24/04/2024
1) Imagine your rent is due...BOOM!!! Your sugar daddy d!e.. You will cry more than his Wife.....😜😜
2)Who knows where to get abørtion pills? my Dog 🐕 is pregnant for my wicked neighbor's Dog 🐕 and I don't want to have that idiot as my in-law 😂😂😂
3) If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy Jesus.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4)So my brother broke up with his girlfriend yesterday because he saw a man driving her car. We later investigate and find out it wasn't a man, she just took off her wig..😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
5) Playing with kids is too stressful, imagine she started crying 😭 because I refuse to eat crayon
🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣
6)sister!!...If you have flat b***s, flat yansh and even flat chest.. Congratulations 🤝 my sister your three bedroom flat is complete..😄😄😄😄😄😄
7)In those days you have to open panties to see girl's
Buttocks but nowadays you have to open the Buttocks to see the panties....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
8)Gone are those days when football is watched by cheering fans.. Nowadays is watched by terrified gamblers..🤷🤷🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
9)A drunk man enter female toilet by mistake..
A woman inside scream.. "This is for ladies!!"
The drunk man also replied "Hold this d!ck is also for ladies too.. Hahaha.🤣🤣🤣🤣
10)*When am drunk, I become very alert before crossing the road.. I look left and right for cars and bikes, Then I look up for Aeroplanes and down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets..*
Don't joke with a drunkard...😅😅😅
11)Igbo guys advertising casket will be like.. "Oga buy this one. Fiammm your mama don reach Heaven🤷😒😒😒
12)An unlucky person is the one been born on February 29th, your birthday comes like World Cup tournament, once in every four years....hmmm. lemme run b4 the victim støne me.🏃🏃🏃
13)The moment you went to find a job only to discover that the CEO of the company is your Ex.🙆😱 That is w
