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Mlichoma adi police station Cliff atafungwa😂💔
26/06/2025

Mlichoma adi police station Cliff atafungwa😂💔

26/06/2025

🩷 SECRETS 🩷

Season 25. Finale 🔥

Ingekua dem mwingine sahi ningekua ndani😂. Nilitulia pale
The following day ilikua Sunday. Nikaamka sasa niko ready kuskia how everything will work out

Mausiku Stesh akacall 📱

Stesh : Babe
Me : Yes
Stesh : We are ready..naambiwa for security reasons nitakujiwa na private car sijui mbona
Me : Bora ukue na Blake hapo ndani
Stesh : Yeah
Me : Alafu babe unaweza hire any hitmen wawafate wawawekee tu security pia.. external security
Stesh : Nawatoa wapi na Blake pia hawezi wapata ju unajua yeye hajui mambo k**a hio sio mjanja k**a wewe
Me : Okay...good luck baby

Hio usiku hakuna usingizi ilikam. Nilikaa macho hadi morning. Nikaamka nikapiga shower. Kidonda yangu ilikua imepona so nikatoa hizo bandages nikatupa kando. Nikakaa ready sasa. Stesh akacall

Stesh : Babe ndo wanaingia
Me : Yes
Stesh : Stay put..if anything goes wrong just know that i tried the best i can baby
Me : Let's hope for the best
Stesh : Sawa bye
Me : Good luck baby

Sasa nikukaa nijue kisubmarine fate yangu ni gani. Roho Ilikua inadunda design ingine sijai ona. Nilikua na tension nilisweat kila mahali. Nikakaa tu kwa bathing tab ju mwili ilikua inaboil k**a maji ya sembe😂💔. Nilikua tu nazunguka kwa hao up and down manze nategea tu final verdict. Nikajaribu kuwatch movie lakini wapi

Nikatoka huko nje nyuma nikapigwa na kajua kiasi medulla ikareset nikarudi ndani. Nikaingia kwa bathing tab na nikaweka cold water. Phone ikaring. Nikapanguza mikono kwa towel kuangalia ni Stesh

Stesh : Babe I'm really sorry😭

TO BE CONTINUED🔥
Niskie mse akisema ni fupi😂😂💔

25/06/2025

Yooh wakurugenzi 🔥. A new storyteller in town let's follow the page and like🔥👇

25/06/2025

🔥 SECRETS 🔥

SEASON 25. EPISODE 16🔥

The following morning akacall

Stesh : Babe i was in a..
Me : I saw the interview
Stesh : They're pressing charges against me..bro aliletwa doctor akatuma information akasema si huyo ati he saw you na I'm trying to fabricate the whole story by faking it again with my bro
Me : Final verdict ni gani sasa?
Stesh : I'm looking for an attorney... itabidi ju ni kubaya they're charging me for hiding you and faking your death too
Me : We have the money babe saka lawyer mfiti kabisa hata ka atakua expensive aje.. infact kwa court tell them you want my remains..tell the public that this is a whole government fake story ju hata mwili yangu haijai patikana..tell the people to ask the government for my dead body ..washow k**a ni kufake death ni gava ilifake death yangu but sio sisi..geuzia gava kila kitu so that the public may stop the character assassination manze
Stesh : I have planned something with Blake don't worry..nitacause a scene kwa hio court😂..nitawashow stoki hapo bila maiti yako😂
Me : Baas😂
Stesh : Imagine hata sijashtuka ju i know how this will play out.. no witness..huyo doctor hana enough evidence
Me : Yeah na Blake anajua?
Stesh : Zii siwezi taka ajue..ameniuliza sana about it nikamshow huyo dakatri amelipwa na some politician's so that they can win people's hearts for the next elections
Me : Wow you are a genius😂

So hapo nilikua naomba tu mungu aingilie kati jooh😂. Nikarelax kiasi. Akacall tena

Stesh : Babe nimepata lawyer.. Monday inafaa niende kwa court na Blake...
Me : Okay so itakua aje
Stesh : Blake atasema ni yeye alikua anatibiwa na ilibidi ajikate kwa mguu tumeeka bandages..we have staged the whole thing so that it can look real.. Blake atasema ni huyu doc alikuja kumtibu alipata accident na hangeweza kumove na alikua anamtibia kwake
Me : Okay.. let's see ka itawork
Stesh : I don't think if that nonsense doctor will win..na tukiwin he's dead ju government ita withdraw security imemuekea he'll see fire
Me : Sawa babe let's wait till Monday
Stesh : Yeah hata siwezi kuja huko ju I'm being monitored hata nakucall na kaduda sio smartphone ju Kwa smartphone i have deleted this number
Me : Thanks honey for saving me
Stesh : It's okay.. Monday we'll see how things work

So mi nilirelax pale just thinking about the whole saga😂. But kisubmarine Stesh was very smart ama sijui ni vile hataki kuwacha hizi pesa zangu ju anajituma sana😂💔.

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥
Soma k**a umetoka na rungu😂💔

24/06/2025

🩷 SECRETS 🩷

SEASON 25. EPISODE 15🔥

Mambo ikachemka

Presenter : Good afternoon we are reporting live from Legacy Tv and today we are here with the controversial criminal's wife..as you all know.. Ras has been a wanted and notorious criminal who dramatically died in a car explosion lakini mambo ambayo yametokea hivi punde ni kwamba the criminal faked his death..leo tunaenda ku interview mke wake tuone vile atasema kwa maana it is said that she is the one hiding the criminal..tafathali tuambie majina yako
Stesh : I'm Stesh
Presenter : Official names please?
Stesh : Did you hear me?.. I'm Stesh and that's all
Presenter : Well, it is said that you are hiding your husband and according to the law you know it is a crime to host a convicted criminal
Stesh : Mtu aliwaambia hio maneno sijui k**a kichwa yaje iko sawa.. probably he was paid to tint my name..sisi tiulambiwa my husband died in a car explosion na hadi sahi the government has failed to present us with his dead body ni story tu wanaongea.. I don't know anything about what you are saying na sijai ona Carl toka the explosion
Presenter : Well, na some few weeks ago did you check in at a hospital to consult a doctor about a sick guy who wanted home treatment?
Stesh : Yeah my brother was sick..his name is Blake
Presenter : Ooh..so the criminal investigation admin will join us to ask you some few questions
Stesh : No.. I'm not doing that.. I can't speak without a lawyer
Presenter : Of course utachukua lawyer badae
Stesh : Badae my f.oot.. I'm not speaking to any criminal investigation team
Presenter : We are just following the protocols
Stesh : Mlinitoa Kwangu for this nonsense and I'm still grieving my husband's death?... unbelievable

Majamaa flani wakaingia na masuti mzito mzito nikajua sasa ni hao💔. Wakakaa chini

Admin : Madam..we chased down your husband and his vehicle exploded into ashes Stesh : You killed him that's it
Admin 2 : We can't take a life..hatuezi ua we don't do that.. tulikua tunataka tu kumshika akuje ndani for charges lakini he decided to go off road for a race..but according to what is being paraded online ni k**a hatuelewi..it is said that Ras faked his death and you are hiding him somewhere
Admin : Yeah you are the wife inaweza kua ukweli umemficha
Stesh : K**a mlifata Carl hari ikalipuka..where are the remains of his body?
Admin 1 : Well, gari ilichomeka into ashes kila kitu ilikua jivu
Stesh : hio jivu iko wapi
Admin 2 : The government is still holding everything because of the case

Nilikua nimesimama tu kwa hao hadi nashindwa kukaa chini. Stesh alikua amezua vibaya sana💔

Stesh : May i see the doctor who gave you that info?
Admin : For security purposes at the moment no..lakini CCTV footage kwa hospital zinaonesha you checked in and checked out with the doctor
Stesh : Of course my bro was sick for god's sake🤦
Admin : Can we talk to the bro

Nilizima TV nikaenda kulala nitegee tu my final fate. Nilikaa the whole day without a call from Stesh. The following morning akacall

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥
Ukisoma bila kulike tutasaidiana aje😂💔

Flew away😂😂💔
24/06/2025

Flew away😂😂💔

24/06/2025

🔥 SECRETS 🔥

Season 25. Episode 14🔥

Hii interview ilikua live meaning kila mse alikua anawatch ju picha yangu ilikua imeekwa hapo kando kwa screen. So life ya stesh pia anytime inaweza geuka maajabu💔

Stesh : Babe I'm just scared
Me : I wanted to ki.ll that guy ukasema nini?...sahi hatungekua kwa hii mess
Stesh : Mimi hata najivaa tu kwa mashida zako zenye hata hazinihusu ... itabidi nitoke kwa hio nyumba pia.. Carl ona vile life yangu imeharibika
Me : Relax baby we'll know how this plays out
Stesh : How na hata hauezi toka kwa nyumba ni mimi nakuletea kila kitu?..umeniweka kwa kazi ingine hivi ya kupaka mbwa rangi
Me : So nimekua mbwa?
Stesh : Fikiria vile utafikiria

Host : Okay let's go down to our social media platforms and see what the citizens are saying.. I'll start with Instagram because of time nitasoma tu the first three comments because naona watu ni wengi sana
Doctor : Okay.
Host : Faith from Delview anasema the government has failed to deal with criminals and the citizens will take the law in their hands
Brian here is saying Ras is working with the government to terrorize us na hawezi shikwa ju ako na pesa mingi na connections hata akishikwa atapeana hongo awachiliwe
Joy down here is saying this country the police are sleeping on their jobs ni kukula tu salary na kuhara instead of protecting us..ooh that was bad💔

Manze nikazima TV ju Stesh alikua amepigwa na depression pale. Tulikaa pale bila kuongea

Stesh : Let me go and prepare myself Incase of anything

Akatoka akaishia. Nilikaa pale manze mi nikajua life yangu ni hivo imeharibika. Stesh akacall 📱

Stesh : Your mum, Vera, Loise your bro and sisters wamenipigia masimu kuniuliza k**a ni ukweli umejificha haukukufa nikawambia those are propagandas and rumors ju wewe ulikufa.. your mum anauliza kwani remains zako after kukufa nilienda wapi mimi nikamshow sijui penye gava ilipeleka ju mwili yako ilikua na kesi kubwa sana na bado inaendelea.
Me : Waah
Stesh : Babe just put on your TV.. there's tension in the country because of that..naskia watu wanaplan riots because the government has failed to deal with criminals like you..hio interview imeleta shida sana Carl
Me : Babe wacha kuwatch news or anything like that for your peace of mind

Sikuwasha TV. Nikalala. The following day nikaamka nikawasha TV. Kuangalia nacheki watu waliamkia demonstration💔. Kuangalia fiti nacheki ile estate nilikua naishi vurugu ziko huko na ni live. Ile hao nilikua naishia nacheki imewekwa moto inachomwa na wasee wamezua hadi makarao wamehepa na tear gas zao💔. Hapa nikajua mimi imebaki tu kudedi
Nilipigwa na stress hadi nikatokwa na machozi. Huyo doc heri ningeua tu once nijue nimeua mtu. Hapa ni ka sasa mambo Nilikua nafanya karma is paying me back. makarao wakamwagwa street kutoa hizo riots watu wakahepa ju risasi zilikua zinapigwa juu. Kukatulia kiasi. Kidogo nacheki Stesh kwa TV💔. Nikarukia phone kumacall nacheki message yake

"Babe they're here..the media people, police na criminal investigation team.. don't call"

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥
Ni Tuesday mtume zile vitu😂😂😋

23/06/2025

Yaani kwa followers 30k+ wote sijai tafuna hata kamoja🍆😒

23/06/2025

🔥 SECRETS 🔥

SEASON 25. EPISODE 13🔥

Alaa😳. What the f..K was going on

Host : Okay so guys today we are privileged to have a doctor who accidentally came face to face with the controversial criminal, Ras..na dakatari hapa anasema alimuona hivi na macho yake lakini the government can't take that since the criminal Ras died in a road accident during a hit and run..so in this interview we'll be talking about it with the doctor here so doc kwanza hebu tuambie majina yako
Doctor : Okay..my name is Erick.. I'm a doctor at Rockwell general hospital..so some few weeks ago mimi nilikua kwa hospital k**a kawaida..a lady came in akasema ako na mgonjwa kwa nyumba na amelemewa hawezi tembea. She promised to pay me well because nilikua nimekataa..kufika huko i joined the dot's nikapata it's Ras, the husband, it was Ras nilimuona hivi na macho yangu infact ako na Rasta unlike kwa zile picha zilikua shared kwa media.. I'm a very smart guy and i can identify hidden things
Host : Well, you know we are live na nataka tu upee watu the correct information because the whole world knows Ras died some months ago hata it was made official kwa media houses zote

Stesh : Babe?😳
Me : This son of a...😳..kumbe hakuniskia😳

Doctor : What I'm telling you is true.. Ras is out there and he's a dangerous guy he pointed a real gun on me and threatened my family..inafaa atafutwe ashiwke because we can't be safe with such a guy walking freely after faking his death.. nimereport kila mahali but i was chased out of several police stations aftter reporting it ju wanasema Ras alikufa and I don't have enough proofs that he's still alive. Hata my phone alienda nayo..niliona Ras hivi na macho yangu hivi hivi..he is not dead Ras is alive and he has guns... you need to help me prove to the government that Ras is alive and we need to smoke him out of his hideouts..his wife is the one hiding him

Stesh : Ooh my God..ooh my God Carl we are finished😥..kumbe ndo maana watu wa media wamekuja kwangu
Me : Shh come here baby.. eventually we'll figure it out together baby shhh

Hapa kulikua kimeumana. Heri mara ya kwanza nilijificha ju ya kina Sandy tu but sahi ni dunia mzima inanisaka😥

Doctor : Najua nyumba alikua anakaa mahali nilikua namtibu..North street estate gate number 7 hapo ndo walikua wamejificha
Host : Thank you so much doctor
Doctor : I know my life is in danger but i won't sit and watch a notorious thug living freely after kil.ling innocent people and selling ille.gal drugs to our innocent youths..lazima ak**atwe na wewe Ras if you are watching this just know that we as citizens of this country have declared a war and we are coming for you

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥
Hizo likes mumeanza kufichia

23/06/2025

Ile kutu niko nayo sahi nikishika mtoto wa mtu itabidi atoke na wheelchair

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23/06/2025

A new page here from one of our own let's show some love🔥. Don't forget to follow and like for new stories🔥🔥

BAD DECISION 💔
Episode 1:
We all have a past 🥲
A past that we can't share…
A past that torments us 💔
A past that kills us slowly from inside 😫
A past that we can't forget 🥺
What's yours?

"zingatieni masomo. Someni kwa bidiii... Elimu tu ndio ufunguo wa maisha" I still remember Mr Oseko's advice 🙂 Nilikua najua bila education manzee life won't smile back... Nilikua na chop mbaya sana 😂 Nilikua marking scheme buana. Good old days😂🤲🏽

Nikiwa pale tao nikicheza na mguuu ku try kusaka unga☹️...
"what the hell! 😡 We mj*nga what's this sasa aagh... Umeniharibia kila kitu nkt"
Kofi moja hatari iliniingia akili ikarudi factory reset 😩🫩 Kumbe nilikua nimegonga a working class lady her documents zikaanguka chini kwa maji 😬
Me: I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
"Nyamaza..." plus another slap 🥺 Akachukua vitu zake na akaenda 😒... Nilibaki apo nikiangalia vile naangaliwa 😨 wengine wana record wa post tiktok wapate likes msm🙄 Aibu!!!

Yes sikua nimemuona coz medulla haikua karibu 😓 nilikua deep into thoughts mbaya sana 😓 Njaa, stress, jobless life, Nairobi pressure...Ile hali nilikua nayo, ungenicheki tu na ungesema “this guy is hanging by a thread.” 🤧
Sole imeisha, tumbo na minyoo ziko revolution, na hopes ziko ICU 😔
😦
Nikaanza kutembea bila direction, mpaka nikasettle somewhere chini ya kivuli nikajipatia time ya kufikiria...

Then a voice interrupts...
"Hey man, sorry for what happened mate."
Nikacheki — msee smart👔🕵🏽, suit ya maana, shined shoes, na accent ya high class.
"I'm Kevin." 🤝
Me: Naitwa Bahaa.
Kevin: You okay bro? That lady was harsh, and you look down.
Me: Ah, niko sawa. Ni mawazo tu.
Kevin: Sorry mate! So what do you do man?
Me: Nothing 😢Kusurvive tu sina job. Nilipoteza job during COVID, life haijakua the same.

Kevin aliniangalia na macho ya sympathy but pia determination. Then akasmile ☺️
Kevin: Bro, I’ve been there too. Nililala kwa floor, nikakula chapo na harufu ya omena for some years. But leo, niko hapa. Ni choice tu. Unataka kubadilika ama kubaki hapo?🙄

Tulimix maneno ki dj pale tukabonga tukapush masaa tukajuana kiasi 😂 Akaniandikia number kwa card, akasema:
“Nipigie kesho saa nne. Kuja place flani tukuwe na talk.”

Majioni nikajivuta adi makejani 🏚️ siku haikua poa but atleast kubonga na uyu msee kulinifanya nika roam roam tao adi siku ikaisha 😅... Kufungua tu mlango, napatana na wife ana pack vitu zake 😲
Me: babe nini mbaya?
"Don't babe me! Wanaume wengine uko nje wakijituma we unanilisha story tu 💔 oh IPO SIKU oo mambo itafunguka oo... Bahati I'm tired of you nimechoka kukaa na wewe. Please it's over between us"
Me: Ashley please babe don't do this to me... Pl..

Akanipush akatoka na bags zake🥺 Mwanamke tulikua tumepeana promise till date do us part kumbe alikua amechoka kukula ugali na supu ya machungwa😔🤧🚮....

TO BE CONTINUED

23/06/2025

🩷 SECRETS 🩷

Season 25. Episode 12💯(The doctor 💔)

Nikamfungia hapo ndani nikatoka. Kwa phone yake nikatoa any important information nikaandika mahali hadi room number yake, job information na kila kitu. Then nikatoka. Hio phone nikapasua. Tukatoka na Stesh hadi kwa hizo Airbnb. Zilikua mbali kiasi na tao tho ni uptown tu

Stesh : Here we are
Me : Kuna soldier?
Stesh : Yeah lazima but wewe utakua unajua vile unakaa huko ndani hapa itabidi maybe ukue unakaa tu indoors hakuna kutoka ju ni wewe mwenyewe ulienda kulewa ukajiletea shida💔

Tukaingia

Me : I don't like this kitchen
Stesh : Endea cement ukuje ujenge yako stop being stupid Carl ni huruma tu nakufanyia usikue mjin.ga please

Ilikua two bedroom. Tukachill pale. Tukadoz. The following morning tukaamka. Sasa sijui ka huyo doc aliamka ama kulienda aje😂

Me : Sahi ni 6 mbona umeamka mapema
Stesh : Inafaa niende kwa hao ju nilitoka jana kitambo sana plus i need to see how that house will be listed
Me : Yeah sure
Stesh : Na Carl hakuna kitoka hata haujapona.. uliharibu kutoka hio ni shida yako mimi siko
Me : Okay na ukumbuke kubuy food ukikuja naona hii hao iko empty huko kwa kitchen
Stesh : Okay

Stesh akatoka akaishia. Mi nikaendelea kudoz pale. Nikatoka kuchungulia k**a nje kuna CCTV camera nikaziona💔. So hapa hakuna kutoka tu nje fwaa😂💔. Jua nilikua naota na huko nyuma. Kuangalia kuna mse huko juu kwa balcony yake on the other side anavuta fegi akiniangalia tu pole pole nikarudi kwa hao💔. Yani hii life yangu ilikua chaos tupu.

Stesh alikua analeta food and everything. A week passed

Stesh : Huyo jamaa si unaona hakusema. Mambo imetulia sahi we are good lakini Carl no one is willing to buy that house..nimelist with three different agencies..ike ya magnum wanasema they can't go with that price
Me : Don't worry si ni first week..hao hukua expe haiwezi tu enda within a week unless ni cheap
Stesh : Sure..ooh by the way jana hazel amerudi shule
Me : Ako aje
Stesh : Ako tu confused bado but atapoa tu
Me : Okay ni sawa we'll see about that
Stesh : Sahi hakuna mtu ananisumbua Tresh na Mike walikoma

Phone yake ikaring

Stesh : Ni house help
Me : Receive maybe ako kwa noma huko
Stesh : Hello
Househelp : Hello mum..kuna wageni wamekuja hapa
Stesh : Wageni wagani
Househelp : Watu wengine na cameras
Me : 🤔🤔
Stesh : Camera?..wanakaa watu wa media ama
Househelp ; Sijui lakini wanakutaka na wanasema ni urgent
Stesh : Waambie siko nilienda safari
Househelp : Ni sawa mum

Me : Babe don't go live or anything don't allow any media company to interview you
Stesh : I won't

Tulikaa pale na stesh hadi afternoon. TV ilikua on pale Stesh akaingia bedroom mi nilikua pale nacheza video games zangu. Kiasi nikaskia my name imekua mentioned. Nikaruka hapo kwa TV. Kushtuka na kushangaa naona ule doctor💔

TO BE CONTINUED 🔥
Tushigulikie huyo jamaa ameiba hip story ya the girl opposite door 👇

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