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🚨 BREAKING: GACHAGUA'S SH8.2 TRILLION NIOBIUM CLAIM STILL HANGING: RUTO'S ANSWER? "MJINGA!" Gachagua alleged Ruto's New ...
02/10/2026

🚨 BREAKING: GACHAGUA'S SH8.2 TRILLION NIOBIUM CLAIM STILL HANGING: RUTO'S ANSWER? "MJINGA!"

Gachagua alleged Ruto's New York trip was cover for a secret Ksh8.2 TRILLION niobium deal at Mrima Hills, Kwale.

Joho says no licences have been issued.

Yesterday, a journalist asked Ruto about it and he reportedly replied: "Usiniletee maneno ya mtu mjinga!" 😀

The trip is over, the claims remain, and Kwale is still sitting on the rocks. πŸͺ¨

πŸ”₯ BREAKING..RUTO TO SIFUNA: "WANT THE DANGOTE DEAL? ASK BUNGE, MR EMPTY!"President Ruto has told Senator Sifuna that the...
02/10/2026

πŸ”₯ BREAKING..RUTO TO SIFUNA: "WANT THE DANGOTE DEAL? ASK BUNGE, MR EMPTY!"

President Ruto has told Senator Sifuna that the Dangote refinery agreement is available, but only through Parliament.

Mr "Empty wa shiny things" asked where the deal is. The President answered, "Unajua vile utuipata!"

Ruto also claims Uhuru is the "sponsor" who sent him.
He says Sifuna runs an "extortion ring" that squeezes governors at CPAC.
He blames the old Dangote cement flop on cartels.
Mombasa's governor has offered to join any court case and "weka extortionists kando"

🚨 BREAKING: ERIC OMONDI JOINS BABU OWINO'S THE MWANANCHI PARTYEric Omondi has officially joined Babu Owino's The Mwananc...
01/10/2026

🚨 BREAKING: ERIC OMONDI JOINS BABU OWINO'S THE MWANANCHI PARTY

Eric Omondi has officially joined Babu Owino's The Mwananchi Party!

Days ago he was warning politicians that "a house divided never stands." Today he's picked a room in one of those houses.

Babu says the party is now "bigger, stronger and more vibrant." Translation: 660,008 members and a stand-up comedian. Kenyan politics has finally run out of jokes, so it has recruited one! πŸ€‘πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ

🚨 BREAKING: Sifuna Wins Big as Tribunal Clears Way for Linda Mwananchi Party!The Political Parties Disputes Tribunal has...
01/10/2026

🚨 BREAKING: Sifuna Wins Big as Tribunal Clears Way for Linda Mwananchi Party!

The Political Parties Disputes Tribunal has quashed the decision blocking Linda Mwananchi's name. The rival "LINDA" party was never registered, and its reservation from Nov 2024 lapsed after 90 days. Kumbe the name was just sitting there, free!

The Tribunal also found the Registrar allowed other parties with near-identical names, but locked out Sifuna. Double standards, anyone?

But hold your vuvuzelas: the order sends the application BACK to the same Registrar. No party registered yet! And the 15 Oct membership-list deadline is ticking ⏳

For Sifuna, it's a big win and a 2027 lifeline. Now the real test is signatures, not just a name. Mwananchi anataka kuona kazi! πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ

🚨 BREAKING | Zimbabwe tycoon Wicknell Chivayo dies in helicopter crash πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌZimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo, popula...
01/10/2026

🚨 BREAKING | Zimbabwe tycoon Wicknell Chivayo dies in helicopter crash πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό

Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo, popularly known as "Sir Wicknell", has died at 45. He and his wife, Lucy Muteke, were among six people killed when a private helicopter crashed in Marondera, east of Harare, on Wednesday evening. Police said there were no survivors, and the family has confirmed the deaths.

πŸ’° The wealth
Chivayo rose from a modest upbringing in Chivhu, where he lost his father as a boy, to become one of Zimbabwe's most visible tycoons, built largely on government tenders and energy and construction projects. He was just as famous for his generosity: lavish gifts of cars and cash to musicians, journalists, sports bodies and security forces made him a constant presence on social media.

βš–οΈ The controversies
His career was never far from scandal. He was arrested in 2011 on fraud and money laundering charges, and again in 2018 over alleged bribery. His biggest storm was the Gwanda Solar project and the advance payment tied to it, which led to several rounds of prosecution. He was acquitted in 2024, and in December 2025 the anti-corruption commission said it found no evidence directly implicating him in a separate transaction. To admirers he was a self-made success; to critics he was a symbol of political connections and state contracts.

🀝 The friends in high places
Chivayo openly backed Zimbabwe's ruling ZANU-PF and moved easily in power circles. In recent years he also built a close friendship with Kenya's President William Ruto, becoming a regular guest at State House and national events. Ruto has mourned him as a "dear friend whose warmth touched many people."

Whatever people thought of him, few Zimbabweans were neutral about Wicknell Chivayo. Our condolences to the families of all those who perished. πŸ•―οΈ

🚨 BREAKING… Siaya Governor James Orengo is unveiling his own party, LDP, for the 2027 presidential bid. Days after Linda...
30/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING… Siaya Governor James Orengo is unveiling his own party, LDP, for the 2027 presidential bid.

Days after Linda Mwananchi endorsed Sifuna, Orengo's camp is already sending out a blue-and-white logo with a fly whisk on the hat and the slogan "Mbele Kuzuri." πŸ˜‚

Kenya's opposition now has more parties than it has voters. Wananchi are asking: mbele kuzuri, but kwenda wapi?

🚨 BREAKING:KALONZO SWEARS "NO DEAL WITH RUTO"  GACHAGUA EXHALES, RUTO WONDERS: "WHAT CAN I OFFER HIM?"Kalonzo has sworn ...
30/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING:KALONZO SWEARS "NO DEAL WITH RUTO" GACHAGUA EXHALES, RUTO WONDERS: "WHAT CAN I OFFER HIM?"

Kalonzo has sworn "NO DEAL, NO UNDERSTANDING, IRREVERSIBLE!" πŸ™‹πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ Wiper says the only place he'll meet Ruto is the ballot on 10 August 2027.

Gachagua is breathing easy again, while State House is reportedly still asking: "What can I offer him?"

Seven principals, ONE ticket, and one mole nobody can name πŸ€

🚨 BREAKING: DUALE PROMISES TO "BRING IN SOMALIS FROM SOMALIA" FOR RUTO 2027, NYORO CRIES FOUL, AND IEBC NOW NEEDS A PASS...
29/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING: DUALE PROMISES TO "BRING IN SOMALIS FROM SOMALIA" FOR RUTO 2027, NYORO CRIES FOUL, AND IEBC NOW NEEDS A PASSPORT SCANNER!

Health CS Aden Duale has announced he will "bring in Somalis from Somalia" to mobilise support for Ruto's 2027 re-election.

Ndindi Nyoro and the opposition have jumped in, saying foreigners are being lined up as voters and warning that "Kenyans only" is not a suggestion.

Meanwhile, mwananchi is still on Day 900 of waiting for an ID. 😩

Yet someone is allegedly getting a VIP fast lane to the ballot box?

Duale says it's about mobilising support. The opposition says it smells like rigging. Nobody has explained the difference yet. πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

🚨 BREAKING: Bishop Margaret Wanjiru has hosted Roots Party's Wajackoyah at her church, and the congregation got a sermon...
29/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING: Bishop Margaret Wanjiru has hosted Roots Party's Wajackoyah at her church, and the congregation got a sermon and a manifesto in one visit! β›ͺ🌿

Wajackoyah's big campaign is legalising bhang. The Bishop's business is saving souls. Now the two are under one roof!

Some are calling it "divine timing." Others say it's just politics as usual.

Either way, this is the first time the offering plate and the manifesto have been passed around together.

🚨 BREAKING... Gachagua's DCP has said it is not ready to join Kalonzo's Ukombozi coalition, unveiled just days ago on Se...
28/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING... Gachagua's DCP has said it is not ready to join Kalonzo's Ukombozi coalition, unveiled just days ago on September 21.

DCP Council of Eminent Persons Chairman Maina Kamanda says the party believes it can mobilise over 8 million votes, so joining any coalition needs "careful consideration" of what the others bring to the table.

Translation: the invitation has been received, but the interview panel is still being formed.

He also named the only four opposition figures DCP rates as impactful: Gachagua, Sifuna, Wamalwa and Kalonzo. Ukombozi's other members were not on the list.

DCP's deputy leader Cleophas Malala adds the plan: first team up with Sifuna's Linda Mwananchi, then negotiate with Ukombozi as one bloc.

Kalonzo is the convener. DCP wants to be the interviewer. And 2027 is fast approaching! πŸ”₯

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