11/12/2025
Client: Hey, can you make the article sound “natural,” “human,” and “authentic”?
Me: Sure! That’s literally what I do.
Client: Also, can you use AI to speed it up?
Me: …Define “speed.”
Client: Like, instant.
Me: Instant writing usually comes with instant regrets.
Client: But AI writes so fast!
Me: So does my two-year-old when she’s drawing on the wall. Speed isn’t the problem. Accuracy is.
Client: Okay. But can you just make the draft “less AI-ish”?
Me: You mean… human?
Client: Exactly.
Me: Which is what I originally planned before you asked me to use AI.
Client: So write it like a human wrote it.
Me: You’ve come full circle. Congratulations.
Client: And add personality.
Me: Wonderful. That part only comes from actual humans.
Client: Great. Then use AI.
Me: …I’m logging off.
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