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A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

26/08/2025

I was buying Mayai mboiro at the junction while waiting for my changes, I saw a woman walking with a child and the child walking faster than the woman and the woman shouted ...Degree!!! wait for me!. In fact I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiosity I walked closer to the woman and asked (MAMA why do you call this little child Degree the woman laughed and said to me "my dear I sent her Mother to University and this is what she brought home 🤣🤣🤣

25/08/2025

I got over 100 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

"A loyal friend is closer than family and a disloyal brother is more distant than a stranger.👫" Reply with 21 to set thi...
25/08/2025

"A loyal friend is closer than family and a disloyal brother is more distant than a stranger.👫" Reply with 21 to set this message as your call sign.

The world’s kindest judge now rests in peace, but his legacy of compassion lives forever. 🌹
21/08/2025

The world’s kindest judge now rests in peace, but his legacy of compassion lives forever. 🌹

19/08/2025

Bitter humans will throw you lemons… then get mad when you make sweet lemonade out of them 🤣.

Murang’a’s think tanks have truly set the bar, which is probably why other governors see Irungu Kang’ata as if he landed...
16/08/2025

Murang’a’s think tanks have truly set the bar, which is probably why other governors see Irungu Kang’ata as if he landed in Homa Bay aboard a UFO.

Picture this — one governor proudly showcasing traditional dancers, another presenting four dried fish from Uganda, and yet another displaying just two bananas. Meanwhile, Kiambu’s governor showcased his nursery classes, and some of his colleagues thought it was a section of Alliance Boys and Girls High School.

It’s clear that common sense isn’t so common among some governors. Imagine if the president could hire, even on a part-time basis, the IT brains behind Kang’ata’s success and pay them the KSh 104 billion currently allocated to the sh**ha programme — even Donald Trump might fly in for a benchmarking tour on Kenya’s medical insurance.

Frankly, apart from Murang’a and Kiambu, the rest of the governors feel like a complete throwaway.

Equity Bank teller Gilbert Kiptoo Lelon, from the Kahawa branch, has been charged with stealing over KSh 1.2 million.Pro...
16/08/2025

Equity Bank teller Gilbert Kiptoo Lelon, from the Kahawa branch, has been charged with stealing over KSh 1.2 million.

Prosecutors allege that on August 11, 2024, he withdrew KSh 800,000 from a customer’s account, and the following day took KSh 454,000 from the bank.

He denied the charges and will remain in custody until August 19, 2025, as the court awaits a pre-bail report.

16/08/2025

Drama Unfolds in Kericho! Governor Erick Mutai Faces Heated Impeachment Showdown

Finally, I agree with President William Ruto — Parliament is full of extortion. And let’s be honest, he speaks from expe...
13/08/2025

Finally, I agree with President William Ruto — Parliament is full of extortion. And let’s be honest, he speaks from experience. He knows exactly how much he paid to get rid of Riggy G. This isn’t just calling out others; it’s a confession… with the receipt included.

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