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Anyone wanna join me?
26/02/2026

Anyone wanna join me?

24/02/2026

Ahab — 1 wife
Herod — 1 wife
Ananias — 1 wife
Pontius Pilate — 1 wife
Jeroboam — 1 wife
Nebuchadnezzar. — 1 wife
Haman — 1 wife
Zakayo -- 1wife

And they all lost their way and betrayed God.

1. Abraham — 3 wives
2. Jacob — 4 wives
3. David — 4 wives
4. Solomon — 700 wives
5. Rehoboam — 18 wives
6. Abijah — 14 wives
7. Elkanah — 2 wives
8. Lemech — 2 wives

And they all found favour in the eyes of the Lord.

Whatever you do with this information is none of my business😂😂😂

Imwe cia mbica iria ikenetie akenya muno umuthi.
22/02/2026

Imwe cia mbica iria ikenetie akenya muno umuthi.

Some writes:Imagine waking up as William Ruto.You don’t check the weather.You check the threat level.Breakfast is served...
19/02/2026

Some writes:

Imagine waking up as William Ruto.

You don’t check the weather.
You check the threat level.

Breakfast is served. Eggs. Sausage. A side of political anxiety.

An aide walks in like he’s delivering exam results.

“Sir… small update. Rigathi Gachagua is addressing thousands in Nairobi CBD.”

You pause mid-bite.

“CBD? As in… the capital city CBD? With actual human beings?”

Suddenly the tea tastes like impeachment.

You attempt damage control. “Release a development project somewhere. Quickly. Even if it’s a footbridge for squirrels.”

By 11 a.m., another briefing.

“Sir… in Kisumu, Gladys Wanga was heckled. Youths are chanting Babu Owino’s name.”

You remove your glasses slowly. Very presidential. Very dramatic.

“Kisumu is chanting Babu? In broad daylight? Without fear of Wi-Fi disruption?”

You stand up. Sit down. Stand up again. This is cardio now.

At lunchtime, you attempt positive affirmations in the mirror.

“I am popular. I am loved. I am trending for the right reasons.”

Phone buzzes again.

“Kakamega is charged, sir. The slogan is ‘Sisi ndio Sifuna.’ Mega rally incoming.”

Ah yes. Edwin Sifuna has apparently become a national anthem.

You stare into space like a man who just discovered democracy comes with side effects.

Rallies here. Chants there. Heckling everywhere.

Even the pigeons outside State House look suspicious.

There is only one sacred ritual left.

You dial Douglas Kanja.

Voice calm. Too calm.

“Kanja… my friend… why are citizens outside enjoying oxygen without clearance?”

Silence.

“Yes. Activate the National Tear Gas Appreciation Program.”

Pause.

“No, no… don’t arrest them. Just season the air a little.”

Because nothing screams confidence like responding to slogans with smoke.

By evening, reports say the city smells like onions and ambition.

You sit back, relieved.

Problem solved.

Until tomorrow morning.

When you wake up…
And remember the people also wake up.
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄

Yes he took her from me,but still she wanted to go,so i had to let her love whoever she wanted for the sake of her "PEAC...
15/02/2026

Yes he took her from me,but still she wanted to go,so i had to let her love whoever she wanted for the sake of her "PEACE"not because i never wanted a life with her 😭😭but i had to let go, my dreams of making a family with her.....
If its not urgent,dont introduce your lover to your friends🙄🙄

It hurts💔💔
ni hayo tu kwa sasa

Riu ngatheti ni itaariirie uria ambunge atatu a Mt.Kenya, umwe wao ari mutumia, marabangire na gutabania itharikira ria ...
26/01/2026

Riu ngatheti ni itaariirie uria ambunge atatu a Mt.Kenya, umwe wao ari mutumia, marabangire na gutabania itharikira ria kanitha mwena wa Othaya. Aya atatu, hamwe na anene a borithi, maari na mucemanio Vigilant house na makiheo rutha mabange borithi 15 iria igatgarikira kanitha ucio. Oho, nyanake ta 20 nacio ikibangwo iria irari iheo ugitiri ni borithi. Ona gutuika aingi a borithi nimaregaga mibango ino, maheirwo watho wa gutharikira, na kungihoteka magurarie Gachagua. Na uguo nigwo marendaga. Maingira kihingo-ini, marambiriirie o kurathukia micinga gwa kahinda ka ndagika ta 30 na gutiri muborithi wa ceceni cia hakuhi urakuhiriirie. Ngatheti irauga ni marahetwo watho muhiu matikagerie gukuhiriria.

The wildebeest should come to the Nairobi-Nakuru highway to witness the great migration.😂😂😂😂
23/12/2025

The wildebeest should come to the Nairobi-Nakuru highway to witness the great migration.
😂😂😂😂

Kenyan ladies to Museveni Tuma fare tukuletee ocean 😂😂😂😂
14/11/2025

Kenyan ladies to Museveni
Tuma fare tukuletee ocean
😂😂😂😂

02/11/2025

SEEN : Bwanangu amekuwa akienda Kanisa lakini sasa hio Kanisa imezidi, kila Sunday wanampea bahasha ya kuweka pesa sasa k**a mwezi mzima alikuwa mgonjwa hakuwa anaenda kazi wala Kanisa sasa ikabidi mimi nifunge kazi yangu kidogo niende kwa biashara yake juu ndio inaingiza pesa nyingi kiasi kuliko yangu na kazi ikaendelea tu vizuri, vile alipona hao wazee wa Kanisa akawaita kwa nyumba ati warudishe shukrani kwa Mungu na waombe na akaniambia wanakuja so mimi nikapika chai na mikate nikapata blueband juu walikuja jioni Sunday after church, nikawakaribisha tu vizuri na nikaweserve, kumaliza kuomba na kunywa chai hapo ndio wakapea bwanangu bahasha nne ati ndio aweke pesa za mchango ya church ya mwezi mzima yenye alikuwa mgonjwa, bwanangu akaniitisha 8k ndio aweke 2000 kwa kila bahasha kulingana na vile niliskia wakiongea, nilijifanya sikuskia vile wanasema nikauliza bwanangu 8k ni ya nini? Ndio mzee mmoja wa hio church akaniambia ati ni mchango ya church ya whole month yenye hajaenda, nikaambia bwanangu point blank hakuna pesa nawapea, alinifuata bedroom kuniuliza hio ni aibu gani naleta nikamwambia hao wazee kila mtu aende atafute pesa hapo kwetu sio 🏧 akaleta shida na mimi nikakatalia hapo na nikasema hakuna pesa nawapea, hao wazee walianza kuomba in tongues wakinikemea na hapo ndio nilifungia bwanangu bedroom na nikachukua kifagio jikoni nikafukuza hao wazee kutoka 4th floor hadi ground hata mmoja aliwacha viatu nilimrushia kutoka kwa balcony hadi chini. Mpaka leo bwanangu amekataa kuniongelesha lakini mimi naye sibabaiki, nipatie wazee wako na mikono pesa badala wakafanye kazi? Hapo niko na makosa kweli?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!"Happy Birthday to ME Today, I celebrate another year of growth, learning, and living my best life....
03/09/2025

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

"Happy Birthday to ME Today, I celebrate another year of growth, learning, and living my best life. Cheers to many more adventures!"
I reflect on the past year and look forward to the future. I'm proud of myself for Staying Focused, and I'm excited for what's to come. Here's to another year of love, laughter
cake, and doing whatever makes me happy. Bring on the celebrations!"
Happy birthday to me

Hiti ndiri ya ria mwana😔
28/08/2025

Hiti ndiri ya ria mwana😔

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