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๐Ž๐‹๐€๐‘๐„๐“๐Ž๐๐ˆ ๐“๐• Eretoto Olosho Le Maa

27/08/2025

Ni freedom gani unakuanga nayo ukiwa kwa nyumba peke yako๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

27/08/2025

Schools are opening today:
CHEMSHA BONGO!!!
Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "I don't know."๐Ÿคจ

Student: "It's easy๐Ÿ˜Š, you just open the fridge
and put it in๐Ÿ˜Œ. I have another question!"๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "It's easy๐Ÿ˜Š, you just open the fridge
and put it in."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one๐Ÿ™‚. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"๐Ÿค”

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."โ˜บ๏ธ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿคจ, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"๐Ÿ˜•

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜Œ, 1 last question."๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"๐Ÿค”

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜•, you just swim๐ŸŠand cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Teacher:โ˜น๏ธ "I have my own question๐Ÿ˜ฉ, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."๐Ÿ˜

Student: "No idea sir..."๐Ÿคท

Teacher: "It's you๐Ÿ˜’ because you are on two
weeks suspension๐Ÿ™„ for giving me headache.

27/08/2025

*BREAKING NEWS*!!!!! ๐Ÿšจ

*Timber will miss Arsenal game against Liverpool on Sunday due to injury*

*According to report Timber was on his way to training and unfortunately BRUNO Fernandes PENALTY BALL hit him on his head* ๐Ÿ˜ข

๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง๐จ ๐๐ž๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐‡๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
25/08/2025

๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง๐จ ๐๐ž๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐‡๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

21/08/2025

Happy Gachagua Day!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐–๐š๐ง๐š๐›๐ข๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š ๐ค๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐š ๐๐š๐ซ๐จ๐ค ๐Š๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ข ๐–๐š๐ง๐š๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐š ๐ค๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐š ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐จ ๐Š๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ค๐š๐ง๐š ๐ง๐š ๐›๐š๐ซ๐š๐›๐š๐ซ๐š ๐Œ๐›๐š๐ฒ๐š ๐„๐ง๐ž๐จ ๐‡๐ข๐ฅ๐จ, ๐–๐š๐ง๐š๐จ๐ฆ๐›๐š ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ค๐š๐ฅ๐ข...
20/08/2025

๐–๐š๐ง๐š๐›๐ข๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐š ๐ค๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐š ๐๐š๐ซ๐จ๐ค ๐Š๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ข ๐–๐š๐ง๐š๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐š ๐ค๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐š ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐จ ๐Š๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ค๐š๐ง๐š ๐ง๐š ๐›๐š๐ซ๐š๐›๐š๐ซ๐š ๐Œ๐›๐š๐ฒ๐š ๐„๐ง๐ž๐จ ๐‡๐ข๐ฅ๐จ, ๐–๐š๐ง๐š๐จ๐ฆ๐›๐š ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ค๐š๐ฅ๐ข ๐ฒ๐š ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ฒ Patrick Keturet Ole Ntutu ๐€๐ฐ๐ž๐ณ๐ž ๐Š๐ฎ๐ฐ๐š๐ค๐ฎ๐ฆ๐›๐ฎ๐ค๐š ๐Š๐ฐ๐š ๐Œ๐š๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐จ!

๐Ÿšจ ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„ ๐–๐„ ๐†๐Ž! ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ผ ๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฎ, sign new ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐๐ž๐š๐ฅ at Arsenal as a fan valid until 2027 ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธHow many trophies do you ...
19/08/2025

๐Ÿšจ ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„ ๐–๐„ ๐†๐Ž! ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ผ ๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฎ, sign new ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐ž๐ž ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐๐ž๐š๐ฅ at Arsenal as a fan valid until 2027 ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ
How many trophies do you expect this season? ๐Ÿ†โœจ

18/08/2025

UPDATE
Keelo kotini ainosaki รญlewa 3 oibungaki eutieki keeya olee obo Gedion Ole Mankuyio otaraki ninye metua toonkaulele olduka le Narok, olkesi lenye intarikini 28.08.2025, olomoni oibalie olakili leilo marei, Kaitikei Ole Rotiken.

18/08/2025

Youth Alliance SG Leshan Livondo Declares Support for Governor Lenkuโ€™๐ฌ Senate Bid in Kajiado County

18/08/2025

Tanzania ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ vs kenya ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Tuondoe utata nani ni bora zaidi ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

18/08/2025

"Muchiri ni top top talent, chesco pia ni mnoma tactics."~ Breeder LW, Kenyan rapper

TAMBUA MSANII KWA JINA LAKE ๐Ÿ˜
21/05/2025

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