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Danikoh Trace, Westlands (2025)

14/11/2024

Top 100 Kimeru Words
The Meru, one of Kenya’s most populous tribes, live on the eastern and northern slopes of Mount Kenya. Their language is rich and varied, depending on the dialect spoken. Below are some common Kimeru words that may help you on your next trip to the region!
Muuga – Hello/ how are you
Mwari – girl/daughter
Muji – home
Ruuji – water
Naarua/umunthi – today
Ruju – tomorrow
Thimu – phone
Mucore – friend
Uka/nju – come here
Ndaka – boy
Muthaka – circumcised boy
Nja – outside
Juju – grandparent
Baaba – Father
Bwatinda atia – how was your day
Tinda bwega – good day
Butharimwe – be blessed
Mama wega/ lala bwega – sleep well
Ii – yes
Ari – no
Ibwega – thank you
Twite/Tuthi – let’s go
Twonane – see you
Mbeca – money
Muno – more
Atia – how
Ntina mbeca – I have no money
Murimi – farmer
Murui – cook?
Mwiti – traveller?
Mukoobi – borrower?
Mpeempe – maize
Bangi – others (referring to people)
Muntu – man
Muka – woman
Thaambia – wash
Cukuru – school
Njuri – council of elders
Nkoro – heart
Giti – chair
Kabeti – small wallet/purse
Mwiji – boy
Ucuru – porridge
Nda- stomach
Gitanda – bed
Chai – tea
Kauwa – coffee
Chukari – sugar
Mugate – bread
Ngari – car
Irinda – dress
Shati – shirt
Kiratu – shoe
Ng’ombe – cow
Mburi – goat
Ng'ondu – sheep
Nguku – hen
Iria – milk
Yuku/mbuku – book
Karamu – pencil/pen
Nduka – shop
Mugunda – farm
Mwanki – fire/hot
Mpio – cold
Riua – sun
Mweri – moon
Mbura – rain
Ruo – rain
Ina- sing
Murungu- God
Kanisa- church
Vatiri – priest
Mubea – pastor
Mwana – baby
Mutanongina – brother
Mwarongina – sister
Kameme – radio
Mwarimu – teacher
Ndaktari – doctor
Kuru/nkui – dog
Mpaka – cat
Kiegeri – broom
Thani – plate
Gikombe – cup
Gichiko – spoon
Gachiu/kayu – knife
Uma – fork
Maego – tooth/teeth
Kanyua – mouth
Nkoro – heart
Njara – hand
Kuguru – foot
Kiara – toe
Thibitari – hospital
Ikwa – yams
Murango – door
Ndigu – bananas
Kuanda – to plant
Kuandika – to write
Kuthoma – to read

16/10/2024

Advocate Ongoya- You are a lawyer right?

Advocate Mutuse: Yes i am a lawyer

Advocate Ongoya: It may be getting hotter, but look at the document honorable Mutuse,compose yourself and read!

🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️

We all agree Senior counsel Ongoya has made the senate impeachment proceedings more interesting tonight😁

You can add yours in the comment section

03/10/2024

Advise to our young men n Women

Enjoy life in your 20s huku 40's unapanda gari ukienda Gikomba kununua kiatu unaambiwa gas imeisha unashuka.🤦🏽‍♀️

03/10/2024

A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset.

_"You are a Disrēspêctful Pīg!"_ she Cried.

_"How dare you do this to me – a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"_

The Husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a Minute Love. At least let me tell you what Happened."_

_"Fine, go ahead",_ the Wife Sobbed, _"but they will be the last Words you say to me!"_
The Husband Began:

_"Well, as I was getting into the Car at Work to drive Home, this Young Lady here asked me for a Lift. She looked so Distressed, Helpless and Defenceless that I took Pity on her and let her into the Car."_

_"She was very Thin, not well Dressed and very Dirty and told me that she hadn't Eaten for Three Days."_

_"Out of Compassion, I brought her Home and Warmed up the Pizza I made for you last Night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on Weight. The Poor thing Ate it, Ravenously."_

_"She was Dirty. I suggested she have a Shower. While Showering, I noticed her Clothes were Filthy and Threadbare. I threw them away."_

_"I gave her the Designer Jeans that you’ve had for a Few Years, but don’t Wear because you say they are too Tight."_

_"I gave her Underwear, your Anniversary Present from me, which you don’t Wear because you said I don't have Good Taste."_
_"I gave her the Sexy Blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t Wear just to annoy her.

I also donated those Boots you bought at an expensive Boutique but don’t Wear because someone at Work has the same Pair."_
The Husband Paused, took a quick Breath and continued:

_"She was so Grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the Door, she turned to me with Tears in her Eyes and said, “Please Sir... Do you have anything else that your Wife doesn’t use?

29/09/2024

Maulamwah meets Ruth K's look alike in China "Ruth Chan".

29/09/2024

Someone with a sniper vision will detect the second man in the picture..
Did you see it.. mine in the comments section

29/09/2024

A wife peeped from her bedroom window upstairs and noticed that some men clustered around their gate.

Knowing that her husband would soon be coming home in a few minutes, she decided to call and tell him what she observed but the man refused to pick her calls, concluding in his mind that he will soon be home, no need to pick her calls.

Guess what?

He drove straight into the waiting hands of kidnappers waiting for him at his gate.
He did not survive the ordeal, the kidnappers killed him even after they collected all that he ever worked for.
This happened to him because he did not pick his calls.
It cost us nothing to pick our calls.

Please, let us create that habit of taking calls.

✓ Pick your calls even if you are close to your house.
✓ Pick your calls even if you just spoke with the person a while ago.
✓ Pick your calls even if the same person called you again.
✓ Pick your calls because you don't know the information he or she wants to get across to you.

Have a lovely day ahead

27/09/2024

My mom👩 once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouse🏡 with a female student, Trina😊.

One day my mom👩 invited Trina for lunch, which she obliged😊. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina was😊.

And she had been suspicious of me having a relationship💞 with Trina for a long time⏳ as it wasn't her first time visiting🙃.

While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's up😏* look.

Knowing my mom💁‍♂️, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates😁." Well she just smiled😁 and didn't say a thing🤐.

About a week later⏳, Trina came to me saying,

"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."

3 days ago, I sat down and wrote✍️

“Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,

and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.

your Loving son♥️”

Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,

I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her

but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"

21/09/2024

Broad-Based Government Effects - 2027 coiling: A Critical Perspective

I hope I am mistaken, but I fear I am not. Kithure Kindiki was undoubtedly a highly qualified candidate for the position of Deputy President - 2022. However, political realities and strategic considerations played a significant role in his exclusion. Coming from Tharaka Nithi County, with its relatively small voter base of 231,966, Kindiki struggled to attract sufficient support from the larger Mt. Kenya region, which proved crucial in the election. H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH, with his substantial financial resources and support from Mt. Kenya West, emerged as a more viable candidate.

With the establishment of a broad-based government, Kenya is witnessing a historic shift. For the first time, Western, Nyanza, and Rift Valley regions are poised to exert significant influence over the government, marking a notable departure from the dominance of the Mt. Kenya region.

It appears that Prof Kindiki is being strategically positioned by President William Samoei Ruto to weaken Mt. Kenya’s political influence and to deflect attention from perceived shortcomings of Gachagua. This maneuver seems to be aimed at consolidating power and reshaping the political landscape, potentially sidelining the Mt. Kenya region's traditional influence.
And now H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH has spilt the bean again. Murima is highly touched 🥵

04/09/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Teresia Kambura, Murithi Burning Boy, Amos Mwimbi

20/06/2024

*I would like to state this without fear of contradiction and as a resident of Igembe north Constituency, Meru county, that I'm totally disappointed with the MPIGs in this picture. The greed shown by them of finance bill as totally indicated how we have been concreted into the Ruto Pocket this their greed doesn't portray the concerns of Meru county residents. Starting with Hon Tj we really have desegregated your greed to tame our democracy and our rights for your incompetent master by voting Yes to that psychodynamic Bill. We the residents of Igembe North will judge you one day on the same come 2027. Secondly in line of controversial syndrome it's clear that all our MPIGs are ease open side chicks whose mind is Centralia and can't make their own decisions. We blame you and you must know we are here to stay. We are waiting you kwa ground, we are here to stay and we'll overtax your votes to the bulk of downfall. *

31/05/2024

Happy madaraka day my fellow freedom fighter in 💯 Just One Day at a Time.😉

Danikoh Trace

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