Dj luttan patrixx

02/08/2026

Being a DJ in Kenya is risky

One lady requests Amapiano, another wants Mugithi, a third wants Rhumba... then the guy buying everyone drinks says, "DJ, cheza yangu kwanza!" 🍻🎧

In the end, everyone is dancing like they requested the same song. 🤣🔥

22/07/2026

10/07/2026

Whoever sold 2000 alphabet people boarding passes to a ship headed to muslim destinations is the greatest salesman alive.

09/07/2026

Apa hukuanga bad

06/07/2026

Monday imefika... SUMMERTIDE imeisha, reality imeingia! 😂

Jana walikuwa wanaandika: "Living my best life." 🍾😎

Leo asubuhi wako kwa matatu wakihesabu k**a KSh 50 itatosha hadi Friday. 😂

Wale walikuwa wanasema "Money comes and goes"...
Leo ndio wanauliza, "Boss, mshahara inaingia saa ngapi?" 🤣

Lesson ya leo: Summertide ni tamu... lakini Monday huwa haina huruma! 😂☕

05/07/2026

Leo kidogo kidogo unafika kwa kibanda ya chapo mutura nikiwa na njaa ya kufunga biashara.

kuinua macho...

Msee wa kupika amevaa dust coat kubwa imeandikwa "LEE FUNERAL HOME." 😭

unajiuliza anauza chapo ama anaandaa after party?"

Akacheka akasema, "Karibu customer."

Sasa hata sikuweza kuorder haraka... nilikuwa najiuliza, "Nikikula hapa, receipt itakuwa ya lunch ama death certificate?" 😂

Lakini njaa nayo haina aibu...

unapiga zako mbili.
unateremsha na maombi

05/07/2026

⭐ Rating: 100/10 kwa kazi, 2/10 kwa mapenzi.
Ukiona Probox imekuja kwa estate, hujui k**a imeleta mayai, mattresses, speakers, mbuzi, ama fundi wa plumbing.
Hii gari haichagui kazi. Leo ni delivery, kesho ni sherehe, kesho kutwa ni harusi.
Na ukiuliza owner, "Mbona hununui gari ingine?"
Anakutazama tu ana smile, "Hii ndio inalipa bills, si likes." 😭😂