21/09/2025
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Just when you think Ndungโu of Muthengera has exhausted his bag of foolishness, he digs deeper. Known across the ridges as a loud Manchester United hater, broke to the bone, and still nursing forbidden thoughts about Kiarieโs wife Lillian, Ndungโu hatched his most outrageous betting plan yet. With no money left to lose, he put his second wife Mumbi on the line, swearing Chelsea would humble Man United. The deal was simple: if Chelsea won, Kiarie would hand over his gorgeous wife Lillian, but if United triumphed, Mumbi was gone. To Ndungโuโs horror, United pulled a 2-1 victory, sending him home not only broke but also one wife short. Eyewitnesses say Ndungโu tried to appeal the results by claiming VAR had demons, but even the village chief laughed him out of court. Crushed and desperate, Ndungโu has now hung up his betting slips, declared himself a born again Christian, and joined the praise team. Ironically, his first testimony in church was, โThe Lord giveth wives, and the Lord taketh away.โ