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14/10/2025

Nilienda kwa k**au akanipikia nyama soft tamu nikamuuliza ni nini akasema ni white meat cuzo ya fish.

After kula nikasema wacha nikachungulie fridge nione k**a nitamsaidia kupanga vitu vizuri.

Kufika napatana na shetani na wajukuu wake ndani ya jualaa wamenikodolea macho kodo kodo😳😳😳😳 bado sijamaliza ku🤮🤮🤮🤮

14/10/2025

Fruit Vendor Gasheeri Goes Viral After Gifting Herself The Latest Iphone 17 Pro Max Worth Ksh 248K And Flying To Diani The Next Day Using A Jambojet Plane To Celebrate Her Birthday.

11/07/2025

President William Samoei Ruto's journey to State House was a masterclass in strategic political organization, resilience, and national appeal. With just 615 days to the 2022 General Election, he had already galvanized the support of 140 Members of Parliament by 2020—an unprecedented show of strength that reflected his deep-rooted networks and vision that resonated with millions of Kenyans.

In stark contrast, former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua now faces a much longer runway—764 days to the next election—but has so far only secured the backing of 8 MPs in 2025. This glaring disparity speaks volumes about his limited influence and lack of national momentum.

While Ruto united a country behind his bottom-up economic model, Gachagua seems to be struggling even to consolidate support within his own political backyard. The difference in leadership quality, strategy, and political magnetism is becoming increasingly apparent.

11/07/2025

Mourners overwhelmed with grief at Boniface Kariuki’s the mask vendor funeral.

📸: Pande News

30/04/2025

🙆‍♀️Kasipul Member of Parliament, Charles Ong’ondo Were, was shot dead by unidentified assailants riding a motorcycle along Ngong Road in Nairobi, according to authorities.

Police have launched investigations into the incident, which occurred under unclear circumstances. The motive behind the attack remains unknown.

Photo: Sialsa Ojwang' (X)

29/04/2025

Raymond Nduga Hospitalised After His New Girlfriend Chewed His D*ck And Damaged It Completely

29/04/2025

President William Ruto Has Granted Clemency To 56 Individuals Who Were Serving Long-term Sentences In Various Prisons Across The Country

28/04/2025

Let me take this humble opportunity to mourn the sudden pass on of my Dad Paul Ogolla after a short illness in his place of work on 27/04/2025 at around 9.00am in the morning

24/04/2025

GREAT STUFF

Gor Mahia FC, deputy Patron this morning led the management of the club in assessing the suitability of a 48-acre piece of land in Lukenya, next to Daystar University, Machakos county.

This is for purposes of the construction of the Gor Mahia stadium, club house and other relevant amenities.

The proposed infrastructure will entail the main stadium with a seating capacity of 60,000 fans, 3 training pitches (for senior, youth and Queens teams), Accomodation apartments for players, a 4-Star Hotel, indoor gym and convertible gymnasium, club offices, media centre, swimming pool, recovery facilities including a sauna, administration block, merchandise store, retail outlets, washrooms and ample parking, among other amenities.

Present was Gor Mahia Chairman Ambrose Rachier, Vice Chairperson Sally Bollo, Secretary General Nicanor Arum and treasurer Gerphas Okuku.

A grand future for Gor Mahia is on the horizon.

24/04/2025

The actual artistic work of the Ngong road project yet to be completed July 2027