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Yani Kenya kila siku ni leaked tapes bana si tutamaliza arimis😹💔
23/06/2026

Yani Kenya kila siku ni leaked tapes bana si tutamaliza arimis😹💔

22/06/2026

🔥 SECRETS 🔥

SEASON 61. EPISODE 5

Me : mimi hata hamnge shugulika na mimi. Mtu nataka sana atoke ni Stesh
Loise : Stesh ako na watu wao.. kwanza wacha tushugulikie wewe then mambo na Stesh ikue badae
Me : How is she doing tho?
Brenda : Loise umemuona recently?.. Vera?.. mimi sijai enda huko.. like i have been stressed hata nguvu ya kufika huko sijai
Vera : Nilienda huko though imekua kitambo ako sawa though amekonda aki
Loise : Woi aki Stesh 😢
Me : So mnapanga aje.. thanks for all that but i don't need your help
Loise : You need it Carl, we are family. Your lawyer will be here on Monday muongee mjipange before siku ya kesi
Me : Okay.. though mimi hata sidai lawyer I'm..
Vera : Carl shhh stop saying that
Me : How are my kids though
Loise. mmmh
Me : I know that look.. What it? 🤔

Wakaanza kuangalia nikashindwa rada

Me : Talk, Loise
Loise : Mmh Caryl Rowlings alikosa fee akawacha shule
Me : Ooh God why😢💔
Loise : You are a man Carl stop crying machozi ni ya nini. Rowlings atarudi shule fee ikipatikana. Alilose morale hata atatoka aje na kila mtu kwa class anajua babake ameshikwa. People attacked your son ako injured vibaya sana. Hazel had to go back home skuizi anashinda indoors. No one wants to see anything that's related to you kwanza watu ealishikwa na hasira vile hio kamba ilikatwa. Huyo karao alikata hio kamba do you know that he's dead?
Me : Whaat? 🤔🤔💔
Vera : A lot happened that day.. at that moment vile tu president alipeana command ya hio kamba kukatwa risasi ikapigwa. It was targeted on you lakini ikapata huyo polisi.
Brenda : Hio siku someone had to die. Ulipona lakini an innocent police died
Me ; So you mean mtu alikua na Bunduki kwa crowd?
Brenda : Yeah and it was yours. Hio risasi ilikua aimed kwako. Now think about your kids sasa? Si unaona wangekua at risk
Loise : Mimi Rowlings atarudi shule k**a hii mambo imepoa hata k**a sahi sina pesa za fee lakini wacha ake nyumbani
Brenda : Sisi tunaenda Carl. I think next kuonana ni before you go to court ama during the court session
Me : Thanks maze wueh.. tell Rowlings i gatch him.. what about Blake?
Vera : Who thinks about Blake? Hio time inatoka wapi

Wakatolewa wakaishia. Nikachukuliwa nikarudishwa huko ndani

Sasa k**a hii kesi imeskumwa kwa court that means Angie and the group wanaenda ndani. Walahi hii sioni k**a Rahim atapona. Hio risasi iliua karao niko sure ni yeye alituma snipper animalize ju hakutaka nipone because he knew nikiponea nipelekwe court namuanika💔
But kwa court pia ili Angie aende chini lazima files zikue hata sample na mtu alibaki nazo ni Mike sasa sijui itakua aje💔. Huyo sithani k**a amepatikana but Cliff alikua close to Mike hawezi kosa intel ya penye huyo mj.inga ako

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

Yani haga imepea Vera Sidika life ingine smooth no qualifications no anything just mahaga excess
22/06/2026

Yani haga imepea Vera Sidika life ingine smooth no qualifications no anything just mahaga excess

22/06/2026

I need a WhatsApp channel 5k followers and above. Dm for business 🔥

22/06/2026

🔥 SECRETS 🔥

SEASON 61. EPISODE 4

Nilikaa pale kwa ned kumbe ni United nationa ilinitoa kwa kamba bana. Sasa hata iliniokoa nifanye nini kwa hii dunia?

But wait? Does this mean there's hope? Is God giving me a second chance?

Owens : Wewe hata vile umeletwa hapa ni k**a nitakula vizuri😂
Me : Aje?
Owens : We are yet to know. Unajua sahi prezo ako accused of violating human rights kwa kujaribu kukunyonga. Mambo yake iko kwa international criminal court. Wewe na yeye sahi difference ni location
Me : So what will they do to me?..unaona wanaweza nifanyia nini?

Kidogo hivi jamaa akaanza kustruggle na hio bed yake na pingu

Me : Bro shida ni nini?
Owen : Where's she?😳😳..nakuuliza ako wapi
Me : Alaa bro what are you talking about?😳

Jamaa akaanza kungangana na bed pale anataka kunirukia. Alarm ikalia huko nje. Mlango ikafunguliwa makarao wakaruka ndani

Police : what's going on?
Police 2 : It has started..imeanza
Police : Call the doctor

Ndo nikarada huyu mse kichwa huruka💔. Si bure ameua wasee wengi hivo. Ni k**a sasa zake zilikua zimechemka💔. Doctor akafika akamdunga sindano

Police : We'll transfer him

Akabebwa akatoka. hata nikamhurumia manze na vile alikua ananipea story jooh💔. Nikabaki solo hapo ndani. CCTV cameras zinanimulika nikimake any move hata kujitingiza zimeleta macho 😂💔
Kisubmarine i felt relieved a bit. Was there hope? Aki amungu hapa nikitoka hai naokoka . But yes huyu mse anasema UN imeniokoa sasa what next? What's going to happen to me?

Nilikua nahesabu siku na food naletewa. Nilikaa hapa k**a three days. The next day morning nikakujiwa. Security ikawekwa tight pale nikatolewa hadi kwa hall flani nikaona kuna place wasee wamekaa na uniforms and on the other side kuna wasee na civilians.

Nikaona Brenda. Kidogo i saw Loise and Vera. Nikakalishwa chini. Wakakaa on the other side

Brenda : Carl how are you feeling today?
Me : I'm good
Loise : Carl you are not dead?.. hii ni miujiza
Vera : I'm shocked 😳.. is this Carl ama ni mtu amefanyiea plastic surgery.. you died on the rope
Me : I'm just confused
Loise : Aki na aliumia unaona vile shingo imefura
"Take as less time as you can ladies. We are about to take him inside"

Security ni ya wazungu manze. Ndo kuangalia fiti uniform zao ziemeandikwa united nation

Loise : So carl soon you'll be taken to court
Me : To do what? 😳
Brenda : Since UN iliban hanging of criminals your case will be taken to court
Vera : Yeah na hatujui after hapo mambo itaenda aje
Loise : So mimi, Brenda na vera tumejipapasa tukatafuta tupesa kidogo tukahire lawyer hata k**a haijatosha ya a good lawyer lakini that's all we can do. Nimeuza vitu za nyumba sahi hata nalala chini.. Vera took her savings and everything
Brenda : Carl, had to hire goons wavunje salon usiku watoe equipments niuze ndo tuchange pesa ya lawyer. Si unajua salon yangu ilifungwa na gava.. we did everything we could

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

21/06/2026

Ni siku ya mkuu muekee hata yeye ya maziwa hapa kwa wine and spirits usisome tu secrets na hujai pea mkuu za kutoa vumbi kwa throat till iko😹
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Happy birthday to kiongozi😁🎊🎉
21/06/2026

Happy birthday to kiongozi😁🎊🎉

Kumbe hawa long distance drivers huskia vizuri bana. Naskia at every stop lazima achukue a very fine and thick shawty as...
20/06/2026

Kumbe hawa long distance drivers huskia vizuri bana. Naskia at every stop lazima achukue a very fine and thick shawty asunde huko nyuma kwa bed agonge kichuma k**a nyundo mpya🤣

19/06/2026

🔥 SECRETS 🔥

SEASON 61. EPISODE 3

So nikajua nimeletwa remand. Room ikafunguliwa nikatupwa ndani. Kuingia ndani nikapata jamaa flani pale. Kulikua na two beds so ako kwa moja amekaa anacheza chess

" Mmh welcome to the gang, I'm Owen "

Nikafungw pingu kwa grill ilikua kwa ukuta so kwa hio bed unalala k**a umehang mkono kwa ukuta. Kuangalia pia yeye amefungwa hivo

Hao makarao wazungu na wale mapai wakatoka nje. Mlango ikafungwa

Owen : Ooh Ras😳..so it's you😂..unajua sikua nimeangalia vizuri😂.. what took you so long
Me : And who are you?
Owen : This is a special remand room for special people like us
Me : Sikujui
Owen : I watched your assassination..but one thing about me, i have killed more people than you but unanishindia tu kitu moja. You are smart and I'm not
Me : 🤔🤔 why are you here?
Owen : Nangoja kuenda jail in some few hours. Let me give you my story because to me you are not a stranger. I have killed a total of 40 people since i was 20. Jela ni K**a nyumbani kwangu. I served my sentence, nikatolewa and last night i killed 16 people for messing up with my stuffs while i was in jail. But now I'm going in for life
Me : So you said you know me. What happened to me. Sielewi. The kast time nilikua nimehukumiwa kinyonga. Then nini ikafanyika?
Owen : Funny guy😂. You died. K**a hio kamba haikukua bro big up man🔥. The United Nation saved you. Wewe ulikua umeenda. They got the information immediately because it was live worldwide that the country is assassinating the most famous criminal. U.N ikatuma report immediately hio mambo ikue stopped. The UN accused the president of violating human rights. Si unajajua UN ilisema no more assassination of criminals ju ya mambo na human rights. That's what saved you
Me : Alaa🤔
Owen : Hio stadium mambo iliharibika ikabidi prezo amehepa. Politicians walitembelewa na raia kiboko ilitembea pale VIP naskia governor flani alivunjwa mkono😂..i was so happy
Me : and why did they do that?
Owen : Walijam ju prezo amekataza usimalizwe..kuna karao alipoteza crown hio siku. It was dirty. I wa still dealing with some people. I killed them all. They messed with my stuffs hata ukiangalia vizuri utaona damu imejaa kwa kichwa. I was the butcher man. Someone can't sell my land while I'm in prison. Stup.id father
Me : so you killed your father 😳
Owen : Yeah Why?.. you know we are here because we are the most wanted criminals. I'm so surprised you've never heard of me. Na hio mass killing yote nimefanya pale nje. Wewe umeua watu wangapi

Jamaa alikua anaonge ana furaha ni k**a killing is an achievement. Nikajaribu kuhesabu manze kumbe nimeuwa watu manze🤔💔. I tried counting jooh ni wengi

Me : The list is long

Kidogo nikaskia manduru za wanaume from the mext room

"Waaaaai...uuiuwiii uiiuuwiii"

Me : Nini inaendelea huko nje😳
Owen : Tuko remand bro kwani hujai letwa remand. At some point we are lucky mimi na wewe. Bure tungekua huko penye watu wanapiga nduru. Those are ordinary criminals wanangoja kupelekwa prison. Kesi zao bado ziko na issues. Hakuna place watu huumia k**a remand bro. You won't like it..kila taka taka iko huko adi s.domy
Me : Did you say s.domy😳
Owen : Yeah..and there's no mattress utasimama until siku unakujiwa

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

17/06/2026

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SEASON 61. EPISODE 2

"Doctor... doctorrrr we need you here.. he's breathing 😳💔"
Doctor : Mr Carl?..can you hear me

Nilikua naona kila kitu iko blurry nafeel ni k**a nimelala juu ya maji. Watu hata sioni naskia tu masauti zikijirudia in a muffled way. What's going on? I was in that state for sometimes sasa medulla ikarudi💔. Kuangalia pale niko kwa bed nimezimgukwa na madaktari k**a 40.

Nikajaribu kuongea hata sauti haitoki

Doctor : Come down comedown Mr Carl
Nurse : Wueh..i thought ameenda..he has been in a coma for months💔
Doctor : Finally waaah this guy cannot die..huyu amefufuka toka kwa wafu. He was blackout dead.. Mr Carl wewe mungu wako anakupenda sana
Me : What's going on where am i?😳😳
Doctor : Relax relax..Call the police
Me : For what?😳

Kuangalia kwa mkono sina pingu. Kusema niinuke bed ju ya confusion ward iligeuka black ju ya kivuli ya makarao. Walimwagika k**a siafu

Police : Afande ona sasa..ulisema tusiweke hii jamaa pingu ju imekufa ona imeamka
Police : Unbelievable😳
Doctor : As you can see, he's breathing

Nikapigwa pingu pale kwa bed. Mimi nashangaa kunaenda aaje. Ama niko hell na hivi ndo hua kunakaa? Ama nimeishi hosy and that gang life was a dream?😳. Where was i?

Me : Hey please talk to me..where am i?..seilewi I'm confused
Nurse : in a hospital bed recovering. Don't stress yourself. Everything will be alright Mr Carl

Madoctor na nurses wakatoka

Police 1 : We are moving him tomorrow
Police 2 : How afande?..na hajapona?
Police 1 : Amepona..hio nafuu amepata ndo inatakikana. The president won't believe this. The whole country knows he's dead everyone knows he's dead
Police 3 : Mkubwa k**a ni hivo then si tumalize hii maneno?
Police 1 : Ju umekua kipofu huoni CCTV
Police : Ooh 😳

Ndo sasa kisubmarine akili ikaanza kurudi lakini sijui nini inaendelea💔. Niko shocked hata sijielewi. Kuangalia kwa window nje hata siwezi jua ni sangpi. Sauti inatoka kwa throat k**a bubi.

Nilikaa pale kwa bed hadi nje giza ikashika. Macho nafeel ni k**a imetoka kwa socket. Shingo imegongwa bandage na nafeel uchungu still. Food ikaletwa nikalishwa hata nilisahau kutafuna.

The following day nikaamshwa

Doctor : Si mngewacha hata aoge ni mapema it's 5am
Police : No. We are moving him. The chopper is ready sir
Police 1 : Yeah lazima tutumie chopper ju kwa njia italeta mambo mingi sana na hao raia they don't need to know anything about this

Nikafunguliwa pingu nikatolewa pale. Miguu ni mzito hata siezi tembea

Police : Kanyaga chini alaa tulikubeba ukikuja hapa tena unataka kubebwa ukitoka

Kufika nje pale kwa chopper nacheki security ni makarao wazungu "SWAT" Nikawekwa kwa chopper tukatoka. Chopper ikaland place hata sijui ni wapi. Tukafika kwa mlango naona imeandikwa "CORRECTIONAL CENTRE (REMAND)

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥

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