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Niite kaka Mshairi na mpenzi wa kiswahili

13/06/2026

Cha halali kitamu,cha haramu kitamu pia ila kumbuka, heri kidogo chako cha haki kuliko kingi cha magumashi.

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01/06/2026

HELB Subsequent Applications Is Open!

03/05/2026

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Ulisoma setbook gani shuleni, ukiwa highschool?
12/04/2026

Ulisoma setbook gani shuleni, ukiwa highschool?

07/04/2026

Leo sitaki kuposti kitu hapa.

Write one piece of advice for me.
06/04/2026

Write one piece of advice for me.

05/04/2026

You've Saved enough.
Now go to the beach🏖️😂

04/04/2026

Mbavu destroyer ama Majembe?

Hapa panaitwa Nyali Beach Mombasani.Maji ya chumviii!
03/04/2026

Hapa panaitwa Nyali Beach Mombasani.
Maji ya chumviii!

03/04/2026

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "I don't know."🤨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"🤷‍♂️

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"🤔

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🤷

Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two
weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.

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