NYAN CEN MUR MEDIA

14/09/2025

IN THE CLUB.

You went for your weekends in the evening of the Friday and continued till late hours of the Saturday night.While at the club's bar,you drank yourself to a stupor,danced to all the rhythms, scribbled on the ground with your boots as you see the shadows no one else sees!

Then all of a sudden,you glimpsed your old friend "Nyanjuai Atuor" frailing carelessly across the dancing floor shouting some lyrics at the top of her voice with a bottle of 'Lebelled Vodka' in her one hand as the DJ showed his Mixers' prowess.You raced towards her and lightly tapped at her shoulder.She shuddered,gazed intently at her fill with crossed eyes and turned to you.She suddenly racked at her brains to remember your names in a sluggish fashion driven by alcoholic maneuvers."Hello, Honourable Abiathnoon,is that you?Long time.Nice meeting you" and dashed somewhat off to the far end floor with her hands raised high like an orangutan monkey rushing to greet her caregiver!Completely drunk and exhausted.

The time passed silently.You checked at your Swiss watch.It was exactly 1:30 pm.You suddenly grabbed your jacket and a few bottles of South African's red wines and made for your V8 ride.As you opened to drive home,came your ex-friend Nyanjuai Atuor dragging her feet feeling dizzy,weary and looking like to throw off as she belched anyhow the contents of the two nights.She begged for the ride as she lives in your neighborhood.You let her in the front seat.Then you remembered to pick something at the bar's shop.You went for it and assured her that you will be back in a short while.

While you were away, came her best girlfriend completely drunk taking one heavy step at a time.She recognised her and invited her to the car.She opened the rare door of the car and stumbled in.They live at an equidistant area too.When you return,you never mind to look around.You sped off oblivious of any third party company.Your front seat friend dozed off and slept tight.You never mind as you drove her to her abode.The other culprit in the making was dead asleep as she too was exhausted beyond any reasonable doubt.You both reached safely at Nyanjuai's resident.You je**ed her awake.She opened her eyes and somewhat recognised her house.She mumbled some few words of a thank-you under her breath.She opened the front door of you car and sprawled helplessly to her house unaware of her friend at the rare of you V8.

You sped off to your house.Packed your car in the yard and thudded into your mansion.It would be Sunday this morning.You changed into your pajamas and slumbered into deep sleep.In the morning at 8:00 am, your wife picked your car keys and made for your car to drive her kids to the church.As she opened your car,she saw a voluminous woman, barefooted, red-eyed,braless and breathing foul draught of air across the interiors of your car!

The Afro cinema continues shortly...

never tell lies.

11/06/2025

BCYA-Juba is Akur Ayuen Kou's boomerang!

A long time ago there were two brothers who got married and grew old at their family ranch.One day as they were warming themselves by the evening fire at their heaths,one brother said to the other in toneless conversations,let us give our young wives to our elder sons for we are growing old and becoming weary day by day.The other brother took time thinking on what to say and said,no,he wouldn't give his wife to his elder son. His brother then kept quiet and changed the topics of discourse.

Then one day he called his elder son and confided the news in him.His son was very happy and became restless as if the wee hours of the dawn will not come.The wife of the old man in question was reciprocating in happiness and beaming with pride for about to settle with a fresh blood.Then that selfsame evening the old man went on to set his golden rules in a private meeting with his family.He told his son that I don't want your step-mother to stop my food ration,hot bath water, tucked bed with a mosquito net among many other goodies that I enjoy.The son nodded as his new found gem assured them of the fulfilment of the outlined rules and regulations.

The wife would feed both the old man and his son on fast and tastier foods.She went on for some times with her matrimonial duties and chores as expected.As the time doesn't wait for any one,the old man one evening became relatively strong and energized as his blood became iron hot rendering him to be as h***y as a donkey!He that evening climbed down from his bed and went out to ferret and fetch his given-out wife to his son.The son and his new wife were inside their mosquito net doing their own things in the darkness within the vicinity of the old man's homestead.The wrinkled geezer came and stood next to their mosquito net and yelled incoherently across the net that he wanted his wife back!His manhood was erect and awakened by sweet and tastier foods such as peanuts,tahania,stewed meat, chips and chickens.

The young man came out profusely sweating and told his father to go back to sleep as he promised to solve things in the morning.The old man agreed and went back to his lodging in sulks.In the morning, he called on his father's wife to join him at his father's byre for the talks.The wife was given opportunity to say her other part of the story since the old man wanted her back.She told the old man that if he continues to demand her back,she will pack her things and go her own way or to be married to another man in the village.She added that she was not a mortar to be used by the old man and his son in turns!She would rather stick to one pestle or risk losing her altogether!

The old man finally succumbed to let her stay with his son after many deliberations as he was left with no better options.The two young blood live happily thereafter.

you, what are the political moral lessons in regards to the BCYA's elections?

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