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BREAKING NEWS: The father of democracy is no more!write your condolences
15/10/2025

BREAKING NEWS: The father of democracy is no more!
write your condolences

04/10/2025
Kenyans Online React To A Video Of Azziad Vibing At The Beach After Her KSh 25 Million Mortgage Debt Drama. ๐Ÿ’”one netizen...
03/10/2025

Kenyans Online React To A Video Of Azziad Vibing At The Beach After Her KSh 25 Million Mortgage Debt Drama. ๐Ÿ’”
one netizen said hapo ameshake saana!

unapenda soda gani wewe?
03/10/2025

unapenda soda gani wewe?

๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ถ .๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ก๐—ผ.1Ukikatiwa Mtura, mwambie aonje moja. Akisema ameshiba ama ako sawa, jua ni mnyama.๐—ฅ๐˜‚...
01/10/2025

๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ถ .
๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ก๐—ผ.1

Ukikatiwa Mtura, mwambie aonje moja. Akisema ameshiba ama ako sawa, jua ni mnyama.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ.2

Usiwahi salimia mtu kwa mkon. Hallo! Hallo! Na mdomo. In fact, hio ndio kazi ya earphones. Kufanya usiskie salamu ukiwa town.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 3

Usiwahi kubali kuombewa town. Wewe utageuka wa kuomba watu fare bila kujua. Utapoteza time na kila kitu uko nacho.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 4

Mtu akisema amepotea town. mwambie atumie google maps ama aongee na polisi. Ukimwonyesha njia, wewe utapotea njia. Hapa sitaeleza sana.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 6

Ukiwa Globe ama OTC, usitumie simu dirisha ikiwa wazi. Utauziwa hio simu ukifika town/CBD.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 7

Ukiitwa brathe town ama siste, jua it's about to go down. Unataka kuuziwa kitu wameiba ama unataka kuibiwa kitu utauziwa. Run!

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ . 8

Hapa sasa ndio kila mtu anafaa kuwa attentive. Ukiskia wanasema kiatu mia... Skiza vizuri hio mia wanasema mara ngapi? Ukiskia 'kiatu mia' jua hio ni 100. Ukiskia "kiatu mia, mia pekee" hio ni 200. Ukiskia " kiatu mia,mia,mia" hio ni 300. Akili mtu wangu.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 9

Ukitaka kucross njia Nairobi, hata ikiwa one way, angalia both ways. Wasee wa nduthi huwa ni k**a wako na shule yao ya driving special. Utadhani njia iko clear kumbe Njoro wa Nduthi amekuja na speed. Usishangae ukiona watu wanaangalia both sides kwa one way road.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 10

The best is saved for last. Hii ndio Mama yao. It's a whole topic on Introduction to How to survive in Nairobi. TREAT EVERYONE AS A SUSPECT. Ndio maana inaitwa NAIROBBERY. Nikiexplain nitaharibu. Hapa inahitaji tu Character Development ndio uelewe.

Lastly, hakuna mtu wa mtu sisi wote ni wa Mungu๐Ÿ™.
Be safe and sound.

South African opposition politician Julius Malema has been found guilty of five counts in a case focused on the discharg...
01/10/2025

South African opposition politician Julius Malema has been found guilty of five counts in a case focused on the discharge a firearm during a 2018 anniversary celebration for his party the Economic Freedom Fighters. He has not yet been sentenced. He faces a minimum of two and maximum of 15 years in prison.

Gen Zโ€™s Bold Prescription: A Hospital of Their OwnKenyaโ€™s Gen Z are once again sparking conversations online with a bold...
01/10/2025

Gen Zโ€™s Bold Prescription: A Hospital of Their Own

Kenyaโ€™s Gen Z are once again sparking conversations online with a bold idea โ€” raising Kshs 1.5 billion to build a hospital of their own. The concept has quickly caught attention, not just for its ambition but also for its refreshing approach to healthcare.

In this imagined hospital, there would be no consultation fees, no hidden SHA deductions, and no harassment at the gate for โ€œkutoa Kshs 200 card.โ€ Instead, the goal would be dignity, fairness, and access for all.

The part that really has people talking? Politicians would be out of bounds. The only time theyโ€™d be allowed in is when checking their mental capacity. Itโ€™s Gen Zโ€™s way of re-imagining a system that many feel has failed ordinary Kenyans.

Whether this is satire, a serious proposal, or a dream in the making, one thing is clear โ€” Kenyaโ€™s Gen Z are not afraid to challenge the status quo and paint a picture of what a fairer future could look like.
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06/02/2024
Pictures like this deserves a trillion like ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ก
29/01/2024

Pictures like this deserves a trillion like ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ก

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