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Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all your support! Enock Nock
19/07/2025

Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all your support! Enock Nock

I do remember those days hii game nlikuwanga chambe always, chifanta wueh!๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
16/07/2025

I do remember those days hii game nlikuwanga chambe always, chifanta wueh!๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ถ โœŠ.๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ก๐—ผ.1Ukikatiwa Mtura, mwambie aonje moja. Akisema ameshiba ama ako sawa, jua ni paka๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚.๐—ฅ...
11/07/2025

๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ถ โœŠ.
๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ก๐—ผ.1

Ukikatiwa Mtura, mwambie aonje moja. Akisema ameshiba ama ako sawa, jua ni paka๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ.2

Usiwahi salimia mtu kwa mkono๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ. Hallo! Hallo! Na mdomo. In fact, hio ndio kazi ya earphones. Kufanya usiskie salamu ukiwa town๐Ÿ˜.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 3

Usiwahi kubali kuombewa town. Wewe utageuka wa kuomba watu fare bila kujua. Utapoteza time na kila kitu uko nacho๐Ÿค”.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 4

Mtu akisema amepotea town๐Ÿ˜ณ, mwambie atumie google maps ama aongee na Soja. Ukimwonyesha njia, wewe utapotea njia. Hapa sitaeleza sana๐Ÿ˜’.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 6

Ukiwa Globe ama OTC, usitumie simu dirisha ikiwa wazi. Utauziwa hio simu ukifika town/CBD๐Ÿ˜‚.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 7

Ukiitwa brathe town ama siste, jua it's about to go down. Unataka kuuziwa kitu wameiba ama unataka kuibiwa kitu utauziwa. Run!๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ . 8

Hapa sasa ndio kila mtu anafaa kuwa attentive. Ukiskia wanasema kiatu mia... Skiza vizuri hio mia wanasema mara ngapi? Ukiskia 'kiatu mia' jua hio ni 100. Ukiskia "kiatu mia, mia pekee" hio ni 200. Ukiskia " kiatu mia,mia,mia" hio ni 300. Akili mtu wangu๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚.

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 9

Ukitaka kucross njia Nairobi, hata ikiwa one way, angalia both ways. Wasee wa nduthi huwa ni k**a wako na shule yao ya driving special. Utadhani njia iko clear kumbe Njoro wa Nduthi amekuja na speed. Usishangae ukiona watu wanaangalia both sides kwa one way road. ๐Ÿ˜€

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 10

The best is saved for last. Hii ndio Mama yao๐Ÿ˜Š. It's a whole topic on Introduction to How to survive in Nairobi. TREAT EVERYONE AS A SUSPECT. Ndio maana inaitwa NAIROBBERY๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚. Nikiexplain nitaharibu. Hapa inahitaji tu Character Development ndio uelewe. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ. 11
๐—ก๐—ฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜†๐—ผ, ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ ๐˜‚๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฒ ๐—ธ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„? ๐——๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐Ÿฅฐ?

๐—จ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐˜‚ ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ, ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„

Verse moja ya wakadinali tukisonga๐Ÿ˜œ ร‡ร lรจb ร˜digรขrd
08/07/2025

Verse moja ya wakadinali tukisonga๐Ÿ˜œ
ร‡ร lรจb ร˜digรขrd

03/07/2025

shoes and people
if they hart you
they are not your size
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which is your best couple of times?? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
30/06/2025

which is your best couple of times?? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

ma*****na in the working mode ๐Ÿ˜…
30/06/2025

ma*****na in the working mode ๐Ÿ˜…

My country, my resident and my home๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช fans
27/06/2025

My country, my resident and my home๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
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Leo ni special day for GZ's, nawasusha tao na mbao tu๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
25/06/2025

Leo ni special day for GZ's, nawasusha tao na mbao tu๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช

Nimejitolea kuwapa hizi tudeal na goons shoke๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
24/06/2025

Nimejitolea kuwapa hizi tudeal na goons shoke๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

Wakipotea kesho watafute place inakaa hivi, wameshaandaliwa makazi yao.
24/06/2025

Wakipotea kesho watafute place inakaa hivi, wameshaandaliwa makazi yao.

21/06/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Susan Chรธla, Killian Munga

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