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28/11/2025

Jana ni k**a watu wa Mbeere North wametuonyesha dust!😂

Asking a Kenyan “uko wapi?” is useless.They will NEVER tell you the truth.Msee atakushow“I’m five minutes away,”Yet they...
27/11/2025

Asking a Kenyan “uko wapi?” is useless.
They will NEVER tell you the truth.

Msee atakushow
“I’m five minutes away,”
Yet they’re still choosing an outfit.

Another one will say, “Niko stage,” But stage ni rumors. They’re still in the shower, arguing with their spirit.

My personal favorite?
“Niko karibu.” Which means absolutely nothing. You could be in the same estate or in a different county. It’s all “karibu”.

If you want honesty, ask for M-Pesa number. Location? Forget it. Kenyans are citizens of everywhere and nowhere.

Sasa siniwapatie Mpesa number mtume za cabbage?😭

People Who Buy iPhones and Suddenly Become Philosophers. Have you ever noticed someone’s English improves immediately af...
26/11/2025

People Who Buy iPhones and Suddenly Become Philosophers. Have you ever noticed someone’s English improves immediately after they buy an iPhone? They start saying things like, “I’m at a point in my life where peace matters more.”

Peace WHERE? You bought a phone, not a therapist.

Kuna huyu msee ameupdate bio to “Becoming the best version of myself.” Just because of 128GB storage. Another one posted, “New beginnings,” while unboxing like it’s a spiritual ritual.

Just know I got myself a new therapist, S24 Ultra 512GB, not an iphone🙄. Which I paid for using my own money. I'm about to become that philosopher! I'm becoming the best version of myself too!

Hamtanipanga pia!

But naweza kupanga pia, check comment.🤭😉

Nothing is more useless than giving free advice to people who asked for it. Especially Kenyans. We don’t want solutions,...
25/11/2025

Nothing is more useless than giving free advice to people who asked for it. Especially Kenyans. We don’t want solutions, we want spectators.

My friend called me the other day.
“Bro, should I buy that Toyota or wait?”

I gave him a whole TED talk on patience, finances, depreciation, and smart planning.

Guess what?
He bought the car while I was still explaining point number two.

Two days later he calls again:
“Bro, the mechanic says the engine is singing like a choir.”

Now suddenly I’m the one to blame.

Another one asked me about relationships. I explained compatibility and communication.
She replied: “Sawa.”
Then went back to the same man who stresses her kidneys daily.

The other day someone else told me,
“Bro, your advice is too sensible. Nadai kitu emotional.”

Excuse me??

Stop advising grown people. Let them learn through WiFi, potholes, and heartbreak like the rest of us.

25/11/2025

What's your mindset like?

Ile pesa natafuta kuna mtu anaitaka urgently!😭
19/11/2025

Ile pesa natafuta kuna mtu anaitaka urgently!😭

08/11/2025

Listen Less, Move more!

07/11/2025

What season are you in?

26/10/2025

Nyama tu! 🙄

23/10/2025

What does your voice tell you?

22/10/2025

Are you really afraid of failure? Are you?

Fear is loud. Progress is quiet.

Choose one.

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