O.c.s mwenyewe

18/06/2025

What made you popular in high school

*NYASH 😂*

*MUSIC 👍*

*BEAUTY❤*

*INTELLIGENCE 🙂*

*BEING QUIET 😹*

*SPORTS*⚽

*OUTSPOKEN 🎀*

*Voice 😍*

*BEAUTY ❤️*

*NOT MENTIONED🥹*

React to state your answer

04/06/2025

🔥 THE GIRL OPPOSITE DOOR 🔥
EPISODE 18💦

Caretaker : Najua I'm the reason umejam
Milly : Aagh nitakuambia mara ngapi this is not about you 🤦
Caretaker : I don't like seeing you mad
Milly : Please spare my peace talk to you later
Caretaker : Actually i wanna tell you something..can i come in
Milly : Harakisha ju nataka kulala

Wakajipiga kwa hao. Kiasi hivi Mish akafika na mali ingine hivi imeiva hadi nikashtuka

Mish : Hey baby this is Wendy
Me : Heey Wendy nice to meet you😂
Wendy : The pleasure is mine😍
Mish : Wendy sasa uwache kukua curious ndo huyu Carl nimekua nakuambia si unaona najua kuchagua
Wendy : Sana😂😂🔥

Tukachill pale nikaweka ngoma wakadishi. Wendy akaanza kuwatch movie. Milly akajipiga kwa hao bila hata kunock💔

Milly : Carl can i talk to you
Me : Sahi si unaona niko occupied maybe next time
Milly : It's urgent but I'll wait
Mish : How urgent.. just listen to her beb
Me : Later

Milly karibu apasuke😂💔. Alitoka hapo na hasira

Mish : Waah hata hawezi bisha na akikupata uchi.. hivi ndo nyinyi huishi hapa beb?
Me : Zii maybe hakujua
Mish : Aje na ameona sneakers za madem kwa mlango
Me : Wachana na huyo
Wendy : Wow uko na movie tamu hebu nijitumie..uko na cable ya type C?
Me : Yeah ile ya white pale mwisho
Wendy : Then nisaidie na biro

Nikamjenga biro. Tukachill pale Mish akaanza kunishika shika Wendy akaona

Wendy : Guys i think I'll leave.. Mish tupatane kwa hao
Mish : Poa baby nakufata tu sahi

Wendy akaishia

Mish : Now just the two of us..by the way i broke up with my boyfriend
Me : Whaat💔🤔
Mish : Yeah infact hio idea pia Wendy alinisupport..she knows my boyfriend na nilimshow picha yako akasem she prefers you ati we can make a cute couple kushinda huyo ex wangu
Me : Mish I'm not ready for a relationship
Mish : Whaat.. Carl i love you ni nini ingine unataka infact i want you to f**k me and this time round simezi p2 k**a ni ball nitalea

Dem akatoa nguo immediately kisubmarine akapanda kwa chuma ya mkuu ungethani anapanda ndut

31/05/2025

✍️😂ONE CHĀNCE (D!ÇK TR0UBL£)😂✍️

A marriēd man d!ed before he could have $£x with his w!fe.🍆🍑💦😭
The wife decided not to rēm@rry or have S£xuāl relatiønship with anøther man, instead she cût øff her låte husbånd's P£NN!S and møunted it to the wåll.🍆✊
Each nîght she went to the wåll and s@tisf!ed herself.😋🍆
One day her neighbour Mr. Emmy🧔 føund out what was happēning, and he måde a høle throúgh the wāll, remøved the deād man’s P£NN!S, and put his own P£NN!S and wåited for the lady.😁🍆
Uñfortûnately🙄 that same day the lådy came with a kn!fē🗡️ and
Said 🗣️“darling, we are moving to a new house today."🙆‍♂️
so she cût Emmy's d!çk🥒 oo😑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

14/05/2025

ADVISE TO MEN
SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT DRUGS DO NOT GIVE EXTRA PLEASURE.

Read again: NO EXTRA PLEASURE.

It ONLY DELAYS EJ*******ON which, in street terms, means "LAST LONGER".

But the longer you last, the more pressure on your heart
Yes: ON YOUR HEART.

Even during normal in*******se, your heartbeat rate increases by between FORTY and FIFTY percent when you reach or**sm and about discharging.

Have you asked why most men sleep off after s*x?

Now, when you take s*xual enhancement drugs, it gets to a stage when you feel you have had enough and all you want is ej*******on.

But it won't come.

To force it, you have to get the heart, ALREADY STRESSED, TO DO EXTRA WORK!! hmmm.

By that time, if your HEART is not strong enough, Baba God will just show mercy on you and call you home.

After the initial shock, we start preparing your burial.

And walahi, if they fry puff-puff, I go chop cos I no go cry.

Let her call you "TWO MINUTES NOODLES".

Don't feel bad.

Let her go and meet her "ONE-HOUR BEANS".

If you last THREE HOURS, only you and your partner know or whoever either of you tells.

It is not OLYMPIC where dem go dey cheer you and you will collect MEDAL after the race.

Above all, when you are above 50-55, don't try to s*xually impress any woman.

EVEN YOUR WIFE!

If you die, another man will take over the 'stadium'!

That is if that 'stadium' is not even being shared with someone else when you are still alive.

Just like Inter and AC Milan are sharing San Siro.!
Men, a word is enough.🤷🏿‍♂️

THINK ABOUT THIS!

14/05/2025

4 WAYS THAT MEN CAN ESCAPE POVERTY.

1. Get the right woman
Forget the slay queens and women with looks but zero brains. Get a woman who will not only support your vision but will also push you to achieve more. A woman who will inspire you to work hard and not a woman who just makes you hard. He who finds a real woman finds a good thing and obtains favour and power to create wealth.

2. Stop Taking Cheap Drinks
I have no problem with having drinks during social interaction and networking. However, when you drink cheap drinks or drink in cheap places, you hang out with cheap people who have cheap ideas and a cheap future. Big business opportunities are found in places where the drinks are expensive. In fact, in places where they sell cheap drinks, the only people you will find there are people who will be asking you for money. They even clap when you come knowing 'big buyer' has come.

3. Stop being Lazy
"Man ooh Man, why art thou Lazy?" You are too lazy for your own good. You sleep the whole day and blame the government for your poverty. "A Little Sleep, a Little Slumber, poverty shall overtake you like a political cadre in overalls". A lot of men are just lazy when it comes to making money. They have enough energy to give a woman five or**sms without using gondolosi, but have no energy to start one organization, that's why it is so easy for men to manufacture children than it is to make even pegs for putting children's clothes on the line..

4. Know Productive Things
If you keep too much junk in your head, you get a junk life. I know a lot of men who are so sharp when you are talking about girls, about soccer and about street politics, Who is Rich who is not,Who has a good house but you can't bring a topic about investment, innovation and business, they start looking at their phone, yawning or saying bye.. Useless things, videos and memes go viral fast than constructive things.. A man must know how to do at least one productive thing (have one skill).

Remembe

14/05/2025

10 séxual rules for men.

1. Do not sleep with your students, employees, staff, or anyone you have considerable power over. It will definitely not end well.

2. So not be foolish enough to indulge in one night stands.
You could easily be set up or killed if you are known to indulge perpetually.

3. If you must have s*x outside your relationship or marriage, make sure you pay for it and ensure there is a virtual receipt of the transaction.
Just in case.....

4. Refrain from promising a woman marriage in order to sleep with her.
It is a gutter behavior.
Also refrain from making promises when you are naked.
90% of the time you will be unable to keep them.

5. Do not sleep with a woman who is in a lower social standing than you. I don't care how beautiful she is.
Especially if you have nothing serious intended with her.
Because all her hopes and dreams will be entrusted to you.... And it is a dangerous place to be.

6. Do not sleep with lady who has nothing going on for herself.
(i.e; No job, No career, No skills, No ambition.... Etc.)
They are most likely to trap you with a pregnancy, to ensure you continue to feed them.

7. If you find yourself using a condom, then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with that particular woman.

8. Stay away from the Ex's of your friends, brothers or family.
Because, human emotions are complicated. Your friends and family may verbally give you the go ahead but deep down they may resent you for it; especially if there are still lingering feelings for the so called Ex'es.

9. In the course of your life, a lot of women will willingly offer you séx.
Be highly selective. Not out of pride, but out of responsibility.
Because the result of séx is pregnancy.
Sleep only with women you are sure can effectively raise your kids.

10. A high body count will mess you up mentally. Many times you will find yourself out of the blue craving sěx with a séxual partner from the past.
This is because of the highly chemical and spiritual nature of sèx.
Please

14/05/2025

GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️

FOOTBALL VS S£X

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂

2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂

3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂

4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂

5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂

7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂

9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂

10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂

11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃

13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔

17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
😃😆😜
18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩

19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over

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09/04/2025

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