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24/09/2025

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09/08/2025

STORY TIME:

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given a cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted.😎

09/08/2025

In a relationship there are always 3 phases or stages.
• The first is where everything is happiness, everything is nice words, there are no problems and everything is going well.
• The second is when you start to know the imperfections of the person, meaningless fights start, (this stage is the most difficult since they are not always willing to fix things and that is why they quit).
• And finally, the third is the most beautiful; when you really fall in love, and you see their perfect imperfections, when they know how to fix problems without the need for yelling or hurtful words, when you really learn to love..
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06/08/2025

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED ", but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are
FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are
COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your
wife likes shopping so much you are
FINISHED COMPLETELY🙆🙆😂🤣🤣
Make use of every coin you get

06/08/2025

My greatest advice to young ladies,

There's no benefit in changing men like slippers because remember as years go by your value decreases while the man's value increases. That's why you'll see a 60 year old man marrying a 25 years young lady while a 60 years old lady finding marriage is a big miracle.

As you cheat on these men, never think they won't discover at some point. Once a man catches you cheating, just know your relationship will never be the same because men don't take cheating lightly.

Find that man you love and settle down before you waste your life young lady. Sleeping around has no awards but it has more regrets😎.

27/05/2025

Good afternoon friens🥳

04/05/2025

Do u know!
Tears contains a natural pain killer which reduces your pain & improve ur mood✌️

03/05/2025

Mbona simu hukua na Torch na
Torch hainaga simu😁🤣

01/05/2025

Happy labour day ✅

30/04/2025

Siku moja nitajifuata nyuma pole pole nione vile natembeanga 🤣🤣🤣

17/04/2025

13/04/2025

"Feed a dog for 3days and it will remember you for 3years, and feed a human being for 3years they will forget you in 3days".😔