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Momanyi richy Be proud of where you come from... Sio kutesa tu huku kanairo na madhe anateseka huko ocha.... Tukue

15/05/2024

๐Ÿ˜‚U MUST LAUGH๐Ÿ˜‚....................................................

I went to visit my friend from a very rich family, unfortunately his girlfriend happens to be my ex Grace๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ she approach me and ask?

Grace: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino, or coffee?

Me:tea please..๐Ÿ™

Grace: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho tea, gold tea, bush tea, or green tea?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Me: Ceylon tea please.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท

Grace: how do you want it. Black or white?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Me: white๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Grace: milk or fresh cream?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Me: with milk.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

Grace:freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

Me: umm, let go with the freeze land cow.๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Grace: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

Me : sugar๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Grace: white, brown, or yellow sugar?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Me: abeg forget about the tea just give me a glass of water

Siku moja tuamke hakuna nje,tukirudi ndani tupate nje imejaa ndani, na hakuna njia ya kutoka nje...๐Ÿคฃ
30/03/2024

Siku moja tuamke hakuna nje,tukirudi ndani tupate nje imejaa ndani, na hakuna njia ya kutoka nje...๐Ÿคฃ

31/12/2023

Imagine siku ya Kuenda mbinguni God aseme "ingieni nyote msinizoee" watu wa SDA na wafuasi wa Awuor si watasikia vibaya sana ju Ile design hawa watu wamejituma wanaweza fanya tuchomwe bure๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคญ

18/11/2023

Wanaume๐Ÿคจ after mechi usikubali Dem Aone Matako Yako๐Ÿฅด rudi Nyuma k**a Lorry ya Mchanga๐Ÿ˜Ž sawa iyo ni trap๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ and thank me later

20/09/2023

Ati kitu waluyha hawakuli kwa kuku ni sauti pekee๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃsio mimi nmesema n huyu๐Ÿ˜‚

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