026

Don't Touch The Crew.

13/04/2026

Popular Juja Bed to bed midfielder Chebet Pinkie has done it again 👇

12/04/2026

Anyway, before I sleep, Lewilyn Ouya says that if you earn 30K, you should not pay for a 10K bedsitter in a safe neighborhood, refill a gas, eat meat, or have THIEX. You should live like a POOR person and STARVE SEKSHUALLY.

On renting, inafaa utafute single room huko Kayole na Kibera penye utapigwa ngeta unyang'anywe simu. You should not pay 10K for an executive bedsitter in Kasarani seasons.

Ukishalipa rent ya 3500 kwa single room ya MLANGO YA MBAO, utumie 6K kwa food.

6,000÷30 days=200 per day.
Breakfast 50 bob (MANDAZI chai), lunch chapati supu ya 70, na jioni ugali SUKUMA ya 70. You should never refill a gas and THOU SHALT NOT EAT MEAT😭😭😭.

According to Ouya, you should spend 1500 on fare.
1500÷30=50.
Morning fare should be 25 and evening fare should be 25. AAI BAANE OUYA😭

On airtime, he is right mbikoz 1K can buy you 1250 minutes.

Shopping inafaa ununue ya 3K (2Kg sugar, 2liters cooking oil, royco na majani chai, sabuni ya kufua, na tissue). Halafu ukae tu nazo kwa nyumba juu hufai kurefill gas😭😭

Then you should save 15, 000 and invest in MMF. Remember, in that budget, hajaweka pesa ya kununua vitabu zake na KUGUTHANA URORO. So, if you earn 30K, you can't even afford his book or have THIEX.

Anyway, you should invest 15K in MMF. Returns on 15, 000 per year are about Ksh. 1200. Once you get your 1200 profit annually, you should reinvest, and in the next 100 years, it will have multiplied to 200 million. And your grandchildren will enjoy 😭😭.

Bwana OUYA atatumaliza na financial advice.

11/04/2026