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17/06/2024

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31/05/2024

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HER: Ghai, kwani hauna CD? Sasa tutafanyaje?

HIM: Tulale tu, there is always a next time. nitavumilia hadi asubuhi.

2 minutes later...

HIM: Si ata tu romance kisha tulale? Nishike niskie poa.

She turns slowly to his side to face him.

HER: Wueeh, na ikisimama?

HIM: Haiweziii, ni yangu naijua. Haisimamangi.

2 minutes later...

Her: Weweee, unaona imesimama..

HIM: Badoooo, inakuanga hivyo. Usijali.

He skillfully and tactfully finds his way around her underwear and rests the head of his Msilimbombo at the entrance of kīrīa.

HER: Woiyeee, Usiingishe akiii..

HIM: Haiwezi ingiaaa...

Slowly but surely, he gains headway inside the honeypot.

HER: Ghai, unaona umeingisha..

HIM: Badoooo, Wacha ikae hapo basi. Nifungulie miguu vizuri bas ni relax hapo.

She spreads one leg to give him limited access like 2G network. He capitalizes on this move and hopes that it will eventually turn her on and allow 'kitu imese mwensake..'

HER: Si unaona! aki unanifanya.

HIM: Usijaliiii, nitatoka saa hii tu..

He notices that she's no longer resisting and she is now cool and relaxed. It's all systems go.

He lifts both her legs higher than Inua dada initiative ever did under Jubilee government.

9.98 seconds later...💦 💦

He falls off from her and pants in fast shallow breaths, like a child with 'Rimonia'.

HER: Nilijua tu hivyo ndio ulikuwa unataka..

HIM: by the way Ulijuajeee...

31/05/2024

DEAR MARRIED MEN,

åNobody will tell you this but I will;
If you want to go far in life, love your wife, take good care of her, make her happy and her prayers will open doors for you.

åRemember when things go down healthwise or financially for you, only your wife will feed you and will be there for you. Most of your friends and side chicks will abandon you!

OåAnd lastly, that lady you think is better than your wife, it's because she is not living with you. Bro, invest in your woman!

COUTION; But it only applies to responsible wives. Some will run away pesa ikiisha if they married you only for money.

18/04/2024

BREAKING NEWS💔 : KDF Chopper carrying Chief of Defence Forces Francis Ogolla crashes in Cheptulel west pokot🥲 It is not looking good!

CDF was moving around the area to assess the security situation. The tour was geared towards planning the reopening of schools that were closed in the area. I hope those inboard are well though there is allegations of Casualties 💔😪

17/04/2024

NABONGO MAKOKHA MUMIA

He was the son of Nabongo Shiundu, he was born after his mother ( Queen Wamanya) had several miscarriages. According to the Wanga culture, a child born under such circumstances was to be thrown by the roadside and someone was to pick him up. This was done so as to chase away the spirits of death. Such a child was named Makokha. He was named Mumia because it is an iteso woman that picked him on the roadside. In the old days, luhyas called the iteso Bamia. Mumia was born in 1849.

He was a skinny boy who looked weak. Later he did the unthinkable by first killing a lion and later a leopard. He took over the leadership of the Wanga Kingdom in 1888.

His reign witnessed great expansion of the Wanga Kingdom and he also cemented an alliance with the Maasai and the British.

Before his death, Nabongo Shiundu had prophecised about the coming of the white men and advised the Wanga people not to resist them. This informed Nabongo Mumia's choice of collaboration rather than resisting the British.

He also chose collaboration so as to wage war effectively against some sections of the Nandi, the Bukusu and Luos of Kager clan who threatened the integrity of his kingdom. Through collaborating, he got guns and a contingent of Baganda, Nubian and maasai warriors through which he conquered his enemies.

He died in 1949 and was burried in Mumias. He was given a state funeral by the colonial regime. Later, his remains were transferred to Eshiembekho in Matungu constituency, Kakamega county. The remains are hosted at the Nabongo Cultural centre.

His son Nabongo Sh*tawa succeeded him and ruled until his death in 1974. The current king of the Wanga Kingdom is Nabongo Peter Mumia Sh*tawa, the grandson of Nabongo Mumia.

16/04/2024

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29/03/2024

HAWA WANAONGELELEA NINI?

MBona haufikishi kijiko mwisho wa kikombe ukikoroga sukari Bure kabisa 😂😂😂🤣

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29/03/2024

NINI HUSUMBUA WANAUME??

Mombasa woman fights for her life after boyfriend burnt her with hot oil

29/03/2024

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08/03/2024

BREAKING NEWS.

Here is the list of the new Ambassadors and High Commissioners, just released from State House.

Kampala - Joash Maangi (Former Kisii Deputy Governor)

Accra - Vincent Kemosi (Former West Mugirango MP)

Ottawa - Caroline Kamende Daudi (Former LSK Vice Chair)

Cairo - Fred Outa (Former Kisumu Senator)

Abidjan - Christopher Andrew Langat (Former Bomet Senator)

Lusaka - Lilian Tomitom (Former West Pokot Woman Rep)

The Hague, Netherlands - Halima Yusuf Mucheke (Former Nominated MP)

Addis Ababa (Deputy Head of Mission) - Petronila Were (Former Nominated Senator)

Los Angeles (Deputy Head of Mission) - Akinyi Walkowa Odinga

Los Angeles (Consul General) - Ezra Chiloba

Special Envoy on Technology - Philip Omondi Thigo

08/03/2024

PUBLIC TELEVISION 1947 AT NAIROBI KENYA 🇰🇪

08/03/2024

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07/03/2024

Kakamega County term one games In Lugari Subcounty.

07/03/2024

SIAYA COUNTY KSSSA TERM ONE GAMES.

Handball Boys' Fixtures.

Venue: Siaya Institute

07/03/2024

Are you a young gifted football player looking to pursue your football development and dream in the USA?

Migori Youth, in partnership with Lindsey Wilson College in Kentucky, is hosting a recruitment drive this Friday for talented footballers from Migori and its environs!

Eligibility: Players who recently completed high school (not more than two years) and those who are still in school

Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

For more information, contact Alfred Olumbe at +254 794 667914.

02/03/2024

This is the story of Nollywood Legend John Ikechukwu Okafor AKA Mr. Ibu ( 1961-2024)

Okafor is considered to be one of Nigeria's most talented and highly paid comic characters. His humorous acting is often characterized by stupidity, hilarious character, and a sharp disconnection from reality.

He hails from Nkanu West L.G.A., Enugu State. After elementary school, in 1974, Okafor moved to Sapele to stay with his brother, after his father's demise. In Sapele, he did menial jobs so he could sponsor himself to school and support his family.

He then worked as a hairstylist, ventured into photography and also worked in a company that produces crates. After secondary school, he was admitted into the College of Education, Yola, but pulled out due to financial difficulties.

He later enrolled in the Institute of Management and Technology (IMT), Enugu as soon as he was financially able to.

He has acted in more than 200 NollyWood movies including Mr.Ibu (2004), Mr. Ibu and His Son, Coffin Producers, Husband Suppliers, International Players, Mr.Ibu in London (2004), Police Recruit (2003), 9 Wives (2005), Ibu in Prison (2006) and many other.

On of his major hits that got him the name Mr ibu was “Mr. Ibu and His Son” that he played the role of a father to Osita Iheme aka paw paw which got everyone laughing till date.

Mr Ibu and paw paw are a combination made by God to help relief stress and create happiness. (Via X Nigerian Stories)

02/03/2024

BREAKING: Veteran Nigerian actor John Okafor popularly known as Mr Ibu has died aged 62. May his soul rest in peace.

22/02/2024

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