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"BEB ZIMA TAA KWANZA. UNAJUA MIMI SIPENDI TAA IKIWAKA." Those are the words you will hear from these CHAPATTI-legged beb...
15/04/2026

"BEB ZIMA TAA KWANZA. UNAJUA MIMI SIPENDI TAA IKIWAKA."

Those are the words you will hear from these CHAPATTI-legged bebz with a BLEK PUTHAE when MKOROGO goes wrong.

MKOROGOs are not approved by the government because they are risky. Those WHITE wiminz at River Road mix various dangerous chemicals that can reduce melanin from the skin in a very AGGRESSIVE and UNREGULATED manner.

The reduction of melanin is not uniform.

Unapata BWATOKS ni rangi ya BLEK, SABLENYA ya purple, na MAPAJA ya pink.😭😭 Miguu zinakaa k**a leopard, and the feet are her usual black color.

Sometimes, MKOROGO can cause severe skin damage as seen in this photo. Msichana ukimwangalia anakaa k**a Hyena ama chapati yenye imeungua. 😭😭

A good lady should just Kiiissss you when lights are on and say, "BEB, UNATAKA TUENDE TUOGE NA WEWE?" 😍😍 You go take a shower and admire her uniform skin colour, which is consistent with the color of her MONOCOTYLEDON.

But when you date these other mongrels who buy MKOROGO from River Road, they be like, "SI UZIME TAA KWANZA NDIO NITOE THURUARE."😳😳😳 Hapo wewe jua tu MKOROGO has messed up with her skin.

If she exposes her THAILAND and SABLENYA, your appetite will go down from 100% to 20%. And thou shalt regret why you brought her over to your house.

Date ladies who are confident in their natural skin colour.

This thing was something else though I don't remember my packed lunch reaching the school, ningekula yote Kwa njia
15/04/2026

This thing was something else though I don't remember my packed lunch reaching the school, ningekula yote Kwa njia

15/04/2026

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Mimi nikiona mwalimu ANAKUNYWA POMBE nashangaa sana.Mwalimu wa secondary unalipwa 40K. If you drink beer everyday, you r...
10/04/2026

Mimi nikiona mwalimu ANAKUNYWA POMBE nashangaa sana.

Mwalimu wa secondary unalipwa 40K. If you drink beer everyday, you remain with about Ksh. 32K. Ukikata black tax, loan, na mashida zako, you remain with a paltry 5K. That's not even enough for you as an individual. You can't sustain a girlfriend. You must go for a top-up loan to keep a relationship going.

Next month, unaanza na beer YA MIA MBILI kila siku. Unakata kila kitu unabaki na 5K. Halafu dem yako aseme ati, "BEB NIOKOLEE 5K NIMEKWAMA." Bwana mwalimu anatoa 5K yote yenye ilibaki anapea dem yake. Tena anaenda EQUITY ama KCB kuchukua top-up loan.

And the cycle of loans begins even before marriage.

MWALIMU will never drive easily. Mwalimu will never eat FINE FINE GHELS. Mwalimu can only date high school GAALS or these local vienyejiz who need 200 for blow-dry 😭😭.

When it comes to remuneration, I consider teaching to be feminine. Mwanamme unapewa 40K umekatwa SHA, housing levy, PAYE, and KNUT remittance. After all those deductions, your siblings want cash, your parents need money, and you must eat breakfast and lunch. Unabaki na 2K na dem yako hana pads anataka 3K urgently. MACHOOOS.😭

HII KITU NI YA MADEM. Mwalimu dem atumie pesa yote halafu aitishe CHALI ama BWANA yake.

The only teachers I respect are village teachers who don't drink or indulge in womanising. Those ones who have cows, wanapanda maindi, wako na kaduka, na wameokoka hawawezi Kula SABLENYA OVYO OVYO. Those ones can utilize the small salary well.

But these young and middle-aged teachers in towns drinking daily and dating girls, hao watamalizwa na TOP-UPS. 😭😭

In a serious professional boxing match, do you think mkulima here can Woop the other alligator a**?
09/04/2026

In a serious professional boxing match, do you think mkulima here can Woop the other alligator a**?

What's that I'm hearing about Brenda from Finance?
09/04/2026

What's that I'm hearing about Brenda from Finance?

Nyandarua Senator John Methu fearlessly lectures President William Ruto for five minutes at the requiem mass of the late...
08/04/2026

Nyandarua Senator John Methu fearlessly lectures President William Ruto for five minutes at the requiem mass of the late Ol Kalou MP David Kiaraho before the event’s media crew muted his microphone and protocol officer directed him off the podium just as he concluded his remarks.Nyandarua Senator John Methu fearlessly lectures President William Ruto for five minutes at the requiem mass of the late Ol Kalou MP David Kiaraho before the event’s media crew muted his microphone and protocol officer directed him off the podium just as he concluded his remarks.

08/04/2026

Ever gotten this drunk?

Kugongewa nayo ni constant, gents choose your wives wisely. Any girl still talking to her ex anakuliwa nje vibaya sana,
08/04/2026

Kugongewa nayo ni constant, gents choose your wives wisely. Any girl still talking to her ex anakuliwa nje vibaya sana,

She didn’t cheat…she just lied about everything.Lied about where she was.Lied about who she was with.Lied about why her ...
08/04/2026

She didn’t cheat…
she just lied about everything.

Lied about where she was.
Lied about who she was with.
Lied about why her phone is always on silent at night.

And the crazy part?
You knew something was off…
but every time you asked, she had an answer ready.

You’re out here thinking you’re the only one holding her down…but in reality…you’re part of a committee.Bro, whoever she...
08/04/2026

You’re out here thinking you’re the only one holding her down…
but in reality…
you’re part of a committee.

Bro, whoever she's cheating with is right before your nose.check her M-pesa statement.

My body count currently stands at 4, and I just feel wasted 😭. HAKUNA KITU MBAYA K**A KULALA NA MADEM WANNE KWA MAISHA Y...
03/04/2026

My body count currently stands at 4, and I just feel wasted 😭. HAKUNA KITU MBAYA K**A KULALA NA MADEM WANNE KWA MAISHA YAKO YOTE. That number is extremely high. I willingly revoked my church membership, and I am preparing for rebaptism to start a new journey BY FAITH.

This whole thing started when I offered myself to the market in search of a MUBIBIZ. By then, my body count was just one by age 32.

In 2024, I met some FINE GHEL in ELDORET. DEM MWEUPE MKONDE na NYWELE DENGU k**a ya NJUGUSH. We started dating with that KIPSIGIS GHEL, but I had one rule. NO SEKS BEFORE MARRIAGE.

Every evening, she would touch me inappropriately. Nilikuwa NASTEDI, but I exercised SELF-CONTROL.

Sadly, one day, she SUCCEEDED in putting my NDIEK into her KAPEDO without my knowledge. Alingoja k**a nimelala, and she touched me WRONGLY. Vile NILISTEDI kwa USINGIZI, niliamka nikajipata kwa KAPEDO yake.😭😭

Because her KAPEDO was VERE VERE SWEET, I let her finish what she started.

I ENJOYED SIN.

In the morning, my body count had increased to TWO. MACHOOOOS😭😭. THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF MY SEKSHUOOL SIN. The relationship ended because she told me her parents only wanted a KALENJIN man for a husband.

I fasted and prayed against the body count of 2, but that guilt never left me.

Nikapata KADEM kengine tena huko Mumias. MADEM WAWANGA NAO WANAKUWANGA TU NA TABIA MBAYA. She told me to go take a shower with her, and you all know what happens in those showers. Alikuwa anainama halafu anafinya BWATOKS zake kwa NDIEK yangu. The body count of three happened in a flash. I really regret it even though it was enjoyable.

The last one was JACINTA MBULA MBITHE wa NENGA MUTI. She used her mouth inappropriately on my JENITOOLS. My body grew weak, my HARDNESS became painful, and I surrendered. After KUNENGA MUTI, I noticed she had defrauded me and increased my body count to 4.😭😭

Right now, I HAVE SUSPENDED ALL DATING EFFORTS. SITAKI DEM SAA HII. I have to be sure you want to get married first. I don't want my body count to extend beyond 5.

Once I get a wimin for marriage, we will be baptized together to remove any bad spirits of previous lovers. And THOU SHALT BE MY RELIABLE PUTHAE SUPPLIER. I just can't live with this guilt😭😭. I am in a VERE VERE SAAD SICHUESHEN.

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