Nich Masila

Nich Masila Son of fate

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23/03/2025

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10/11/2024

With Masila Snr – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

30/10/2024

Not for children under 18 years 🔞

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

29/10/2024

Good evening everyone 😴

29/10/2024

Ukienda house party halafu uskie “i believe we are all mature here” wewe enda tu home. That’s a red flag🚩

29/10/2024

Is it true there is a neighborhood in majuu whereby someone wakes up,opens the window and hurles aloud,"good morning my neighbors f**k you" another one responds,"yes yes f**k you too"🤔🤔🤔😆😆😆😆

24/10/2024

Ushawahi Penda Mtu Kwa Plot Mpaka Ukiskia Sauti Yake Unatoka Nje Kumwaga Maji Safi😂Waah Shiet Aky Na Vile Leo Sina Maji🤣🤣🤣😎💯

24/10/2024

1. Who killed abel??
His brother
2 . Who sold Joseph??
His brothers
3. Who was jealous if David??
His brothers
4. Who was not happy for return of prodigal son??
His brother

Have you seen woman anywhere??
Fear men😂😂

5. Who betrayed Jesus?? A man
6. Who denied Jesus?! A man
7. Who mocked Jesus on the cross?? A man

And finally,

8. Who is lying to Kenyans?? Still a man🤭😂😂
9.who makes Kenyans demonstrate against the government?A man
Ladies 👌👌💪💪💪💪💪
Sina ubaya na wanaume please 🙏🙏 🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mwanaume ni kila kitu

24/10/2024

Good morning 🌄🌅.if you're awake say Hi

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Johnathan Mbungya, Jastinah Nduku, Saif Ali Mahate, Nzula...
12/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Johnathan Mbungya, Jastinah Nduku, Saif Ali Mahate, Nzula Ruth, Alic Alic, Pàtríck Wàmbúa

Jinsi ya kupanda miti:a) Fyweka uwanjab) chimba shimo, lipanue kidogoc) shika mti vizurid) ondoa karatasie) weka mti kwa...
10/10/2024

Jinsi ya kupanda miti:
a) Fyweka uwanja
b) chimba shimo, lipanue kidogo
c) shika mti vizuri
d) ondoa karatasi
e) weka mti kwa shimo taratibu
f) funika na mchanga
g) miminia maji

Happy Mazingira Day

27/09/2024

Baba

Psychology
22/09/2024

Psychology

21/09/2024

Good morning 🌄

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