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  Seven: The Ghost of Bananas PastIf you’ve ever been chased by four men, three dogs, and a thunderstorm in the middle o...
15/09/2025

Seven: The Ghost of Bananas Past

If you’ve ever been chased by four men, three dogs, and a thunderstorm in the middle of a Kisii tea plantation, you’ll understand why Bisonga’s trauma didn’t just evaporate like morning dew. His life in Nairobi turned into a comedy of survival, only this time the battlefield wasn’t Nyansiongo—it was everyday life.

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Banana Supermarket Saga

The first test came at Naivas supermarket. Bisonga walked in confidently, pushing his trolley like a man healed. Life was normal. People were shopping peacefully. He strolled through the aisles, whistling to himself… until he turned into the fruits section.

There they were. Bananas. Yellow, ripe, innocent bananas.

Bisonga froze. His pupils dilated. His heartbeat raced like a drumline. The trolley slipped from his hands.

A young cashier noticed him shaking. “Sir, are you okay?”

He whispered, “They’re here… They followed me.”

Then, in full-blown panic, he sprinted out of the supermarket, leaving behind his wallet, trolley, and dignity. Nairobians, never missing a chance for drama, whipped out their phones to record. By evening, TikTok was flooded with the caption: 'Grown man running away from ndizi, Nairobi edition.’

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Rain Paranoia

A week later, clouds gathered over the city. Normal Nairobians zipped their jackets and cursed the traffic. But to Bisonga, every drop of rain was a warning from Nyansiongo.

The moment it started drizzling, he ducked under a kiosk, screaming, “Where are the dogs?!”

The mama mboga selling sukuma almost fainted. “Wewe kijana, ni mvua tu!”

Bisonga didn’t listen. He sprinted home, slipping twice, shouting, “Not again! Not again!”

His neighbors started calling him “Weather Man,” because he always disappeared at the first hint of clouds.

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Gym Catastrophe

Determined to “man up” and heal, he joined a gym. On his first day, his trainer handed him a heavy rope for skipping.

But the moment Bisonga saw the rope swinging, memories of the uncles with sticks and pangas came flooding back. He ducked, rolled on the ground, and shouted, “Don’t finish me!”

The trainer stared at him like he had just confessed to being a cartel leader. Needless to say, his membership expired without renewal.

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Lessons Learned

One quiet Sunday, Bisonga sat on his balcony with a cup of strong tea (no bananas on the side). He reflected on his life. The bruises had healed, but the lessons were scarred into his soul.

1. Not every online profile deserves your fuel money.
2. If love requires running through banana plantations at night, it’s not love—it’s warfare.
3. Sometimes single life is safer than a relationship that can put you in ICU.

He deleted his dating apps for the last time. “I’m done,” he declared. “Let love find me naturally. Maybe at a funeral, or while buying omena, but not through the internet again.”

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Farewell

As the sun set over Nairobi, Bisonga raised his mug of tea.

“To Stellah, wherever she is. May she never lure another man into banana trauma. And to myself—may my next love story involve roses, not rabid dogs.”

And just like that, Bisonga logged out of online dating forever, leaving behind a saga that would one day be told around Nairobi dinner tables, always starting with the line:

“Have I ever told you about the night I escaped death in Kisii?”

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  Six: Love Logged OutThe morning after Stellah’s text, Bisonga sat at his dining table with a mug of strong black tea. ...
15/09/2025

Six: Love Logged Out

The morning after Stellah’s text, Bisonga sat at his dining table with a mug of strong black tea. He stared at his phone like it was a loaded gun. The WhatsApp notification glowed, tempting him to reply.

His bruises still ached, his ribs protested every cough, and his backside refused to forgive him. Even sitting on his favorite sofa felt like punishment from the gods.

“Eh,” he muttered, shaking his head, “these love stories are not written for people like me.”

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The Boys’ Intervention

Captain showed up first, carrying mandazis. Dominic followed with juice, and Mark—always dramatic—came with a Bible.

“Open to Psalms,” Mark declared, slamming the Bible on the table. “We are here to pray against the spirit of Kisii women and their banana plantations.”

Bisonga rolled his eyes. “Stop exaggerating.”

Captain leaned back, smirking. “No bro, this is intervention. You need deliverance. The way you’re staring at that phone like Stellah is calling you to heaven, we can’t risk it.”

Dominic pointed at him. “Trauma has entered your soul. You flinch every time someone peels a banana. Even last night at Java, you screamed when the waiter brought a fruit salad!”

The boys burst into laughter.

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The Final Decision
Bisonga sighed, rubbed his temples, and finally typed his reply to Stellah.

“Stellah, I respect you, but I can’t go through that again. What happened in Nyansiongo left me broken. I’m stepping away from online dating and focusing on healing. I wish you the best.”

He hit *send* before his heart could stop him.

Captain clapped. “Hallelujah!”
Mark lifted the Bible like a trophy. “Delivered!”
Dominic opened the juice. “Cheers to freedom.”

But deep inside, Bisonga wasn’t celebrating. He felt a strange emptiness, as though deleting Stellah meant deleting the last flame of his hope.

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The Silent War Inside

Days turned into weeks. He avoided dating apps like plague. Every evening, instead of scrolling, he binge-watched Mexican soaps and Nollywood dramas, whispering to himself, “At least these characters survive their love triangles without dogs chasing them.”

But trauma doesn’t just vanish. Sometimes in the middle of the night, he’d wake up sweating, hearing phantom barks, smelling phantom bananas, and seeing shadows of old grandpas with pangas in his dreams.

When his neighbors saw him jogging one morning, they thought he was embracing fitness. Truth was, he was practicing his escape routes.

“Just in case,” he muttered, tightening his shoelaces.

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Goodbye, Love… For Now

One Friday night, he deleted all his dating apps—Tinder, Badoo, Bumble, AfroIntroductions—everything. His phone felt lighter, like it had shed demons.

He whispered, “No more online dating. If love wants me, it will find me in Nairobi. Maybe at the supermarket. Or in traffic. Or at church.”

He raised his mug of tea like a toast. “To healing. To peace. And to staying far away from Nyansiongo.”

But even as he sipped, deep down, Bisonga wondered… Can a man truly heal from the kind of love that chased him through rain, mud, and banana leaves?

The answer was unclear, but one thing was certain: Bisonga had walked away.

For now.

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Chapter Five: Tales from the Banana BattlefieldBack in Nairobi, Bisonga arrived like a wounded soldier returning from wa...
15/09/2025

Chapter Five: Tales from the Banana Battlefield

Back in Nairobi, Bisonga arrived like a wounded soldier returning from war. The matatu dropped him at Afya Centre, and the first thing he noticed was civilization—smooth tarmac, honking matatus, hawkers shouting “maji mbao!” and not a single banana tree in sight.

He kissed the ground. “Nairobi, my promised land!”

People passing by shook their heads. One muttered, “Hii Nairobi iko na watu wazimu.”

Bisonga limped to his estate in Buruburu. His neighbors, curious as always, peeked through their balconies when they saw him dragging his muddy suitcase like a returning refugee.

“Eeh, Bisonga, umekuwa wapi? Ulipigana na simba?” one asked.

“Not simba… worse,” he mumbled.

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The Boys’ Gathering

That evening, his friends—Captain, Mark, and Dominic—gathered in his sitting room for the usual weekend hangout. Bisonga sat on a pillow instead of a chair because his backside was still on strike from the Nyansiongo beatings.

“Bro, what happened?” Captain asked, eyeing his torn trousers hanging on the clothesline. “Those jeans look like they survived World War II.”

Bisonga adjusted his specs. “Gentlemen… I bring you a story. A saga. A horror-comedy written by God himself. The title is: *How I Almost Died in Kisii.*”

Mark leaned forward, excited. “Wueh, story time!”

Bisonga cleared his throat dramatically. “So… I met this lady online. Beautiful, single mother, orphan, name Stellah.”

“A Kisii lady?” Dominic interrupted, eyebrows raised.

“Yes,” Bisonga replied, rolling his eyes. “And let me tell you, my brothers, the moment she said ‘come visit me in Nyansiongo,’ my destiny was sealed.”

For the next thirty minutes, he narrated everything—the rain, the grandmother’s side-eye, the secret phone call, Grandpa and his four boys ambushing him, the dog chase, the banana-leaf helmet, and sleeping in the uncle’s smoky hut.

His friends laughed so hard, tears rolled down their cheeks. Captain nearly fell off the sofa, Mark slapped the table until his palm turned red, and Dominic wheezed like a punctured tyre.

“So wait,” Mark said between laughs, “you’re telling us you ran through banana plantations, with dogs behind you, trousers torn, underwear exposed—AT NIGHT?”

“Yes!” Bisonga snapped, but he couldn’t hold back a laugh himself. “And my specs were hanging like they wanted to resign!”

The boys collapsed in laughter again. Even Bisonga chuckled at his own misery.

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The Text That Shook Him

Just as the laughter calmed, Bisonga’s phone buzzed. It was a WhatsApp message—from Stellah.

“Hey Bisonga 😢… I’m so sorry for what happened. Grandma misunderstood. Can you please come again, I promise this time it will be different ❤️.”

Silence filled the room. All three friends leaned over his shoulder to read.

Captain whistled. “Eish. She wants you back?”

Dominic slapped his knee. “Bro, if you go back, just write your will first. Because clearly, Nyansiongo isn’t welcoming you with tea—it’s with kicks and pangas.”

Mark shook his head. “Delete that app. In fact, let me delete it for you.”

But Bisonga just stared at the phone, torn between trauma and temptation. Stellah’s face was still in his mind, her laughter, her dimples, the way she’d defended him… before abandoning him to his fate.

He sighed. “What if… just what if… she’s serious this time?”

The boys roared again, this time with laughter mixed with disbelief.

“Bro, even if Jesus himself texted you ‘fear not,’ I’d still fear Nyansiongo!” Captain said.

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The Dilemma

That night, as his friends left, Bisonga lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling. His body was bruised, his pride dented, but his heart… still stupidly hopeful.

Was he willing to risk another banana chase for Stellah?

Or was it time to say goodbye to online dating forever?

His phone buzzed again. Another text from Stellah:
“Next time, I’ll protect you. I promise 💕.”

Bisonga groaned. “Next time? God, give me wisdom—or a new brain.”

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Chapter Four: Escape from NyansiongoThe rooster crowed at 4:00 a.m., not once, not twice, but repeatedly—like it had tak...
14/09/2025

Chapter Four: Escape from Nyansiongo

The rooster crowed at 4:00 a.m., not once, not twice, but repeatedly—like it had taken a loan and Bisonga was the guarantor. He turned on the cold floor of his uncle’s smoky hut, his bruises aching like unpaid bills. His specs, now bent at a 45-degree angle, lay beside him, cracked but still clinging to life like a loyal sidekick.

Bisonga groaned. “God, if morning means more beatings, just extend night till Jesus comes back.”

But fate wasn’t listening.

Outside, the compound was already alive. One of the boys was sharpening a panga—loudly—while humming gospel songs. Another was carrying firewood, occasionally peeking at the hut as though checking whether Bisonga was planning a jailbreak. Dogs barked, cows mooed, and rain clouds threatened another downpour.

Then Stellah appeared, knocking gently on the door. “Bisonga… are you awake?”

“Do I look dead?” he snapped, then softened his voice. “Sorry. Yes. I’m awake. Or at least what’s left of me.”

She slipped inside, looking both guilty and amused. “I didn’t know grandma would call the entire village,” she whispered.

“Didn’t know?” Bisonga sat up, glaring. “Last night I was running like a thief in banana plantations, dogs chasing me, trousers torn until my underwear waved to the moon—and you say you didn’t know?!”

Stellah giggled, covering her mouth. “At least you outran them for a while. You run fast, Nairobi man.”

“Fast? I wasn’t running. That was my soul leaving my body!”

Before Stellah could reply, the door creaked open. Grandpa stepped in, leaning on his walking stick like a judge about to pass a death sentence. His boys followed, standing behind him like security detail.

“Listen, young man,” Grandpa began, his voice low and stern. “This is not Nairobi. Here, a man does not just arrive at night, with rain, looking for our girl. We don’t know your people. We don’t know your cows. We don’t know your clan.”

Bisonga blinked. “Sir… I didn’t bring cows because… uh… Safaricom doesn’t allow you to M-Pesa cows.”

The boys laughed. Grandpa didn’t. He slammed his stick on the floor. “Silence! Today you go back where you came from. Stellah, take him to the road. We don’t want another incident.”

And just like that, the judgment was passed.

The Escape Mission

By 6 a.m., Bisonga was marching out of the homestead, escorted by Stellah and two boys—like a prisoner being handed over to a bus conductor. His clothes were still muddy, his specs now tied together with a banana fiber Stellah had given him, and his shoes squelched with every step.

As they walked past the tea plantations, rain started again—because in Kisii, rain isn’t weather, it’s a permanent mood.

At one point, a chicken darted across the path, startling Bisonga so badly he screamed, “Another dog!” and jumped into the tea bushes. The boys laughed until one nearly fell. Stellah rolled her eyes, whispering, “City men are too soft.”

Finally, they reached the bus stop: a wooden bench under a crooked mabati shade. The Nairobi-bound matatu was already there, conductor shouting, “Nairobi! Nairobi! Last passenger, twende sasa!”

Bisonga turned to Stellah, breathing heavily. “This is goodbye… I think my ribs will need therapy after this visit.”

Stellah pouted. “You’re not coming back?”

“Coming back?” Bisonga adjusted his cracked specs, his voice full of finality. “Madam, the only thing coming back is trauma every time I see a banana.”

The boys burst out laughing again. One slapped his back so hard his bruises screamed.

Bisonga climbed into the matatu like a war survivor boarding an evacuation truck. He found a seat by the window, leaned back, and sighed. As the engine roared to life, he whispered, “Nairobi, prepare hot shower and electricity—I’m coming home.”

From the window, he saw Stellah waving. Grandma stood in the distance, hands on hips, watching like she had just defended her family’s honor from an alien invasion. Grandpa raised his stick in a half-wave, half-warning gesture.

And just as the matatu sped off, rain poured harder, washing away the mud but not the memory.

Bisonga thought to himself, Next time, I’m sticking to online chatting. Meeting in real life is a death sentence.

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Chapter Three: Nyansiongo Nights and Grandma’s TrapBy the time Bisonga and Stellah reached the homestead, the rain had t...
14/09/2025

Chapter Three: Nyansiongo Nights and Grandma’s Trap

By the time Bisonga and Stellah reached the homestead, the rain had turned from “drizzle” to “God has opened all taps.” His specs were fogged, his shoes squelched like wet sponges, and his city cologne had long been washed away by Kisii rain—replaced with the natural scent of wet soil and cow dung perfume.
“Karibu kwa nyumbani,” Stellah announced proudly, waving her hand like she was unveiling Buckingham Palace. Except the ‘palace’ was a mabati-roofed house surrounded by bananas so tall they looked like skyscrapers.
Before Bisonga could even admire the scenery, the old gate squeaked open. Out stepped a wrinkled woman in a leso, holding a walking stick like it was both a support and a weapon.
“Stellah! Nakiya buya?” (Stellah! Who’s this?) the grandmother asked in a voice that combined curiosity and suspicion.
Bisonga straightened up, wiped his specs, and attempted his best smile. “Shikamoo, Mama.”
The grandmother narrowed her eyes like a police officer smelling contraband. She didn’t greet back. Instead, she muttered under her breath in Kisii, something that sounded suspiciously like “Omoshenu buya ase kererie mbwa.” (This stranger looks like dog meat).
“Come, let’s sit and wait for supper,” Stellah urged, dragging Bisonga toward the sitting room.
Inside, the smell of boiling obokima and fried eggs filled the air. Bisonga’s stomach celebrated like it had won a jackpot. He was about to sit when he noticed something—grandma hadn’t stopped staring. She wasn’t blinking. She was up to something.
And indeed, grandma was.
She sneaked into her bedroom, grabbed the Nokia Kabambe that had survived four generations, and dialed. “Hallo? Yes… come quickly. Stellah has brought a man… he looks suspicious. Bring everyone.”
Five minutes later, thunder cracked—not just from the sky, but from outside. Grandpa stormed in like an army general, flanked by four muscular boys who looked like they had been born lifting bags of maize instead of toys.
“This is the man?” Grandpa barked, pointing a crooked finger at Bisonga.
Before Bisonga could say “Excuse me, sir, I’m just here for ugali and love,” the boys surrounded him.
One poked his chest. “Wewe, Nairobi boy, unakuja huku kufanya nini?”
Another pulled his specs. “Ama ni illuminati unatafuta recruits?”
A third sniffed him. “Eh, anakaa mtu hajui kuchimba shamba.”
Bisonga’s heart raced. He raised his hands like a thief caught at Kamukunji. “No no no… I’m a peaceful man! I only came to—”
But before he finished, one boy shouted, “Wueh! He came to eat Stellah’s obokima and her heart! Grandpa, let’s deal with him before rain stops!”
The next ten minutes were a blur of chaos. Bisonga found himself being chased around the banana plantation, slipping on mud, dodging sticks, and screaming “Jesus wept!” in intervals. One of the dogs joined the chase, barking as if it had been promised nyama choma after the mission.
At some point, Bisonga’s trouser caught a thorn, tearing dramatically across his backside. He was now running half-naked, rain pouring, mud splashing, spectacles hanging by one arm, and a banana leaf stuck to his head like a helmet.
Finally, out of mercy—or exhaustion—the boys cornered him and dragged him into a small room at the uncle’s place. They dumped him there like a sack of potatoes, slammed the door, and shouted:
“Sleep here. Tomorrow you go back to Nairobi. Hii si Tinder, hii ni Nyansiongo!”
Lying on the cold floor, bruised and wet, Bisonga whispered to himself, “God… if I survive this, I’m deleting that dating app.”
And somewhere outside, the grandmother chuckled in victory, stirring the obokima as if she had just defended the entire Kisii clan from invasion.

Chapter Two: Journey to the Land of Rain and BananasBy 6:00 a.m., Bisonga was already at Afya Centre, standing like a gr...
14/09/2025

Chapter Two: Journey to the Land of Rain and Bananas

By 6:00 a.m., Bisonga was already at Afya Centre, standing like a groom waiting for a bride who might or might not show up. His shirt was too white, his trousers too tight, and his cologne too strong. Even the security guard at Afya Centre looked at him twice, as if to ask, “Wee bro, are you going for a wedding or a funeral?”

The matatu he boarded was christened “Young Millionaire.” If you know Kisii-bound matatus, you know they are decorated like moving discos. The seats had covers that read “Forever Messi” and the back window carried a bold sticker: “God’s Plan, No Refunds.”

The conductor was a short, angry man who looked like life had denied him breakfast permanently. He had one tooth sticking out like a knife and a voice so sharp it could cut through metal. “Wee panda haraka! Si hii gari ni ya kubeba watu, sio emotions!”

Inside, the chaos had already begun. There was a mama mboga with a sack of bananas that refused to stay still. Every time the matatu braked, one banana would roll down the aisle like it was competing in the Olympics. A young couple sat in the back, whispering sweet nothings, annoying everyone else with their loud giggles. A tired-looking student hugged his bag like it was his last born child. And right at the back, a man carried a live chicken that kept pecking anyone who dared lean too close.

Bisonga squeezed himself into the middle seat, sandwiched between the mama mboga and a sweaty man in a faded Manchester United jersey. The man looked like he hadn’t forgiven Arsenal for existing.

The journey began. As the matatu roared onto Thika Road, the driver turned up the music—Kisii gospel, mixed with reggae, mixed with DJ Kalonje’s latest mix. The speakers were so loud that Bisonga felt like his heart was dancing in his chest.

But nothing could dampen his spirit. He was a man on a mission. He kept imagining Stellah waiting at Nyansiongo stage, smiling shyly, maybe even holding a small umbrella. “Eh, hii ni love ya ukweli,” he whispered to himself.

Halfway through the journey, the rain began. Not the polite Nairobi drizzle that taps your window and leaves. No. This was Kisii rain—angry, loud, and determined to prove a point. The windows fogged, the wipers squeaked like dying rats, and every passenger sighed in unison.

The matatu driver, however, was not intimidated. He pressed harder on the accelerator, overtaking trailers like he was being chased by demons. Each time he overtook, passengers clutched their chests, whispering prayers in all languages. A mama in the corner even shouted, “Yesu ni mwema, lakini dereva unatupeleka mbinguni mapema!”

At Narok, the matatu stopped for a break. Passengers poured out, stretching their cramped legs. Bisonga tried to look sophisticated, pulling out his phone to check messages. Stellah had texted:

> Stellah: “Remember to buy airtime before you get to Kisii. Network there sometimes plays hide and seek.”

He smiled. “This one is caring, bana. Even advising me about network. Nairobi ladies just say, ‘Buy me pizza.’”

He quickly bought a mandazi and soda. The mandazi was so hard he almost broke a tooth. But love made him chew patiently.

Back in the matatu, the chaos resumed. The live chicken escaped and flapped around until the conductor grabbed it by the wings. The banana sack finally gave up, spilling bananas everywhere. The student still looked like he was carrying the weight of exams. And the couple at the back had moved from whispering to giggling loudly like TikTok stars.

Finally, the matatu climbed the famous Kisii hills. The road curved like a snake doing gymnastics, and every turn had passengers gasping. The driver, unbothered, whistled along to the music. Rain lashed the windows. The mist made it feel like they were driving straight into heaven.

At exactly 5:00 p.m., the matatu screeched to a halt at Nyansiongo stage. Bisonga stepped out, shoes polished but now splattered with mud. The air smelled fresh, wet, and full of bananas. The rain came down harder, drenching him instantly.

And there she was—Stellah.

She stood under a small umbrella, wearing a floral dress, gumboots, and a smile that could confuse even a pastor. Beside her, two banana trees swayed in approval.

“Welcome to Kisii, Bisonga,” she said, her voice carrying both warmth and mischief.

And just like that, love met reality, with rain as the witness.

But Bisonga had no idea that behind Stellah’s shy smile, destiny was sharpening its panga.

Chapter One: Love in the InboxIn Nairobi, where Wi-Fi is stronger than relationships and bundles disappear faster than y...
12/09/2025

Chapter One: Love in the Inbox

In Nairobi, where Wi-Fi is stronger than relationships and bundles disappear faster than your crush’s feelings after you confess, lived a man called **Bisonga**. Now, Bisonga wasn’t just an ordinary guy—no. He was the type of man who still believed that true love could be found online. The kind of fellow who would open Facebook at midnight with the faith of a prayer warrior, scrolling through people’s timelines as if searching for “the chosen one.”

One evening, as the rain tapped against his mabati roof in Kangemi, and Safaricom bundles threatened to expire like milk forgotten in the sun, his eyes landed on her: **Stellah**.

Her profile picture was a masterpiece. She stood in front of a banana plantation in a tight red dress that looked imported, though deep down Bisonga suspected it was borrowed from a cousin who worked in Nairobi’s Gikomba market. Her bio read: *“God’s favorite child 💕, single mom, strong woman 💪, orphan but blessed 🌸.”*

Bisonga’s heart skipped. “Eh! This is wifey material,” he whispered to himself. He imagined their wedding hashtag: ** **.

Without hesitation, he slid into her inbox like a boda boda rider on a muddy shortcut.

> **Bisonga:** “Hi beautiful, I couldn’t help but notice your smile. It’s brighter than the Kisii sun 🌞.”

Now, Kisii and sun rarely appear in the same sentence because, let’s be honest, Kisii is the land where God left the shower running. But Stellah didn’t mind. She replied instantly, typing faster than Safaricom deducts airtime.

> **Stellah:** “Aww, thank you. You look nice too.”

That one line was enough for Bisonga to cancel all his dating apps. Love had arrived. He started imagining their future: Stellah serving him ugali with managu, their children running around in gumboots, and him proudly saying, “Ndio huyo mama watoto wangu, direct from Kisii.”

The conversations flowed like tea at a Kisii funeral. They spoke about everything: politics, bananas, the price of sugar, and whether Andrew Kibe’s advice made sense. Stellah, though a single mother, carried herself with the energy of a woman who had been through life and come out swinging. She told him her story—her parents were gone, she was staying with her grandmother in the village, and raising her child with the strength of ten Kisii women.

Bisonga was moved. “This one is wife,” he repeated every time he re-read her messages.

Then came the moment that changed everything. Stellah typed:

> **Stellah:** “You should come visit me in Kisii. I want you to see where I live. Don’t worry, my grandma will welcome you.”

Now, if you know Kisii grandmothers, you know that welcome can mean two things: food, or a family meeting with pangas. But love makes men blind. Bisonga, with the faith of Abraham, replied:

> **Bisonga:** “Consider it done. Pick a day.”

They settled on a Saturday. He promised he’d arrive by 5 p.m. Stellah warned him, “Carry a sweater, Kisii is cold.” What she didn’t warn him was that Kisii cold wasn’t normal cold. It was the type that makes your teeth sound like you’re playing a drum set.

The night before the trip, Bisonga prepared like a warrior. He ironed his shirt until it could cut onions, polished his shoes like he was going for a job interview, and even borrowed cologne from his neighbor. In his mind, Stellah would be so impressed she’d forget all her village suitors instantly.

The next morning, at the crack of dawn, he boarded a Kisii-bound matatu from Afya Centre. Inside the vehicle was chaos. Chickens clucked, a baby cried, and a conductor shouted insults at passengers as if his salary depended on it. “Wee panda haraka! Hii gari haiendi honeymoon, tunaenda Kisii!”

Bisonga squeezed himself between a mama mboga carrying a sack of bananas and a student who smelled like an exam. But he didn’t mind. He kept smiling, imagining Stellah waiting for him at Nyansiongo stage, her eyes sparkling like Safaricom airtime when you finally get a bonus.

As the matatu sped along the highway, Bisonga’s mind wandered. He pictured the romantic evening: Stellah introducing him to her grandma, supper served with steaming ugali, the family nodding in approval, and maybe—just maybe—him sleeping under the same roof with Stellah. He even practiced in his head how he’d greet the grandmother: “Naki buya buya, naki buya naki!” though he didn’t even know what it meant.

Little did he know, the Kisii saga had only just begun
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Chapter Eight: The Last StandWycliff had stopped sleeping. Every creak outside his bedsitter door sounded like boots. Ev...
11/09/2025

Chapter Eight: The Last Stand

Wycliff had stopped sleeping. Every creak outside his bedsitter door sounded like boots. Every shadow looked like The Man. Captain was bedridden with cracked ribs, Mark walked with a limp, and Dominic—though unbroken—was now colder, darker, sharpening that knife with a dead man’s stare.

But the final blow didn’t come for them. It came for Pauline.

One Sunday morning, Wycliff’s phone buzzed. A text. No name, just words:

*“Come to the quarry in Kahawa Sukari if you want to see her again. Bring no one. Wear the jumper.”*

His blood turned to ice. Pauline.

He didn’t tell Captain. He didn’t tell Mark. He didn’t even tell Dominic. Some battles, he thought, a man fights alone.

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The quarry was silent, its jagged stones casting long shadows under the fading sun. Wycliff stood in the jumper—creased, faded, but still the cursed symbol of this entire war.

Then he saw her. Pauline. Tied to a post, her face bruised but alive. Her eyes widened the moment she spotted him.

“Jeff! No! It’s a trap!”

Too late.

The Man stepped out from behind the rocks, his military cap pulled low, his boots crunching on gravel. No backup this time. Just him. And his prey.

“You finally came,” The Man said, his voice calm as always. “Good. I wanted this to be personal.”

Wycliff’s fists shook, but he forced himself to stand tall. “This ends tonight.”

The Man chuckled. “Yes. With your blood in the dirt.”

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The fight was brutal, primal. Wycliff swung first, fueled by rage, landing a punch that split The Man’s lip. But the soldier was a storm. He countered with a knee to Wycliff’s gut, a backhand that sent him sprawling.

Pauline screamed, straining against the ropes. “Jeff, get up! Please!”

Every hit felt like it cracked Wycliff’s bones, but something inside him refused to stay down. He dragged himself up, spit blood onto the stones, and lunged again.

This time he fought dirty. A headbutt. A kick to the knee. He clawed at The Man’s face like a mad animal. For a moment, The Man stumbled, surprised.

But then the soldier roared, slamming Wycliff to the ground, his hands tightening around his throat.

“This is how boys die,” The Man hissed. “Thinking love makes them men.”

Wycliff’s vision blurred. His lungs burned. Pauline’s screams faded to echoes. Death was seconds away.

Then—steel flashed.

Dominic. Out of nowhere. Knife in hand. His blade slashed across The Man’s shoulder, deep enough to spray blood. The soldier bellowed in pain, loosening his grip.

“Run!” Dominic shouted. “Jeff, take her and run!”

Wycliff coughed, gasping for air, as Dominic squared off with The Man. Knife versus soldier.

The quarry erupted in chaos—grunts, screams, the metallic ring of steel meeting bone. Wycliff staggered to Pauline, cutting her free with trembling hands.

“Go!” she begged. “Don’t look back!”

But he looked back. And what he saw would haunt him forever.

Dominic and The Man locked in a death struggle, rolling in the dust, the knife flashing again and again. Then a scream—deep, guttural, final.

Silence.

When the dust settled, only one man stood. Bloodied, staggering, his face unreadable.

The Man.

Wycliff froze. His body wanted to run, but his pride chained him to the spot.

The soldier raised the knife, pointing it at him. “Next time, boy… there won’t be anyone left to save you.”

Then he walked away, leaving the quarry soaked in blood and fear.

Wycliff held Pauline, trembling, tears mixing with dust on his cheeks. He had survived—but at the cost of Dominic.

And deep inside, he knew the war wasn’t over. It had only just begun.

The End 😀😀😢😭

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