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19/02/2026

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07/02/2026

Lakini mayut tuache kuwa brukenge buana.
Niko na cousin yangu juzi amemaliza form four aliniambia nitafutie yeye kazi akingoja a join yunifasti September with a condition that the salary should not be less than 45k per month.
Nikaangalie yeye hivi with alot of contempt mixed with sympathy nikaambie yeye atingise kichwa mara tatu alafu apanguze mak**asi imejaa kwa kichwa. Mimi mwenyewe I've been unemployed for the last 15 years with my Masters degree in Economics and Finance mpaka najiuliza kwani hii pesa tulikosania wapi, alafu hii chiwawa inaniambia ati salary of 45k plus.
Gaddamit mtoto mdogo mjinga that degree in criminology unaenda kufanya can't even pay you a salary of 17 sausand ukiongeza allowance na unaniuliza mambo ya forty faef giiz are you normal upstairs.
Baba yake naye anaamka saa nne anajianika hapo nje k**a zile line za Airtel pale CBD kazi ni kukula tu hajui chakula imetoka wapi, mpaka najiuliza ama hii mzee iko na akili mtumba bcoz how comes a man of this age, being a father just basks his protruding ugly belly, no work with no sources to fund the kids education.
Mtoto naye anakuja kuniambia mambo ya upus ya 45k plus ni k**a Mimi ni minister ya mashamba, yuzlez.
Nilikaa nikaangalia hii watu kweli ni brukenge kabisa.
Personally naamka 5 asubuhi kuingia site, foreman ananiwekelea simiti sita nik**a ni Mimi nilifanyia bibi yake horizontally engineering buana, kidogo unaskia anasema Jonte nicheze “Hate Me by Juice Wrld” nikijaribu kumconsole nakumbuka juzi alisema PayPal haifanyi, nakuwa mungwana sana.
Olmaiti when will it shine upon us.

Koseng'eng!!
Parin korris !!

06/02/2026

“STRUGGLE IMEKUWA COSPLAY BUANA”
Buana siku hizi kila mtu ana backstory ya mateso. Kila mtu “alitoka mbali.” Ukiskiza stories za watu, Kenya ingejaa tu ghetto pekee yake, hakuna mtu alizaliwa kwa comfort. Sasa nashangaa, hawa watu wote walikuwa wapi wakati sisi tulikuwa tunapambana na githeri isiyo na supu?
Mtu amesomea academy, alikuwa anapewa lunchbox ya rangi, anasema ati “nilijifunza kupambana na maisha.” Kupambana wapi ndugu yangu? Kupambana na traffic ya school bus? K**a hiyo ndio struggle, basi sisi tulikuwa tunapambana na hunger yenye haina appeal.
Struggle haikuwa story ya motivational speaker. Ilikuwa ni reality show yenye hakuna camera. Saa nne ilikuwa life-or-death situation. Unatoa githeri moja moja k**a unatoa votes wakati wa kura. Ukimaliza mapema, umeji-haribia mchana mzima. Hakuna forgiveness hapo.
Na hawa wasee wa South C bana, wanapenda kusema “nilitoka block.” Block gani? Block ya apartment yenye iko na watchman na lift? K**a hiyo ndio block, basi sisi tulikuwa tunaishi underground bunker.
Biashara nayo imekuwa joke. Mtu anasema “nilianza biashara na 5k.” Lakini nyuma kuna parents wanangoja kusema “ukifail rudi home.” Sisi ukifail, unarudi kwa shade ya mti ukauliza Mungu k**a bado anakujua personally.
Nilifungua biashara nikijua hii ndio breakthrough. Kumbe ilikuwa breakdown. Watu hawakuja. Mimi nikabaki na stock na stress. Ukianza kutafuna stock yako mwenyewe, hapo ndio unajua hii maisha haina romantic side.
Sasa watu wanafanya umasikini ikae cute. Wanavaa k**a struggle ni fashion. Hapana buana. Poverty si aesthetic. Ni kitu unataka utoke, sio kuact.
Koroom!

04/02/2026

LEO UKIAMKA BILA PLAN, USIJILAUMU — MAISHA YA KENYA HAINA MANUAL

Kuna siku unaamka asubuhi ukiwa umejiambia leo nitafanya vitu poa, unataka kuwa focused, disciplined, motivated k**a wale watu wa motivational reels. Unakunywa chai, unavaa viatu, alafu reality ya Kenya inakupiga slap moja safi. Fare imepanda, bundles zimeisha, landlord anapiga missed call, na kwa mfuko iko coins tatu na hope. Hapo ndio unarealize maisha huku si movie, ni series ndefu yenye script inaandikwa daily na stress.

Ukiangalia watu online unaona kila mtu ako “winning” — mmoja amehamia bedsitter mpya, mwingine ameanza biashara ya perfumes, mwingine ako Dubai “by God’s grace”. Wewe uko hapo uki-google “how to make money online bila skills” mara ya 17. Lakini ukweli ni hii: wengi wetu tunaishi life ya ku-survive first, ku-dream later. Leo unatafuta pesa ya lunch, kesho unaota kujenga mansion Rongai, kesho kutwa unarudi kuomba till number ya shopkeeper akuwekee deni.

Lakini kuna kitu funny sana na sisi Wakenya: hata ukiwa broke, bado unacheka. Hata ukiwa na 200 kwa mfuko, bado unaweza buy smokie, piga story, ucheke k**a billionaire wa humor. Tunacomplain lakini bado tunaendelea. Tunalia lakini bado tunasukuma. Na hiyo ndio nguvu yetu kubwa — resilience imekuwa lifestyle.

So k**a leo umefeel lost, umeamka bila plan, ama unaona k**a una-lag nyuma ya wenzako, relax kidogo. Hii race haina referee, hakuna finishing line moja. Kila mtu anafika time yake. Leo unaweza kuwa broke, kesho unaweza kuwa “ile deal imeingia bro”. Maisha ya Kenya ni gamble, lakini ukiendelea kucheza bila kuji-give up, eventually odds zinakuangalia pia.

Kesho jaribu tena. Leo cheka tu😂


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